Tell him that' Dean told Neville who told Parvati who told Lavender who told Seamus who told Angelina who told Fred who told George who told Alicia who told Oliver to tell Ginny to tell Micheal to tell Cho to tell marietta to tell him to tell Harry that Rita skeeters looking for him for his next photo shoot'...............how annoying would that be??

LOL yeah
tell him "THERES A SPIDER!!! No wait just another dirty mark"

hit him really hard on the back of the head every few seconds saying 'mosquito....' that would annoy anyone

sing "weasley is our king"

Ways to annoy RW...well, it could be asking him to understand and analyze women's ways of thinking and their unwritten codes. I think it could be enough to put him KO. Too heavy thinking.

Witchmom )O(

lol true harry should draw a scar on rons head and be all 'see youll get loads of attention now cos theyll think youre harry potter'!

ask him to look after crookshanks

call him Won-won and everytime someone comes past say 'look! its Lav-lav!'

uh yeah sure...

tell him how chickens don't exist

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no actually chickens doont exist idiot. yell ginger nut at him every time he trys to say something. 3 words............POTTER PUPPET PALS!!!!!!!!!!!

When Ron's not looking, throw things at him and when he turns round, point at thin air and yell "Peeves did it!"
that'll get him!

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yeah, hahaha calling him wonwon would tick him off, good one... but there are lots of ways to annoy ron....
1 call him wonwon
2 constantly yell that there are spiders in his hair
3 tell him he reminds you of percy
4 remind him of how poor he is... (assuming that he doesn't jinx you to oblivion for THAT one)
5everytime you see him say " orange hair, and _______(hand me down robes, secondhand books etc.) then say "you must be a weasley"
oh, i seriously could go on FOREVER, thinking of ways to annoy him, but that's all for now, folks...

ahh the joys this thread will bring...

ways to annoy Ron, i dont think we would have to try very hard but here goes...

Make him head boy.

tell him victor krum is moving next door the hermione.

fly around his head on your broom acting out his first attempts at keeper.

tell fred and george he is scared of spiders, i am sure they would make sure they done somethng with that infomation.

tell him that moaning murtal is looking for him and mention that she found a beautiful wedding dress.

make him eat food at a deathday party.

say..oh your that redhead kid that trails behind harry potter.

never ask him about himself always ask him if he has seen harry, hows harry, whats harry doing today, ect ect.

thats all i've gt for now!

Please, this almost TO easy.

1. Tell him aragog invited him to the foreset for some tea.
2. Tell him Hermione is dating Viktor Krum.
3. Tell him that Hermione and Viktor are getting married.
4. Tell him that for christmas, you are going to give him Hagrids last Blast-Ended Skrewt.
5. Tell him Ginny is dating Malfoy.
6. Tell him Lavender is pining for him, muttering Won Won at random moments.
7. Die his hair black, draw a lightning bolt on him and keep calling him Harry.
8. Keep asking him if the Chudley Cannons won there last game. If he says no, laugh cruelly. If they do, shrug like it's no big deal.
9.Say to him "Oh, I know you. You're Fred and Georges Brother. Bob or something. That's it, Bob"
10. Give Pigwidgeon coffee.

when ron's asleep, draw a scar on his forehead *with REALLY permanent marker* and when he wakes up, pretend he's harry. if the real harry is in the room, pretend the real harry is "harry's" (Ron's) clone!

When ron turns away, steal something from him. he'll neeeeeeeveeeeer notice....... heh heh....

Kill him
give him a cat and call it Crookshanks
ask him why hes not best friends with Malfoy
more to come soon

wow! some of these are cruel....oh well

annoying Ron sounds like fun.

Get him a pet tarantula. If it dies cry uncontrollably on Harry's shoulder.
Tell him that Ginny is going to become a death eater.
Be Colin Creevy.
Offer to drive him to Aragog's for lunch.
Tell him you understand about his spider phobia, then whisper loudly to Harry that you don't know what he is so scared of they are oly spiders.

That's all for now.

