*Cackles evilly* Ohh what fun! In the last book Won-won ticked me off so bad with his constant complaining!

1. Buy a fist full of little plastic spiders and strategically place them in his hair when he isn't looking.
2. Say 'Oh my god! Arn't Hermione and Viktor just soo cute together! I saw theem holding hands the other day...' etc, in a very loud voice not far from where he's sitting.
3. Call him Won-won (Lotsa people have said that one though.)
4. Tell Fred and George that he has a crush on Hermione. That's bound to get him lot's of teasing.
5. Rip up a peice of paper (or parchment) into little peices and chuck one at him every minute.

Ahh. Good times, goood times.

- Missy

Tell him you saw Viktor snogging Hermione.

Put spiders in his bed.

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^LOL... thats a good one

~switch him to Slytherin and make him roommates with Draco
~remind him of how he waited too long to ask Hermione to the Yule Ball
~make him take Professor Trelawney's class over and over
~make him take classes that only Snape teaches
~release a boggart in his bedroom
~tell him that Hermione thinks Draco is hot

jade4284, dear, I'm in love with your awesome siggy

Honey Ron, I'll do this:

* Ask him for a holiday camping in the woods.
* Give him some snacks and when he's finished, say: What are you waiting, more food?
* Ask him where does he get such wonderful red pyjamas
* Tell him that red suits him
* Force him to wear laced-neck dress robes for his marriage
* Make his bed shorter
* Tell him that, if he doesn't propose Hermione soon, it could happen the same as the Yule Ball
* Giving him a badge that reads "SPEW wishes you a Very Elves Christmas!"

yes that would really annoy him i think we should do that[font=Arial Black][size=5]


i love ron that is so cruel but so funny


tell him that fred told george to tell ginny to tell hermione to tell neville to tell hagrid to tell harry to tell ron that lav lav is looking for him so she can snog

tell him that harry is going out with hermione and that they are snogging in the great hall


now that will annoy him

tell ron that fred was told by george to tell padma to tell harry to him that hermione is getting married to viktor krum he would probly end up killing viktor though

This won't just annoy Ron, but it might put him in a padded room for a long while.

I would tell Ron that I saw Harry and Hermione sharing a passionate kiss in the Room of Requirement and that if he wanted to see for himself he would have to first go through a series of challenges:
wrangle with the womping willow tree;
touch the behind of a centaur;
kiss Professor Umbridge on the mouth;
sing a lullaby to Fluffy wearing the sorting hat;
walk through a room full of spiders and kiss all of Aragon's 8 legs;
jump into the lake and, run through into the Hogwarts Great Hall wearing nothing but a smile

... I doubt Harry and Hermione will still be in the Room of Requirement by the time Ron has finished taking the challenges.

tell him that harry is getting married to hermione and that they are going to have babies
tell him that lav lav is looking for him
tell him that viktor krum is coming to visit

thats all i have for now