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Matthew
Who else is a huge fan of THE SIMPSONS?
Rodrigo
I'm not a big fan, but I like to watch The Simpsons when I see them on TV.
I don't really like the Simpsons...sorry sad.gif
Triad
If you don't like them then why post? I personally love them. Even though I've seen all the eps a hundred times they still get me. One of my favs is the one where homer says to bart "There, there, shut up boy." I don't know what it's called but it's classic.
NastyShort
I love the Simpsons. I love EVERY episode. And if I don't like it, I just remember the funny parts.
Rodrigo
I've just realized that Daniel Radcliffe seems to like the Simpsons.
If you could give every fan of yours a gift for Christmas what would it be and why?
I would give them a video of The Simpsons because it is probably the greatest show on television.

This was reported earlier in Veritaserum.com
NastyShort
Why yes, actually. It's his favorite show.
Vanessa
Hi!!! I'm Vanessa from france and I love the simson!!!!
NastyShort
Bonjour Vanessa! Je m'appelle Mahwish. And that's as far as my french goes......I'm a spanish student. Allthough I did buy a french book from my school last year. In fact, it's Matthew's sister's book.

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hey mom! considering you're embarassing the french speaking population (mainly me, fuoco, and vanessa); I decided to correct your improper french...

Bonjour Vanessa! J'mapelle Mahwish.
should be...
Bonjour Vanessa! Je m'appelle Mahwish.

--This public service message brought to you by: Fuoco (in other words..I edited your post mom!)--
Triad
I'll never understand different languages. I studied Japanese for 4 years and barely passed. I do remember the easy stuff. but that's about it. Any way glad to have you aboard Vanessa! Hope you have fun.
NastyShort
QUOTE
Bonjour Vanessa! Je m'appelle Mahwish. And that's as far as my french goes......I'm a spanish student. Allthough I did buy a french book from my school last year. In fact, it's Matthew's sister's book.

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hey mom!  considering you're embarassing the french speaking population (mainly me, fuoco, and vanessa); I decided to correct your improper french...

Bonjour Vanessa! J'mapelle Mahwish.
should be...
Bonjour Vanessa! Je m'appelle Mahwish.

--This public service message brought to you by: Fuoco (in other words..I edited your post mom!)--


Awwww.....don't I have such a cute son! Well in any case Miss Vanessa, this shows you how dumb I am.
Vanessa
laugh.gif Thank you very much for your welcome!
James Potter
I am the BIGGEST fan of the Simpsons. I watch every episode every day!
Bloo
I love The Simpsons! I especially love the things the say!

Ralph quote: "My nose makes its own bubblegum!"
Naz
i love the simpsons!! what is life without them?
LonelyShiver93
the simpsons rock!!...especially homer...here's some of mai favorite quotes:

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Homer: Pfft. English? Who needs that, I'm never going to England.

Lisa: Ew! Dad, this is blood!
Homer: Correction - free blood.

Homer: (reading note) "Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer." Bastard! He's always one step ahead!

Bart: Hurry up and finish eating!
Homer: Your steering's fine boy! Hard to the left! Hard to the right! Cat! Deer! Old man!!

Bart: If you change your mind, here's my card.
Lisa: I don't need a card, you live in the room next to me.
Bart: Note to self: next year, order fewer cards.

Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
Marge: While you were out 'earning' that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going into work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! A four day weekend!

Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
Wiggum: Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean, uh, Simpson. So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
Homer: You don't have to humiliate me.
Man: I just torched a building downtown, and I'm afraid I'll do it again!
Wiggum: Oh, yeah, right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!

Homer: All right... oh, I hate folding sheets.
Marge: That's your underwear.

Homer: Kids, how would you like to go... to Blockoland!
Bart & Lisa: Meh.
Homer: But the TV. gave the impression that--
Bart: We said "meh".
Lisa: M-E-H. Meh.

Marge: Oh, Homie, you couldn't keep up a hunger strike. You eat while you brush your teeth. You're eating a big sausage right now!

Milhouse: What a great ball game. Thanks Weekend Dad.
Kirk: Stop calling me that!

Ned: Son of a diddly!

Ned: And Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends... went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.

Homer: Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!

Marge: Isn't there anything you could do?
Dr. Hibbert: Well, I could cut off the other finger for a sense of symmetry.
Homer: Symmetry, eh?

Wiggum: Your mission is to find the firework smugglers and get them to say something incriminating on this tape. Bart: Hootie and the Blowfish?
Wiggum: Yeah. It's cheaper than blank tape.
pots13
I love the simpsons.