Hi again...i have some more!

use a permanant sticking charm to stick moving pictures of spiders on his roof above his bed.

tell him harry and hermione are together.

tell him ginny and malfoy are together.

ask him if it's hard being the worst looking out of his brothers.

make him eat hagrids cooking.

go up to him and put on a serious face and say "now tell the truth...are you in love with harry?" and dont believe him when he says no.

stick his my sweetheart neaklace to his fore head with a permanant sticking charm.

thats all for now

Haha. These are all funny. I only have one for the moment.
Say repeatedly to ron ''Are you in love with Hermione?'' like in the Simpsons and don't stop until he says yes. When he does you yell ''Ha! I Knew it.'' Then dance around him singing ''I knew it I knew it'' like in OotP.

When you see him walking down a corridor and theres no one else around ask him 'Why aren't you at Harry's funeral? oh you just wanted a bit of alone time? It must be a hard time for you. just make sure you go to is deathday party next year. see ya!' and walk off. that'll have him running around in hysterics!!!!! !!!!

Anytime he comes along hide behind your wand and say "you can't see me"

Tell him the Chudley Cannons won the Quidditch Cup, come back later and say no wait it was us that won it

Steal all his clothes -- even his underwear -- while he's asleep and dye them all maroon, since he doesn't like the color.

Sing different variations of Weasley Is Our King anytime he's near.

Make rat noises every time he's in bed.

Wallpaper his room with Tornados badges.

get harry to tell him that hes giving Kreacher to him seeing as he liks him so much. tell hermione to tell him that scabbers ate crookshanks and shes never talking to him again. what ron doesnt know is that crookshanks has been left at home with Mr and Mrs Granger and thats why he hasnt seen him for the past year. Tell him he looks like Tom Riddle

I say some ways to annoy him is...

Ask the when the wedding is.

Give him clothes with slytherin colors

Make fun of him on how he does his spells

and i cant think of anymore more right now, hehe.

Continusesly go bother but like this. You*poke* Love*poke* Hermy*poke*.
Get him to read the crazy Harry Potter theories in Disney Adventures.
Tell him he is Harry's long lost brother.
Tell him he is Voldemort's son.
Offer suggestions about his wedding to Hermione

Why would anyone want to annoy RON WEASLY! but anyway:

cover his eyes and say guess who won-won,

tell lavender to wait in the classroom then find ron and tell him he left his book in the classroom and when he enters the classroom to get his book, lavender will jump out and kiss him and then you lock the door behind him.

do the lock him in the classroom thing without lavender.

tell him his mum is divorcing with his dad and marrying lavenders dad so they will be rel8ed.

liz

Back again! here it goes,

1. Give him a tonne of corned beef for christmas.

2. Give him 2 tonnes of corned beef for christmas.

3. Give him a tonne of corned beef for his birthday.

4. Give him 2 tonnes of corned beef for his birthday.

5. Poor corned beef on him.

6. Poor corned beef on hermionie because he will come and pick it off her.

Enough with the corned beef now!

7. Punch Him

8. Kick him

9. Ignor him

10. Tell proffessor trelawney he wants super duper tripple dividnation lessons with her.

Hey, Harry Potter number 5 comes out on my birthday! so excited !

Loving Rupert ,
and Dan ,
and emma ,
and jk rowling ,
and everyone in harry potter ,
and harry potter ,

Liz

em....kill him? put spiders in his bed. give him a pet spider for christmas and his birthday and the next christmas....... throw him in the lake!!!

i've only thought of these two :D
Call him Roonil Wazlib
Have his 'My Sweet heart' chain clad in spiders

Get him to ride Buc.. I mean WitherWings.
Read Lord of The Rings to him and compare his life to Frodo's.
Give him a subscribtion to The Quibbler

Hope you like these
MJ

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Hold doors open for everyone except Ron and then say sorry i didn't see you there with your red hair and your freckles.
Tell him he's related to Victor Krum.
Spill ink all over his books.
Get an eraser pen and erase everything he writes.

You could walk up to him and call him Won Won! Dangle a worm in his face.

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1.sing weasley is our king(slytheringsong)
2.call him won-won
3.kiss ginny in front of him
4.borrow lee jordan's tarantula and show it to him
5.take a photo of hermione kissing krum passionately and show it to him
6.transform him into a spider
7.make your voice sound just like molly's and shout at the common room RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY WHO DARE YOU KISS LAVENDER BROWN!!!!

