Ways to annoy Ron Weasly? Hmm I can think of a few

Tell Ron he has one a spot on Fear Factor and he has to eat live spiders whil wearing dress robes
Tell him Harry and Draco are now best buds and he has to hang out with Crabbe and Goyle
Tell him that he will be on Dancing with the Stars opposite Millicent Bulstrode
Tell him that Harry has been chosen as prefect and Head boy
Tell him that he will have to spend every evening after class cleaning potion jars for Snape
Tell him that he has been selected for a foriegn exchange program and he's going to Durmstrang
Tell him that Hermione was really in love with Fred and was just using him to get at his brother

Hmmm...All the good ones are taken...How's about

-ask him if he could picture a more worthy candidate for Hermione's love then an international Quidditch start like Viktor Krum. Stress the Quidditch star part.
-ask him what's it like being friens with a guy ten times more talented then he is and capable of getting any woman he wants. Compare heights.
-ask him why he would let his best friend fight a giant monster to rescue his kid sister.
-pretend his frieckles and paleness are do to some strange illness no has ever heard of.
-remind him he's related to the Malfoy's.

Go out with his lil' sister & snog her in front of him (If your names Harry Potter you'd probly get away with this)

*Sneak up behind him in Harry's Invisiblity Cloak and start breathing reallllyyy heavy down the back of his neck. If he says anything, reply with "It is your time, son."

*Whenever you talk to him, replace the letter "r" with "m". Hey Mon!

*Act as if his height interferes with your conversation- keep tilting your head way back and yelling things like "How's the view?" and "We expectin' any rain?"

*Tell him that you read somewhere that freckles are a big turn-off with the ladies. Advise him to make a mask out of dead spiders- that should clear 'em right up!

*Ask him: Is it true that what I heard from Parvati who wanted me to tell you that Dean told her that Lavender and Seamus were talking and Neville overheard them and passed it on to Hannah who of course told Hermione who told Hagrid who wanted Harry to tell me to tell you that......hey look at that bird! *smiles* Nice. Ok, where was I? Shucks, I lost my train of thought. Let me start over. Is it true that what I heard from Parvati....

1.ask him if his family lives in one bedroom
2.ask him where is percy
3.tell him that harry is dead
4.curse him with silencio
5.give him one of fred and george's wands and kiss ginny in front of him so when he tries to curse you a chicken comes out
6.tell him that he really should make out with luna and that everybody knows now
7.tell him that he thinks that harry is hot,too.
i can't think of anything else

~you should make a school magazine for hogwarts: Ron weasley edition! take pictures of him everywhere and edit them on your computer so that it looks like his doing really stupid stuff. you could also give him veritaserum so he tells all of his big secrets and even use a quick quotes quill for an interview! just make sure that you modify his memory after.....he'll have a big surprise whan he gets his mail the next day!

~break his wand and 'fix' it with spellotape and then try to get him to act out the 'eat slugs malfoy' thing and see if it works again!

~you should send him a letter from his 'secret admirer' and say stuff like 'meet you in the room of requirement' and try to forge hermiones handwriting so he thinks its her. then get neville to go stand in the room of requirement and wait for him

~before a quidditch match or when hes going to have quidditch practice and hes holding his broom you should say 'youll be going soon, you better go get your broom, what are you holding that dirty old stick for?'

~when your going to quidditch practice you should carry pigwideon and like let him fly into the air and catch him before he gets too far away, then ron will be like 'what are you doing with my owl?' and then you can say 'uh..this isnt an owl look how tiny it is! its called a golden snitch!'

-put on a spider costume for halloween and scare the poo out of him.

put a plastic spider under his covers before he pulls them down to get into bed.

Ways to annoy Ron:

1) Stalk him and keep whispering in his ear... " That is one bad case of Spattergoit!" (sp?)
2) Give him one Fred and Georges daydream things from the joke shop. But the daydream is being atacked by ..... GIANT SPIDERS!
3) Set up Hermione with a really hot guy and make him jelous...

I hope none were repeated!

Tell him that Viktor Krum is staying at Hermione's parent's house for the holidays!
And how Hermione is so looking forward to it!
Tee Hee!

Sniffle incessantly and deny all offers for a tissue insisting that you "have a sensitive nose"

Sorry if thesse things have been mentioned before..

Say..

" Your hairs on fire."

" Oh Hermione, shes with Krum of course, though if your intrested Millencent Bullstrode is asking around for you."

Great thread.

make rassberry noises behind him...

...constantly.

- Whenever something comes up in conversations about sensitive topics, like other people's feelings, mention that the topic should be changed because Ron can't understand the conversation, due to his "emotional range of a teaspoon."

-Tell him he's related to the Durselys. After all, he did seem to have similar nicknames (from F & G) to Petunia's nicknames for Dudley.

