Hey. sorry if there's a topic already like this.

Anyway, I thougnt it might be fun if you could write your own Hp realted song. It doesnt have to be long or rhyme or anything (it doesnt matter if your not a musical genius, i know im not!).

Anyway, heres my feeble attempt:

I love harry potter!
He's not like snape whos a rotter!
I also like ron weasly,
He's nothing like malfoy who's measley!
Hermione is a genius
Something something.. (cant think of anything that rhymes with genius)

Hey there- just letting you know that I'm moving this down to the games area, where I think it will be a better fit

~Pix

-> Quidditch Pitch, here we come

Cool, write our own Harry Potter songs, a very good idea. Me and my sister have wrote a total of four songs already to the tune of songs we already know but I will have to post them next time I am at my dad's so that will be this up and coming Friday. So I will be back to post them Nice thread

Hi!
I write a lot of songs but I do not have a HP song!
Ask fany_monkey she knows some of my songs!

Well I did say I'd post on the weekend when I'm at my dads and well. . .I'm at my dads So here is one of the songs me (Sabrina_Rose_Snape) and my sister (K.Lupin_werewolf) have made to the tune of a song that already exsists, here it is, hope you like it:

‘She’s a liar’- To the tune of ‘She’s a rebel’ by Green day. [Sung by Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter]

[Hermione] She's a liar
[Hermione] Twists the truth
[Harry] She is evil
[Ron interrupting] And hope she bloody dies

[Ron] She's a beetle
[Hermione] Animagus
[Harry] I’m so sick of her god damn
[Ron interrupting] Bloody lies

[Hermione] From the prophet it comes daily
[Ron] She's makes us
[All] Say ‘oh god she’s dunnit agen’.

[Hermione] She's the queen
[Hermione] Of propaganda
[Harry] And she's twisting the
[Ron interrupting] Truth like a rusted chain

[Harry] Is she writing
[Harry] What I want her to?
[Hermione] Is she the mother of all lies
[Ron interrupting] In the papers?

[Ron] Is she lying?
[Harry] I know she is
[Hermione] Making it up
[Harry] When none of it
[Ron interrupting] Makes sense

[Hermione]She sings out all of her lies
[All] The dawning of our downfall
[Harry] She brings this burnin hatred
[Hermione] That I just can not hide
[Ron interrupting] Oh I hope she bloody dies

[Hermione] She sings out all of her lies
[All] The dawning of our downfall
[Harry] She brings this burnin hatred
[Hermione] That I just can not hide
[Ron interrupting] Oh I hope she bloody dies

[Hermione] She's a liar
[Hermione] Twists the truth
[Harry] She is evil
[Ron interrupting] And hope she bloody dies

[Ron] She's a beetle
[Hermione] Animagus
[Harry] I’m so sick of her god damn
[Ron interrupting] Bloody lies

[Hermione] She's a liar
[Hermione] Twists the truth
[Harry] She is evil
[Ron interrupting] And hope she bloody dies

[Ron] She's a beetle
[Hermione] Animagus
[Harry] I’m so sick of her god damn
[Ron interrupting] Bloody lies

[All] She's a liar, She's a liar, She's a liar, And she twists the truth
[All] She's a liar, She's a liar, She's a liar, And she twists the truth

I'll post more very soon but I hope you enjoyed that one

Ok are these like songs we make up the words to or what? If that is the case here is mine

Sung to the beat of "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance

When Harry was a sixth year
Dumbledore took him into the pensieve
To see some bad memories

He said Potter when you get out of Hogwarts
Would you be the trainer of the less fortunate
The losers and the bad spell casters

He asked will you teach them your skills
And all the non magic folk
The comments they have made?

Because one day I will leave Hogwarts at the hands of Snape
And leave you in my wake to defeat Voldy and his followers
To join the Death Eaters Parade

Sometimes Harry gets the feeling
Dumbledore's watching over him
But other times Harry feels that he should go

The DA will carry on
They'll carry on
And even though Dumbledore is dead and gone believe Harry
The headmasters memory will live on
The DA will carry on

And in Potions class Ron's cauldron can't contain the veritaserum
The potion just won't brew

A spell that sends you spinning back
From a cursed wand
Your avada kedava will kill us all Voldy

So Neville paints everything black in his mind
And then the pensieve takes us back
Lets shout "Expelliarmus" loud and clear
Defeating Voldy to the end hear the phoenix's call

