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Albus-wan
post Jan 14 2008, 07:53 PM
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Right, too many numbers. I'm trying to adapt a riddle and it was too hard, so let's try a different version:

The same woman has to make 200 racks of donuts at 5 racks an hour for $10 an hour. She has the material to make 4 dresses, which she knows she won't be able to sell for more than $100 each. How fast will she have to make the dresses in order to average $20 an hour between the 200 racks of donuts and the four dresses. In other words she covers the first $400 dollars at $10 dollars an hour, how fast would she have to make the next $400 from the dresses in order to average $20 an hour between the dresses and the donuts?

She decides that if the answer seems unreasonable she will opt out of the security of the donut business and decide to make clothing full time for her new store, Darzee the Tailorbird. Based on your answer, what should she do?


Unfortunately, this just doesn't have the oomph I was hoping for. If no one posts the correct answer in the next 12 hours, I will give up in defeat. dry.gif

Edit: Okay. I get it. It just isn't going to work because it's too much like a math problem. The good news is that Janet already chose the right answer so she can go next.

I was trying to adapt the one about the mile-long track where a driver drives one lap at 30 mph and you have to figure out how fast they have to go on the next lap to average 60 mph for the two laps, but the problem is that by the time you finish the first lap you've already used up all the time you would need if you wanted to average 60 mph for two laps, so it's impossible. Same thing here--by the time all the donuts are cooked it would be impossible to average $20 an hour so she should just quit and open shop.

Your turn, Janet.


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post Jan 16 2008, 08:54 PM
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Oh, all right. I suppose winning by default is better than nothing at all. tongue.gif

This one's probably easy, but I still like its:

Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, by which we are bitterly pressed. In truth we may say we are full all day but empty when we go to rest.


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post Jan 16 2008, 09:21 PM
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Umm... Good one, actually! biggrin.gif I feel stupid. Hehe. Well, I'm going to guess now, so be careful everyone... *drumroll*

An orange and a lemon? smile.gif


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post Jan 16 2008, 09:40 PM
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ok. i'm pretty sure its a pair of boots (or wellies if you are from the uk)

am i right?


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post Jan 17 2008, 12:29 AM
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Close enough, imctk! My answer was "shoes" so you certainly can't get any closer! You're up!


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post Jan 21 2008, 07:24 PM
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OMG!!! i'm SOOOO sorry! i didn't realize that it was my turn to post!

the email notifictaion thing isn't working for me, so i had no idea!! sorry!!

for now, here is my riddle... using a pencil and paper it should be easy enough to figure out. i personally love these kind of riddle/brain busters...

Tom is younger than Rose, but older than Will and Jack, in that order. Rose is younger than Susie, but older than Jack. Jack is younger than Jim. Susie is older than Rose, but younger than Jim. Jim is older than Tom. Who is the oldest?

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post Jan 21 2008, 09:19 PM
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Jim is the oldest followed by Sussie, then Rose, Tom, Will, and finally Jack


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post Jan 22 2008, 09:59 AM
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Correct!

you're up parisg. smile.gif


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post Jan 22 2008, 01:02 PM
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You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.
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post Jan 22 2008, 01:17 PM
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hmm.. i might have heard this one before.. is it a secret?


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post Jan 22 2008, 02:17 PM
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I suppose it could also be a heart. . . .


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post Jan 22 2008, 06:05 PM
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Is it TRUST??

After long last I post in this thread again...yaaay tongue.gif


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no, no and yes in that order congratulations Phoenix_1 you got it


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post Jan 23 2008, 06:45 PM
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Oh yaay
Ohhh Albus-Wan is going to love this one....tongue.gif

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? And why?


Enjoy!! biggrin.gif


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post Jan 23 2008, 07:09 PM
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The bear is white as in it's a polar bear. The house is built in the arctic circle/north pole. The walls face south because the if you walked in any direction from the north pole, eventually you'd end up at the south pole!


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