-Ask how he and Lavender are doing.

-If you're a guy, tell him you want to see his picture of Aunt Muriel. You just can't seem to get the hang of kissing girls, and you want to practice.

-Ask how his big sister is doing... What? She's you little sister? Oh, I thought she was older because she certainly seemed to be better in Quiditch and casting spells.

(Sorry about any repeats!) This is lot's of fun! Maybe I'll do more later!

this thread is awsome now let me think.......

give him a maroon jumper for christmas

lock ron and draco in a room together all alone

put a spider down his shirt and when he asks why you did it simply say that you wanted to see him tap dance

Tell him Snaoe has takeing a SPECIAL likeing to him.

Tell him Hermione has just publicy annouced her marriage to Victor.

Explain to him the concept of HOW TO DO MAGIC PROBERY!

And tell him, It;s leviosar not leviosarr. And say that he really shopuld have know that. ( Put on a Hermione voice when you say all of this.)

And tell him that you have 15 peices of Homework to be jhanded in the enxt day.

Sorry if any of that is similar to anyone elses.

great thread, like it.

hmm..

never stop repeating 'hogwarts: a history' to him in his ear.

get Hermione to say that her and mclaggen are deeply in love (see if he is jealous!)

tell him that he'll have to put plasters on his ears to cover up the redness

I think this thread is great.

Tell him Zacarihus Smith has his eye on Hermione.

Hermione is actually engaged to Krum, Mclaggen and Smith. But thought Ron was to ginger.

Give him a special hairy 8 legged friend for his birthday.

Tell him how to say S.P.E.W proberly otherwise he will have to kiss Moaning Myrtle.

Even though I would never make fun of Ron here goes:

Make him get a cold so he has to get that medicine that makes your ears smoke so it looks like his head is on fire and remind him of that constantly.

refuse to call him anything else but Ginger boy

Keep reminding him that Krum and Hermione are going out

tell him "Hermione asked me if you liked her don't worry I told her you rather date lavender forever"

i hope none of these are repeats...

1. send him a howler every day that sings, "Weasley is Our King" ... the original version

2. frequently refer to him as "harry Potter's Friend" and constantly ask him if he could get Harry's autograph.

3. If he tries to tell you his name is Ronald Weasley, greatly apologize and thereafter call him "Roonil Wazlib"

4. Give Harry a t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and give Ron one that says "I'm with The Boy Who Lived"

5. Constantly throw water on his head screaming "FIRE!" and then apologize... "my mistake.. its only your hair."

Hehe nice ones. I hope none of these have been said.

~ Don't let him copy your homework if he askes.

~ Tell him you saw Ginny and Malfloy snogging in the Great Hall

~ Tell him you saw Hermione and Krum snogging in the Great Hall. You can use Harry instead of Krum too.

~ Sing the original version of Weasley is our King every time you see him.

~ Tell him Hermione and Harry think McLAggen is a way better Keeper than him.

Hey has anyone ever considered how Ron might feel about this thread oh and I got another one:

Every time you come near him say hey it's the boy who's friends with the boy who lived

Anything to do with Percy??
LMAO!!!
=]

Hmm...
Braid his hair while he sleeps... then tell him it looks god awful. When he takes it out... guess who's hair will poof for a few days? *laughs evilly*
Drop ice down his shirt, from behind, then run.

Fast.

*sigh* They were lame, but funny to me.

Well I thought they were funny if that makes you feel any better


i dont know where you guys come up with these but my mind is blank on this topic




Chellaney

I love this thread hope any of thesse arent repeats.

Tell him you can match up the spots on his face to make out... is that a pigmy Puff?

I can't think of any thing else but i am glad that eon weasly is a fictional character he would be after us by now.

Tell him that he looks like snape! (that would get anyone mad and annoyed!)

Okay, im going to bump this thread. I was searching for a thread and found this, and i loved it

-Tell him that Malfoy was talking to Hermione without insulting her

-Make him take a vacation with Fred and George

-Tell him that Ginny was with Dean again

-Call him "Freckle Boy"

everything he does sat RON! thats naughty!
tell him hermione and lavender are best friends

Give him as a christmas present:
-a sweater with a big spider in the middle.
-a t-shirt with draco malfoy's picture.

lol

Tell him you're going to call him flameboy since his hair is red.
Ask him if his clothes are made by his mommy or if he got them off the street.
Get Peeves to follow him everywhere and throw something at him everytime he speaks a single word.
Have an owl deliver him something foul that explodes in his face.
Tell him that Snape is looking for him.

send him a howler

deprive him off food for half a day

tell him the chudley cannons are awful

tell him he has the emotional range of a tea spoon

ask him how snogging lavendar compared to getting kissed by his aunt

Tell him that Hermione wants to see him in a broom closet and lock him in it with Luna instead.