They'll carry on
The DA will carry on
And though Dumbledore is dead and gone believe Harry
The headmasters memory will live on
The DA will carry on
And even though Voldy is defeated and and weak
His evil Death Eaters march on

On and on the DA will carry their fears
On the disappointed faces of the Slytherin peers
Take a look at Hermione
Cause she don't care at all

Cast a spell oh why
You'll never make Harry
Because the wizarding world
Will never take Harry's wand
Go ahead and try
The ministry will never break Harry
They want it all
They want to take the credit

HArry won't explain
Or say that he is sorry for conjuring a patronus
He's not ashamed
He will show everyone his scar
Give a happy cheer
For all the Death Eaters
Listen here
Because we are the DA

Harry's not quite a boy not yet a man
He is not a hero
He's just a wizard
He's not a hero
He does not care!

They'll carry on
The DA will carry on
And though Dumbledore is dead and gone believe Harry
The headmasters memory will live on
The Da will carry on
And though Voldy is defeated and weak
His evil Death Eaters march on

DracosLady
I loved your song I love the song that it goes to as well I love My Chemical Romance I put the song on a sung along Well done Are you going to post more? Your good

Okay here is another one which me (Sabrina_Rose_Snape) and again my sister (K.Lupin_werewolf) wrote. Hope you like this one . . .

‘Make his choice’- To the tune of ‘Everything Burns’ by Ben Moody ft. Anastacia.
[Sung by Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter]

[Hermione] He sits in his dungeon
[Ron] Brewing his potions all night
[Harry] Thinking of which side to fight for
[Harry] And if his choice will be right
[Ron] He no longer knows what to do
[Harry] No thoughts left in his head
[Harry] Just a pensieve full of memory
[Hermione] Thoughts gone astray
[Hermione] But he will think

[Hermione]'Till his made his choice
[Ron] Till his on the right side
[Hermione] He’ll make his choice
[Ron] When’s his cleared up his mind
[Harry] An’ he’ll make his choice
[Ron] If it takes all night
[Hermione] No matter what
[Harry] Despite his dark mark
[All] 'He’ll make his choice

Scene transition - Changing Focus
Bridge Scene- Hermione is stood at the left side and is looking out over the Hogwarts scenery. Harry is on the right side of the bridge more or less opposite Hermione. Ron is quite a while behind and starting to walk forwards.

[Hermione] Ooh, oh
[Ron] Stalking the halls unnoticed
[Harry] Going behind their backs
[Harry] Too consumed in his malicious thoughts
[Ron] No one even cares
[Hermione] And still he thinks

[Hermione]'Till his made his choice
[Ron] Till his on the right side
[Hermione] He’ll make his choice
[Ron] When’s his cleared up his mind
[Harry] An’ he’ll make his choice
[Ron] If it takes all night
[Hermione] No matter what
[Harry] Despite his dark mark

Scene transition –Last Scene shatters
Roof Top Scene- Hermione, Harry and Ron are all on the roof tops of Hogwarts belting out their lines. Camera changes with the different lines.

[All] He’ll make his choice
[Hermione] make his choice
[Hermione] (Make his choice)
[Hermione] Make his choice
[Harry and Ron] Watching his life fade away
[Hermione] (life fade away)
[Hermione] On the right side
[Hermione] On the right side..
[Harry and Ron] (Watching his life fade away)
[Hermione] Oooh, ooh..
[Harry and Ron] (On the right side)
[Hermione] He’ll make his choice
[All] When his cleared up his mind
[All] (An’ he’ll make his choice)
[All] If it takes all night
[All] No matter what
[All] Despite his dark mark
[Hermione] He’ll make his choice
[Hermione] (Make his choice)
[Harry and Ron] Watching his life fade away
[Hermione] (Oooh, ooh)
[Hermione] (Make his choice)
[All] Watching his life fade away...

Thanks Sabrina_Rose_Snape and jusr for your praises I have thought of yet another one...

This one is sung to the beat of Savin' Me by Nickelback, it is Snape and Draco's song about being saved from Voldy's clutches

Hogwarts gates won't open up for me or Snape
On my pureblood hands and ragged knees I am crawling
Oh I reach for Snape
Well I have been terrified of the common room walls
Voldy's stone cold hands can't hold my soul in
All I need is a potion
Give me a potion please I'm beggin'
And I scream for He Who Lived
Harry I'm Sorry!