"RON RON!!!, Hermione likes you and she wants to ask you out!!"

"You serious mate?"

"Nope."

Obliviate Hermione's memory just before they kiss in Hogsmeade in Book Seven.

Lol.

Or beat Ginny within a breath of her life. But I like Ginny so scratch that.


You could always use Legillimency to send him images of his mother being tortured by the Cruciatus cruse on the floor in The Burrow.

That just sounds plain evil that last one, and I like the Ginster to.. So if anyone beats her they get to personally meet my fists.

Glad to see not everyone hates Ginny. But that's an old discussion. If I wanted to annoy Ron, I would knit him a puce-colored sweater with a gold 'R' on the front, and give it to him for Christmas. And then to top off his stocking, I would include a package of slugs and a roll/package of spellotape (whatever spellotape comes in). Hopefully he would be reminded of his wand fiasco in CoS.

1.ask ron how he fell in love with romilda vane.

2.ask him whether he dyed his hair to resemble like the weasly's.

3.frequently change his surname,weasley to weasel.

4.ask him how did Hermione knew Krum.

5.sneak behind him and put a spider in his robes

Oooh! Good ones! I especially like the Hermione/Krum idea. If you asked him, he'd most likely call you a git under his breath and tell you to get lost.

Ha. That's funny.
Tell him he has Remidal Potions with Snape.
Tell him he has no chance of getting with Hermione.
Tell him Draco is looking for him.
LOL more later

i could go on for ages with this one.
ways to annoy ron weasly...
what doesnt annoy ron...



tell him hermione's around the corner snogging victor krum.

Lord Voldemort: Ronald, I am your father.. (Breathing noises in the backgrround.. kooo kee chuuu.)

Ron: Are you serious?

Lord Voldemort: Ronald, I am your father.. (Breathing noises in the backgrround.. kooo kee chuuu.)

Ron: ??

Lord Voldemort: Ronald, I am your father.. (Breathing noises in the backgrround.. kooo kee chuuu.)

Ron: *sigh*

Tell ever single student in Hogwarts that you are going out with Hermoine Granger. They will tell friends out of school and they more and soon. The whole teenage wizarding population would know. That would get up his nose!

I am going to try one like Spencer Potter

HARRY:Hermione wants me to tell you that Draco is secretly in love with her
RON:WHAT!!!!
HARRY:Yep. And Draco asked her out
RON: What did she say?
HARRY: Yes
RON:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *goes into hysterics*

put a huge turantula in his food and say 'here, eat."

Haha, I think all these suggestions about spiders and tarantulas would do a little more than annoy Ron; more like mortally terrify.

I have come up with several ways to annoy Ron though some may absolutely terrfy him:
~Tell him that Aragog left the spider family to him when he died
~Tell him that Hermione is dating Draco
~Tell him him he's dragging Harry and Hermione down
~Give him a suitcase full of Gold Coins!! chocolate gold coins
~Give him a documentary about spiders for Chrstmas
~Give him a pet Spider for Christmas
~Give him a T-shirt that says, "Chudley Cannons Suck!" for Christmas
~Offer him some money so he can get a decent haircut
~Instead of singing "happy birthday to you" sing "happy birthday dear king"
~Tell him that Rupert Grint made a much better Ron
~Wear a ginger colores wig and ride on a broomstick immitating him as a keeper
~Whenever he asks a question about homework answer, "Yes, won-won"
~Ask him why he's incapable of doing his own homework
~Tell him he would look better in his Great Aunt Tessis's dress robes'
~Tell him Hermione is dating Viktor Krum
~Tell him that Dennis Creevey made keeper but he could try again next year
~Tell him that your animagus is a tarantula
~Tell him that Snape loved his report and would like him to take more advanced potions classes
~Tell him that since he failed History of Magic Professor Binns wants him to take tutoring classes from him
~Tell him that Professor Umbridge wants him to be her teacher assistant
~Tell him Hagrid wants him to watch Aragog while he's gone
T-t-t-that's all folks!

That's great! That would make him so mad!