>Best quote<
Bart: Dad, boxers or briefs?
Homer: (looks down pants) Nope.

Et peut tu m'ajouter aux personnes qui parlent le francais? (I speak French too...blah...blah...blah). :twisted:
Priori Incantatem
I seem to have forgotten most of my French. Thanks to going to a school with BLOCK SCHEDULING. Hate it.

Anyway, I LOOOOVE the Simpsons! We were lucky enough to watch an episode for Englilsh (purposely misspelled) class because we'd just finished reading Lord of the Flies. The Simpsons did a spoof on it, and, as always, it was hilarious.

Bart: How do they (poisonous berries) taste, Ralph?
Ralph: They taste like burning!
BellatrixBlack
I've been watching the Simpsons for the past 14 yrs, so yeah i'm a fan. I like the older shows though, these new writiers sort of change the story. Willy is the best, gotta love the scottish. But I get teased for acting like Lisa, my brother says that I would go crazy if they ever closed the school, but I wouldnt. trust me, I really REALLY dont like school, not as much as Lisa.
doomed_renascence
ohhhh i completely love the simpsons. i dont watch everyday, but i know all of the episodes tongue.gif

one of my favorites:

it's the episode when the simpson family has to watch over mr. burn's mansion. they were eating dinner..

Marge: *looking at all the eat utensils, and picks up a long fork" Hmm i wonder what this is for..

Homer: Why Marge dear, it's used for scratching your butt with."

not the exact lines, but eh close enough hehe

does anyone remember the really old episode when bart has to go to france because he cherry bombed the girl's bathroom while skinner's mother was in it? (umm...i think it was for that reason) i only found one person who knew that episode.
Tuitus
I'd like to reiterate what was said in this topic: I love the Simpsons.happy.gif
How about you? Are you excited for the upcoming Halloween special?
Or the dreaded question-has it jumped the shark?
guste
i thin the simpsons is a grt cartoon =]
kipsy
Hey guste!

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Jeff
I love the simpsons i send a hour and a half wacthing them a day.
yeah i have seen the espode where bart haves to go to france and he gets to go home for frinding out htat the guy was puting antifreeze in the wine
Anglophile92
The simpsons rock! It's so entertaining. who could not like the simpsons? I watch when I can, and when i do , i have a blast! It really makes my day!
Helena_723
I LOVE The Simpsons! My favourite episode is the one where Maggie said her first word.

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0maga
The Simpson’s ROCK they arrrr sooo cool!!!! Cause they like exaggerate life which I find so funny its just brilliant how the creators have made it just close enough to normal life so we can relate to it
El Barto
The Simpsons?

huh.gif

Never heard of them...

They're coming out with a movie in 2007...it'll be called The Simpsons Movie...I found a link so you guys can see the 30 second commercial about it if you all want
Obe3
I think the show 'jumped the shark' a long time ago. Probably after the 12th season. Either way the eps nowadays are still relatively funny. It's best seasons have to be 3-10 where Homer was the 'caring' father. Now he just acts like a jerk most of the time.

And I think that movie is at least three years too late. Not like I won't go see it though biggrin.gif
El Barto
I know, they should have made the movie some time before. I heard that they actually wanted real actors for a movie but Matt Groening turned it down, good thing in my opinion.

dungeonguard
El Barto: sorry to tell you this, but we'll probably all die before a Simpsons movie comes out. They're so stupid!!!
El Barto
I hope I don't die before July 27th 2007...maybe this will help in my defense. I also thought it was either not going to happen or it would be a long time since there have been rumors for a long time.

Guess we'll just have to see if its all a spoof or not...

I don't think they're stupid though...
mjane95
I will definitly not die cause I am young as.
SIMPSON ARE COOL!! My fav charator is Lisa. She is like me a lot.
Helena_723
I can't wait to see the movie next year! laugh.gif happy.gif smile.gif

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padfootchick14
I absolutely despise the Simpsons! As dungeonguard said, they're sooooooo amazingly stupid! They poke fun at people who act and dress and live a certain way. They use extremely crude humor just to get a laugh. I can't believe the writers would stoop so low as to use some of the stuff they use on that show! Nothing against people who like the Simpsons, but...I don't.

~Gerry's Gurl~
El Barto
So...do you despise the Simpsons or is it more like Satirical humor that you despise? Do you also despise Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, etc?

