Becuase you say it.

Because that's the way your brain works.

Your brain works that way because that is the way the genetics engineered it to do so, without working brains we would all be mindless zombies...

because mindless zombies are cool, man. Very cool.

because they have that blank stare

Because they're blind.

because they have to wear strong contacts

Because glasses don't work well for them.

Because they never went to specksavers!


Hey,
Hope you don't mind me joining you?

Because people would die of a heart failure.

(No, of course we don't mind, threads and games are for people to enjoy )

because they ate at McDonalds to often

Because they're lazy buttocks not keen on cooking.

Because they would have to go grocery shopping... (I'm joining again after many, many months of being away!)

Because the cupboard is bare

Because a greedy pig scoffed all the food

Because he was hungry

because there were no houses with food left!

Because it was holidays time!

Because everyone needs a break now and again.

Because all work and no play is no fun at all!

Because fun doesn't exist everywhere

Because everywhere mosquitoes and flies are conspiring against us all!

Because they are sick of fly swatters!

Because their taste isn't as good as our.

Because they spend too much time drinking Snape's blood.

Because they are jealous of the bees having the nectar!

Because the bees are selfish like that.

Beacuse they only live once before stinging!

Because otherwise they would be wasps and wasps don't make honey

Because they don't like sweet things

Because they're too stupid to know that sweet is good.

Beacause their queen had a close encounter with a honey jar nearly getting stuck

because she is secretly pooh bear and has a thing for honey jars

Because Pooh is totally awesome and everyone loves him.

Because he has powers that make him able to control everyone's mind

Because that's what sugar does.

Because sugar is meant to control everyone's mind.

Because everyone's mind is controlled by a fictional character on the disney channel.

Because Mickey Mouse got too old.

Because he drank an aging potion.

Because he wanted to take part in the Triwizard Tournament.

because he wanted to become the most powerful mouse in the world.

Because he lost a battle with Mighty Mouse

because Mighty Mouse cheated

Because he wasn't smart enough to beat Micky Mouse without cheating

Becuase he flunked out of the fifth grade

Because he was bad at math...and science...and every other subject...even lunch

Because he never listened to the teacher.

Because he had very small ears for a mouse and they were the size of peas

Because peas were his favorite food.