Show me Potter what it's like
To be the best man standing
To be taught wrong doings from right
And I'll prove to you what I can be
Save me from Voldy
Save me, let me be free
And I'll leave this Death Eater life behind me
Say that it is worth helping me

The Ministries gates won't open up for me or Snape
With this broken broom I'm fallin'
And all I see is Voldy
These school walls don't have the love for me or Snape
I'm on the ledge of the Astronomy Tower
And oh I yell for you
Come over please Potter I'm callin'
And all I need please from you
Harry I'm sorry!

Show me Potter what it's like
To be the best man standing
To be taught wrong doings from right
And I'll prove to you what I can be
Save me from Voldy
Save me, let me be free
And I'll leave this Death Eater life behind me
Say that it is worth helping me

All I need is a potion
Give me a potion please I'm beggin'
And I scream for He Who Lived
Harry I'm Sorry!

Show me Potter what it's like
To be the best man standing
To be taught wrong doings from right
And I'll prove to you what I can be
Save me from Voldy
Save me, let me be free
And I'll leave this Death Eater life behind me
Harry I'm sorry!
Save me from Voldy
Save me, let me be free
And I'll leave this Death eater life behind me
Say it is worth helping me

DracosLady
Another great song I love Nickelback as well and the song Savin Me And the feakiest thing is. . .I'm listeing to that very song right NOW! Strange. . .

I have a Sirius Black song somewhere to the tune of Nickelback Savin Me. . .where is it? I'll have to post it after I've found it

Again thanks Sabrina_Rose_ Snape, here is one more for my collection:

This one is sung to the tune of "Rockstar" by Nickelback, it is a little ode to the faves at Hogwarts:

Harry is through with standing up against Snape
the professor that he'll never like
Its like the bottom of the Slytherin Dungeons
And he's never gonna pass potions
His life has not turned out
Quite how he wanted it too
The Gryffindors want a brand new common room
On an episode of Cribs
And a big bathroom they can play Quidditch in
With a huge swimming pool big enough
For the Gryffindors plus McGonagall

Draco wants a Visa that has no spending limit
And he wants a big Carraige with a jacuzzi in it
He's gonna join the Quidditch Mile Club
At five thousand feet

Ron wants a new car full of new brooms
His own star on Hogsmeade Boulevard
Somewhere between Dumbledore
And Remus Lupin is fine for Weasley

Hermione is gonna trade her booksmart life for fortune and lots of fame
She's gonna cut her hair and change her scene

Cause the students at Hogwarts all wanna be Quidditch Stars
And live in the Common Rooms flying Firebolts
The spells come easy and the potions are made cheap
They will all stay awake cause they just won't sleep
And they'll all hang out in the Hogshead Bar
In the streets with all the coolest stars
Every good Ravenclaw's
Gonna wind up in the library
Every Hufflepuff
With their stacks of books
Hey hey they all wanna be a Quidditch Star
Hey hey they all wanna be a Quidditch Star

Neville wants great like his dadwithout the Cruciatus
Hire some Slytherin thugs that love to show off their muscles
He's gonna fly his broom
So he can pass his N.E.W.T.S with flying colors

Fred and George are gonna dress like Viktor Krum
Get a door key to the Malfoy Mansion
They are gonna date Ravenclaws that love to
Come into their joke shop for free

Hermione is gonna trade her booksmart life for fortune and lots of fame
She's gonna cut her hair and change her scene



Cause the students at Hogwarts all wanna be Quidditch Stars
And live in the Common Rooms flying Firebolts
The spells come easy and the potions are made cheap
They will all stay awake cause they just won't sleep
And they'll all hang out in the Hogshead Bar
In the streets with all the coolest stars
Every good Ravenclaw's
Gonna wind up in the library
Every Hufflepuff
With their stacks of books
And they'll all hang out in their common rooms
With the latest spell books and todays who's who in Snape's detention
Heads of House will get you anything
With their evil smiles
Everybodies got Snape on speed dial
Hey hey they all wanna be Quidditch stars
Hey hey they all wanna be Quidditch stars

Seamus is gonna sing along this song
That offend the Ministry
He's gonna blow up his cauldron
In Snape's potions class
When Snape asks why Seamus did that
He'll say because he can

