because we all need to be important

because otherwise we feel bad about ourselves

because all humans have self asteem.

because without it we would all be loners and losers

Because self-esteem maes us feel good about ourselves.

Because ourselves can be selfish and vain

because vanity is a sin

because some man who lives in the sky wanted everything to be his way so he made up sins

sorry if this offends any christians

hey, I'm jewish, I'm cool.

because he was being bossy and made rules for people to live by.

because he wanted to be the best

Because he never got good scores on his math tests in school.

because he was never good at math.

because who likes math anyway?

because it can be hard and frusterating

because it can use both numbeers AND letters at the same time.

because someone was rude and wierd enough to make it up

because he was the geeky kid who ate alone at lunch

because he had no friends except his dog

because his parents never hugged him

because they were always out

Because they had better things to

because they also thought there son was wierd.

because even HE thought he was wierd.

because his perfect popular sister told him so

because she was very judgemental abut people

because shes so popular and stuck up

because she's an artificial 'it' girl

because she looks like a model

because she has some nice curves.

because she works out in cheerleading

because she signed up to be more popular

Because she has connections

because he care about that sort of thing

because rich snobby people need fellow rich snobby people *cough*cough*cough*draco*cough*cough*cough

because they think themselves high and mighty

because they have a lot of money

because their parents sucked up to people

because their idea of good family is a family full of money.

because they suck... in that malfoy kind of way...*shifty eyes*...

becauses thats the way their parents acted

because thats the way they were raised

because parents tend to pass on their fault to their children

because that is the joy of parenthood...

because being a parent can be rewarding

because having kids is awesome (not that I'd know....)

because having kids puts parents in debt lol

because kids want a lot of expensive things. and who can blame us?

because kids think money grows on trees...

because we're right! It IS paper, after all.

because kids think they know more than their parents....