They poke fun at existance, at least how one may view it. It is true that they make fun of a lot of things, and that is why they are what they are and have succeeded in it. They're a dysfunctional family, and one of the main 'behind the scenes jokes' is that Homer somehow wound up in a nuclear power plant without a college degree (I think he went back to get it but was kicked out after doing a prank on the dean which went wrong...).

What kinds of things are you talking about that they use that makes them so low laugh.gif ? If you think that is low, check out either Family Guy or South Park... biggrin.gif
mjane95
I love Family Guy now that you mention it. I love Stewie the baby. Lania I can't beleive you hate Simpsons. I don't think they are supposed to poke fun at people.
MJ
chickenboy
i just love the simpsons. smile.gif i have seen like all the episodes (i think). i just cant wait til the movie comes out. i wish though it would come out sooner. that is such a long time to have ot wait for a movie. i dont get though why they put out the ad for it is such a long ways away! sad.gif
Jordan94
Whee! I love the simpsons, i watch it sooo amazingly much that i can't stand the theme tune now and i have to put it on mute. My mum can't stand it though, and usually makes sure she's in the bath when the simpsons is on. favourite quote:

Computer salesman: Mr Simpson, if you buy this computer, you're actually going to buy an expensive paperweight.

Can't wait for the movie though!
chickenboy
i agree jordan94. that theme song does get really annoying. my step mom, she wouldnt let me watch the simpsons because it was "bad". dry.gif
mikipez
i love watching the simpson !!!!!!!!!!!!! are really funny biggrin.gif ! i wacth there when i get home
DoubleD
At first: the Simpsons ROCK!!!!

Second: I have to support el barto, I saw the trailer too. You mean the one with Homer sitting on the couch with the superman-shirt, don't you?

Third: I like Futurama (I've got several calendars of them), Family Guy and American Dad too...

Fourth: I have to say that unfortunately I can't watch the Episodes because I'm too busy with school. By the way, I know most of them anyway...

Fifth: My favourite Episode is called "the queen is not amused" (I guess), with Sir Ian McKellen guest starring. I like him so much! (see my signature with magneto...)

sixth: I forgot...

seventh: the Simpsons ROCK!!!
Said that before? ... yeah... uuuhmm
Bye!
Mrs. Radcliffe
I cannot wait for the Simpsons movie!

I saw the trailer and was just amazed. it looks brilliant and I'm quite a fan!

Y'all go out and see it, it'll be stunning! biggrin.gif
HPfan#1
I love The Simpsons!!!!!!! because it is the best cartoon ever, though i do like Family Guy, South Park, American Dad and Futurama but The Simpsons is still the best thumbsup.gif.

See yas HPfan#1 xx
Seriouslysirius
Simpsons i s graet!!!
I watch it nearly everyday unless i'm on here...
I can't wait for the movie...
It's out 27th July isn't it?
I have seen a trailer... I thinnk it was when Homer was pulling a slay of huskies...

HPfan#1
Well I actually don't know if this is the right Simpsons movie trailer but I think its hilarious at the beginning laugh.gif laugh.gif !!! You should watch it!! Heres the link :

The Simpsons Movie

Enjoy laugh.gif !!
dawlishlover42
I love the Simpsons! They are so funny. This is going to be an awesome summer. First OOTP on July 13, then DH on July 21, then the Simpsons movie on July 27. Can anyone tell me which season is the episode Jo is on?

My Favourite Quotes:

Homer: As long as your in my house you'll do as I say, now butter your bacon, bacon you sausage.
Bart. Ohh Dad, my heart hurts.

Homer: Ohhh cruel fate, why do you mock me?

Homer: Facts are useless they can be used to prove anything.
alkisti
Homer: Spiders' poison is people's poison???

Marge: Ok i want a cup.
Salesman: Can you spell that?
Marge: C U P. I wanna C U P (see you pee)!

Haha hilarious! laugh.gif

Guy from Grey's Anatomy: That lady swallowed her baby!

Man who wants to suicide: Goodbye cruel world, hello ironic twist!

Haha Simpsons are amazing!
LovelyLilyPotter
Haha i love the simpsons!
There a classic!
Some of my favorite lines are,
You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel.
Stupid like a fox!
LLP
Seriouslysirius
I'll watch the simpsons if it's on channel 4. Because sometimes it can be really funny sometimes they can just be a little strange. But not all of them. I've onnly been watching the old ones because channel 4 keeps repeating them. I'd like to see some new ones i've just forgot what side they are on.
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