Hufflepuff will get their washed up spell casters
To stir the veritaserum all day long till they get it right
Then listen to Professor Sprout tell them how bad they are

Hermione is gonna trade her booksmart life for fortune and lots of fame
She'll cut her hair and change her scene


Cause the students at Hogwarts all wanna be Quidditch Stars
And live in the Common Rooms flying Firebolts
The spells come easy and the potions are made cheap
They will all stay awake cause they just won't sleep
And they'll all hang out in the Hogshead Bar
In the streets with all the coolest stars
Every good Ravenclaw's
Gonna wind up in the library
Every Hufflepuff
With their stacks of books
And they'll all hang out in their common rooms
With the latest spell books and todays who's who in Snape's detention
Heads of House will get you anything
With their evil smiles
Everybodies got Snape on speed dial
Hey hey they all wanna be Quidditch stars
Hey hey they all wanna be Quidditch stars

Well there it is! Hope you guys enjoy my song artist ability lol

Marcey

Another great song you have wrote DracosLady and yet another good choice of song I love Nickelback
Okay I have found the song that me and my sisiter wrote to the tune of 'Savin Me' now so here it is, tell me what you think,please.

‘Believe Me’- To the tune of ‘Savin Me’ by Nickelback. Written by Jade Edge and by Lauren Edge [Sung by Sirius]
Prison gates won't let me out
On these four paws I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for truth
Well I'm sick and tired of these four walls
These Dementors can’t stuck my soul out
All I need is truth
Come please and save me
And oh I scream for truth
Hurry I'm fading, I'm fading

Show me what it's like
To be at long last free
And teach me day from night
And I’ll show you who the rat is
Say it for me
Say it to me
Cuz I know that I’m not guilty
Say it if you believe me

Hogwarts' doors won't open up for me
With these flying rumours I'm fading
And all I want is truth
These towns don’t care enough for me
They all think I killed James and Lilly
And oh I scream for truth
Come please and save me
And all I need is truth
Hurry I'm fading, I'm fading

Show me what it's like
To be at long last free
And teach me day from night
And I’ll show you who the rat is
Say it for me
Say it to me
Cuz I know that I’m not guilty
Say it if you believe me

Hurry I'm fading

All I need is truth
Come please and save me
And oh, I scream for truth
Hurry I'm fading, I'm fading

Show me what it's like
To be at long last free
And teach me day from night
And I’ll show you who the rat is
Say it for me
Say it to me
Cuz I know that I’m not guilty
Say it if you believe me

Hurry I'm fading

Say it for me
Say it to me
Cuz I know that I’m not guilty
Say it if you believe me

Hoped you liked it

That was very good Sabrina_Rose nice words, is it supposed to be a song about Snape or Sirius? It was very good, nice job I have yet created another one, this time this one is by Hinder: Better than Me

It is titled "I Deserve a Much Better Death Eater" a song from Draco about Snape:

I think I'm a much better wizard than you
After all the lies you told me about You Know Who
My guilt about Dumbledore starts to kick in I try to make you see
The edge of the Astronomy Tower
Where Harry Potter and the Headmaster used to be
I told myself I would'nt do it
But then you tried Legilimancy on me
And I blocked you with Occulemens

I really miss the wind in my face
And the way good and innocence tastes
And I think you should hear this Snape
I deserve a much better Death eater in my ranks

While reading through your old spell books
I found these curses
I learned from you
If there is one bad curse I don't wanna forget
That time in the boys bathroom
Me and Potter using Sectemsempra
But then I remembered
What it feels like to learn Drak Magic from you

I really miss the wind in my face
And the way good and innocence tastes
And I think you should hear this Snape
I deserve a much better Death eater in my ranks

The cave I'm hiding in is getting much colder
I wish I never would've promised I would take over
And I can't pretend I won't be more like you when I'm older
Cause the two of us never got any closer
This cannot be the end to our power

I really miss the wind in my face
And the way good and innocence tastes
And I think you should hear this Snape
I deserve a much better Death Eater in my ranks

Hope you like this one

Marcey

DracosLady

Thanks I'm glad you liked it but I can't take all the credit as me and my sister did write together
Erm. . .yeah. . .I can see why you said it could be about Snape however it was written as though Sirius was singing it, set some time in the third book.