Wonderful thread!Just cant wait using these ways to actually annoy him!
Now my suggestion:

Tell him that Malfoy wants to go out with Hermione!or,maybe tell that Krum is going to take Hermione to Bulgeria!that would do!

Ask Mrs Weasley to make him clean the kitchen of the Burrows...without magic!

Tell him that Trelawny is going to take him for tea to Hogsmeade!and let Trelawny predict that he will soon get attacket by a giant spider!

Tell him Aragog is alive and under his bed.

Tell him that Bellatrix Lestrange is looking for him and has a huge surprise.
When he's supposed to be chopping sprouts magically make the knife move around everytime he reaches for it.
Tell him Ginny has been captured again and is in the Chamber of Secrets all alone with Dean Thomas who has taken her hostage.

When he complains about his christmas sweaters tell him it looks great with his eyes.
Give him the socks that Dobby made for Harry but then say: Oh wait, this wasn't meant for you.. you're just Harry Potter's sidekick.
Give him a really cool looking christmas present, but then when he touches it, a gremlin jumps out and attacks him.
Have more birds attack him.
Tell him that Luna Lovegood has found out where he lives and has some of his possessions and some of his hair, which she sleeps with every night.

Ron.. Ron... Ron...
Hmmm...
1.) Constantly talk about the time he woke up in the middle of the night...
"spiders want me to tapdance harry! I dont want to tapdance!"... in front of his darling Lav-Lav...
2.) Tell Lavender that Ron has insisted upon a duel between her and Hermionie, to win his affection... the annoyance comes in Hermionies dissaproving, or even downright nasty comments or stares...
3.) Tell Lavender that they are back together...that i'm sure would be annoying as hell..
4.) Let a secret *accidently* slip out to Fred and George, i'm sure they wouldnt tease him about it...
5.) Say "Ron, your hair looks like the ginger version of snapes! Oh and i'm sure Hermionie wont mind the fact that you look more girly than Pansy Parkinson..."
and then i dunno...
there must be a million better ones, but most of them are already mentioned.

1. Tell him that Hermione hates him.

2. Show him a plastic spider.

3. Call him Won-Won!!

my loving RON!!! lol! i heart ron!! lol! well prolly telling him that the spiders want him to lap-dance him!lol!

When he asks where Harry and Hermione are, tell him they are in the Room of Requirement doing something.

Put spiders in his bed

Ask him if he used Voldemort's nose to make his long one

Lock him in a cubord with Myrtle(I'd go crazy!)

Ask him if he has followed the Butterflies Lately



I don't know anymore at the moment!

Tell him he smells like his Aunt's dress robes.

Tell him he'd make a great tap dancer.

Remind him of Lavender.

Call him WON WON.

Ask your professors to call him WON WON.

Tell him Hermione snogged Viktor.

Ask him why he hasn't got a scar on his forehead.

See him and Harry, and say, "HEY! It's Harry Potter!" Then turn to him and say, "And it's... erm... Ralph... no, Rupert... something that begins with an 'R.'"

Tell him that Hermione went to visit Viktor Krum in Bulgaria.

ask him if there is a spider on his head.

tell him he needs to confess to hermione.

ask if he knows where harry is.

bring spider to one of his classes and make it grow so big he can't even look at it.

--ask him if he could get Harry's autograph.
--talk about Hermione snogging some other boy.
--get a him a teddy bear, and as he's hugging it, turn it into a spider.

Ummm...

~Tell him that Harry needs his help stopping Peeves... When in fact Harry is in the Great Hall.
~Ask if he knows who Hermione is.
~See if he knows where Argog (SP) is.
~Tell him Argog(SP) is right behind him.

~Leja~

wow this thread is so funny
1) if your a guy talk about how pretty, smart,etc. etc. Hermione is. that will get him ticked off
2) put spiders in his bed
3) talk all about Harry when your with him
4) tell him that these gaint spiders were looking for him and wanted revenge for Aroag(SP)

ha that was fun but i would do any of this to him but i might talk about Harry all the time

Ways to annoy Ron Weasley ...

- tell him to read a poem in parseltongue

- tell him you saw Hermione and Harry making out

- ask him whether his wand works or not

- ask him what the original color of his dress robes was

lols if RW was real he would be driven insane by us



exactly what i would do

or you could change all his chuddley cannons stuff pink (its suppsoed to be orange)

tell him (HBP) that ginny is in the loo's throwing up and she thinks its mornings sickness... thing is it could be
harry's
dean's
micheal corners's etc

Give him a spider in a box for his birthday and name it WON WON. and tell him its from hermione.

Agreed. i think we would have put him in the Nutty House by now. hee hee.