i just thought this would be a cool poll to get everyone's thoughts on.
i myself cant choose what one i like the best andi no i have left alot of good ones out, i just cant find them in any of the books...if you think of any good ones please share!

I like the Dumbledore one: "ive gone temporarily deaf" i think its hilarious.

Many of these quotes are hilarious, bur in my opinion Rons one is the best, when he suggests to follow the butterflies...

I liked it when Dumbledore "went momentarily deaf."That was very amusing.I also like everything Ron says.Also when Harry tells Snape"there's no need to call me sir,professor."That's just too funny.

My favourite would have to be:
George is just a great charactor and I don't like Percy at all. Everytime I read this part of the books I always feel great inside and smile. Ginny and George are great when they talk.

Dumbledore's quote is great too!

[font=Arial]my favourite quote was not on the list it is---" What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does" -Rubeus Hagrid. and my favourite qoute out of the book is "if you want to be remembered after you die do something worth writing about or write something worth reading

I think Ron always has the best lines, i love the tapdancing spiders bit but the follow the butterflies one got my vote, i mean come on, how can you top that?!

i know Ron is always a good laugh and i dont think it is possable to top the butterfly quote! i love all the weasly quotes...they are all so funny!!! when i read those quotes i cant help but smile.

the first one of george and weasley definetley got my vote! it was hilarious. i couldnt stop laughing for like 5 minutes. it was sooooooooooooooooo funny. 'what, are fred & i next door neighbors?'. and it's just the way they said it! hahaha. but, all of them up there were really good. i found the one that harry called dudley a pig who walked on his hind legs one amusing. that was really funny too.

'do you remember me saying we were practising non-verbal spells potter?' 'yes' 'yes sir' there is no need to call sir, professor'-Harry

i love that one it is so funny and harry was sick of snape. it was awesome, and i like the one from the 6th book for slughorns christmas party when harry took luna and it went like.

Luna - oh i see you dyed your eyebrow for the party should i go do mine? No No it's alright said harry. that was not how it went word by word but that is it and it is funny

yes i love those quotes aswell, i didnt even think of the luna one...soo funny! i keep thinking of funny quotes that i should of put on here but i forget them all before i can get here and post them Grrr! but dont worry, i have a plan...i am going to write them down as soon as i think of them and then i cant forget them!!!

My favoite was when Harry and Snape said: 'do you remember me saying we were practising non-verbal spells potter?' 'yes' 'yes sir' there is no need to call sir, professor'
That was really funny and cool.

Although the Weasly twins are the funniest; (they have that sharp, sarcastic humor that always cracks me up), my favourite would have to be Rons ("Follow the spiders?..."). It comes out really cute from him, and Rupert Grint has really good facial expressions. Plus, I hate spiders, so I know how he felt when he said that!

Oh, I can't choose! I think you've picked out all the good ones. Probably the one with Harry and Snape, you know... "There's no need to call me sir, Proffessor." Hehe, cracks me up every time!

'do you remember me saying we were practising non-verbal spells potter?'
'yes'
'yes sir'
there is no need to call sir, professor'-Harry

i dont know why but i just love it!!

My favourite is definately the first one. I think that OOTP has some of the best quotes and this one is really funny. The other funny ones in the book are:
Ron - Oy Midgets!
Fred or George (not sure) - Do you want us to clean your ears out for you, or and part of your body. We dont mind where we stick these .....or something like that. (I dont have my book with me
Vernon - Did you give the dementor the old one two?

oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! 'what are fred and I, next-door neighbours?--by george
LOL I love this it is so funny I cant stop laughing everytime I read it, the first time I did I couldnt stop laughing

My favourite is: 'he cheaked me' 'yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? cause thats not cheak Dud, thats true.'--by harry! every time I rea that in the book I start lauging! My parents stare, it's pretty funny!!

follow the spiders?, follow the spiders?, why couldn't it be follow the butterflys?- by Ron.
My absolute favorite quote of all time. I actually imagined it being butterflies instead of spiders and believe me it wasn't any better.

Ron is the king of great quotes, but you can't forget Fred and George.

i lvoe the "you dont have to call me sir professor". it made me lauch a lot in the book. i had to read it again. but i do love almost everything the twins say. they are the comic relief in the stories.

oooh Harry's "there's no need to call me 'sir', professor," is hilarious. i dropped my book because i was laughing But anyway, any negative comment meant towards snape really makes me happy, so that's part of the reason i picked it as well.

i love it when malfoy try to threten(sp?)harry and harry just makes it a joke that made me laugh so much. although the first one came close that also made me laugh too.

Hi besty ...i think you are talking about when malfoy gets made a prefect and he goes "Potter, i unlike you have been made a prefect, which means i unlike you have the power to hand out punishments" "Yeah but you unlike me are a git so leave us alone" ---Harry...

it's not word for word coz it's from memory but i think thats what you mean...and i loved that one to i can't believe i forgot to put in in the poll

oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! 'what are fred and I, next-door neighbours?--by george
I love this quote when i first read it i had a little laugh to myself.

Like Hermiones twitchy Ferret quote

Just the fact that Hermione had got one up on Draco.

Loved the scene where Professor Moody had changed him into a ferret nd was bouncing up and down in front of every one.

Great quotes! I enjoyed reading them all! I voted for Ron's back talk to snape, just edging out Harry's backtalk to snape. We are used to it from Harry so coming from Ron makes it a little funnier and shows Ron's growing confidence.

lol that was suchhhh a hard choice! i think they are all so funny, but i went with the "wat are fred and me neighbours or something?" lol absalutly halerious! but i also loved the;" there no need to call me sir, professor" aha smart come back there harry

I love the quote with harry and snape and the whole sir comment! As the books go on we see harry getting bolder and bolder and this quote is a milestone!

i honestly had a hard time choosing one. i seriously loved them all! i have like a million favorite quotes from the HP series and like most of the quotes in the poll are on my list!

they are all soooo hilarious!!!

"Funny, you'd think I'd have stopped walking around."
By far, that was the best comeback Harry has ever come up with. Go Harry!

'do you remember me saying we were practising non-verbal spells potter?' 'yes' 'yes sir' there is no need to call sir, professor'-Harry

The best bit of cheek ever and just after he'd slammed Snape into a desk fantastic

Fred and George's comment to Mrs Weasley when she comments on Ron's being chose as a prefect. "What are we, just next door neighbors?" in typical twin fashion they are always coming up with quirky comments to turn any comment into a laugh.

My favourite quote out of these was "Twicthy little ferret , arnt you Malfoy?" said by Hermione . I liked this one the best , becuase Hermione dosnt have alot of memorable quotes from the book , and this is a good one ! M ysecond choice would have been "what are fred and i , next-door neighbours?"

I really love the quote by Fred and George:
"Oh, Ron, a prefect! That's Everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?"

The first time I read that one several years ago I laughed so hard! Some more quotes I like that weren't listed in the poll:
“So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
“HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!” Ron bellowed. “ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!”

“Am I a professor?” said Lockhart in mild surprise. “Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?”

oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! 'what are fred and I, next-door neighbours?--by george

thats my favorite. I love it because its perfectly true. Fred and george are great! I luve them!!

That was a tough choice between, oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! 'what are fred and I, next-door neighbours?--by george and 'do you remember me saying we were practising non-verbal spells potter?' 'yes' 'yes sir' there is no need to call sir, professor'-Harry. Both of them had me laughing really hard. Of course I did like all the quotes that were on there!

I like all the quotes really. I mean there all funny. I like the follow the butterflies one. Oh by the way I like you avatar soccerchik!

i had to pick the pig one...because when i read that in the book....i almost dropped the book i was laughing so much....and then you know its true....which makes it even funnier...

my favourite quotes are all and any of Fred and George's!!!!

All of those quotes rock!!! but my favs are by fred and george. They always have the best comebacks!

this one:

oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family! 'what are fred and I, next-door neighbours?--by george

THE BEST

Ron is clearly the best for finding funny quotes because he is amazing

i dont know if anyone mentioned the quote by him in the SS:

"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.

"It'll be gone by next Tuesday" said Ron.

Hahahah I think thats a great one! There are plenty more I just cant think of!

oo i went with the "what are fred and george and I? next door neighbors?!" I think thats really funny, because how could you forget the twins! theyre hilarious

My favorite funny quote:
"Do you remember me saying we were practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes."
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor."

I also love:
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." -Hagrid

"It's the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." -Dumbledore

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Dumbledore

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -Dumbledore

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Dumbledore
"...in the light of Voldemort's return, we are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. Lord Voldemort's gift for spreading discord and enmity is very great. We can fight it only by showing an equally strong bond of friendship and trust. Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." -Dumbledore

"From this point forth, we shall be leaving the firm foundation of fact and journeying together through the murky marshes of memory into thickets of wildest guesswork." -Dumbledore

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed." -Hermione

"You said to us once before," said Hermione quietly, "that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we?" -Hermione




That's quite a lot of quotes to be getting on with for now!

nice thread.one my favorite quotes is "Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good as beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore."
– Nearly Headless Nick
my favorite on your poll was "spiders, they want me to tap dance, i dont want to tapdance!:--Ron
ron's the best. good thing harry sat with him on the Hogwarts express first year!

Pretty much every and all of the Weasley twins quotes! i think they're all really hilarious and funny!

Chosen from all those quotes:

'we're not stupid, you know,' said uncle vernon 'well thats news to me'--by harry

I personally like - DD: "And now Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure."
and - Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have."
and - Snape & Harry: "Do you remember me saying we were practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes." "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor."

I could take all night listing quotes. But I'll stick to these 3.

I loved all your quotes and I love it when you guys mention more that I forgot! I love all of Ron's quotes and the twins are way funny! I liked these 2 tooi. The one where Hermione needs to light a fire and says "I haven't got any wood" and Ron goes "Have you gone MAD? Are you a witch or not?" Hiliarious! Also when Hermione says "I'm going to bed, before either of you get us killed, or worse, expelled!" I also like (I know I like WAY to many) when in POA movie when Harry and Hermione come back from recusing sirius with the timeturner and then they say to Dumbledor, "We did it", and he goes "Did what"? I loved that! I could go on forever! Oh I voted for Ron and the butterflies, Rupert so good at being Ron!

there is a quote that i wish i put in my list that was in the fourth movie....when ron explains that he was the one that warned harry about the dragons and he said...i thought i would all be all right after you worked that out and harry's reply was..." how could anyone work that out? its completely mental. lol so funny