Wow! I love the word in this song of yours DracosLady but it is a shame that I haven't heard the song that it goes to because if I had I would know the tune Never mind hey, I'll look it up on YouTube tomorrow because I have to get off the computer pretty much now But well done another good song

Nice thread

This is to the song "Ice Queen" by Within Temptation. I changed very little about it, as I didn't need to - it is about Voldemort after all. It has been relabelled "Ice King"

Ice King


When leaves have fallen
And skies turned into grey.
The night keeps on closing in on the day
A nightingale sings his song of farewell
You better hide for his freezing hell

On cold wings he's coming
You better keep moving
For warmth, you'll be longing
Come on just feel it
Don't you see it?
You better believe it.

When he embraces
Your heart turns to stone
He comes at night when you are all alone
And when he whispers
Your blood shall run cold
You better hide before he finds you

Whenever he is raging
He takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world

Whenever he is raging
He takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world

He covers the earth with a breathtaking cloak
The sun awakes and melts it away
The world now opens its eyes and sees
The dawning of a new day

Whenever he is raging
He takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world...

Whenever he is raging
He takes all life away
Haven't you seen?
Haven't you seen?
The ruins of our world...

-thesolitaryone-

Hi all!I have a song for Sirius while he was in hiding.
"Out of the darkness"

Coming out full of doubt.
Hiding in the shadows.
Scared they will find him.
And all of his guilt.Oh yeah!

Chorus
He is a culprit of the night.
Hiding from the world.
1 2 3 4 He opens the door and there they are!
1 2 3 4 All of them lieng on the floor!
He comes out of the darkness.

Now he wants no more.

Chorus 2x
He comes out of the darkness.


I hate it but I am a perfectionist!tell me if you hate it!

no i don't hate it.....heres mine....i am making it up as i go along...the name is:
"Snivellys Story"

His daddy hit his momma
his daddy yelled alot
now hes stuck at hogwarts
and lilys all hes got....

james is bein mean
lupins being a prat
sirius is laughin
while pettigrew is chased by my cat...

Chorus:
Leave snivelly alone
you are making him sooooo sad
and if you dont stop it
you'll be hurting really bad.....

nanananana na na
nanananana na na

repeat chorus 2x


the end....

Cool!

Hey all here I go with another tune hope you guys enjoy it! It's Titled Baby Got Broom fashioned after the 80's hit Baby got Back

Intro

Hermione OMG Ginny look at her broom. It is so big. She looks like one of those Slytherin guys girlfriends. But ya know who understands those Slytherins anyway? They only talk to her cause she looks like a total prefect 'kay? I mean her broom is so big, I can't believe it's so long, it's like out there! I mean come on look, she's just so Ravenclaw!

Sir Nicks Alot

I like big brooms I cannot lie
You other ghosts ca't deny
That when a Gryffindor girlie walks in with a little biity case
And a new broom in your face
You get stunned, wanna pull out your wand
Cause you notice that trunk was stuffed
Under them robes they are wearing
I'm dreaming and I can't stop staring
Oh Hermione I wanna ride a broom witcha
And have Colin Creevey take a picture
The Bloody Baron tried to warn me
But with them brooms the students got make me so lonely
Oh Ole' Fat Friar
You say that you wanna get in?
Cause we ain't the average ghosts
We've seen the students prancin'
The heck with dancin'
Harry's got the sweat rolling off his forehead
He's takin' off on the Firebolt like a turbo jet
Ron's tired of magazines
Saying Nimbus 2000's are the in thing
Take the average Gryffindor and ask them that
The brooms gotta pack much back
So prefects (yeah) prefects (yeah)
Tell 'em to fly it (fly it) fly it (fly it)
Fly that fast Firebolt
Baby Got Broom!

I like brooms round and big
And when I'm throwing a Death day Party
I can't help myself, I'm acting like I'm alive
Now here's my swan dive
Harry wants to get his Firebolt flown
And duh, hop on it, duh, duh
I ain't talking Nimbus 2000's
Cause cheap wooden brooms ain't nuthin but toys
I like them sturdy and fast
So find that broom double
Beggin fo a piece of that bubble gum
So I'm lookin' at the Quidditch pitch
Knock kneed Slytherins flyin' on garden hoes
You can have them Slytherins
I'll keep my broom on the down low
A word to the thick headed Hufflepuffs, you wanna get flyin'
I won't cast a spell or trip ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I'd like to
Fly till the break of dawn
Hermione's got the broom cleaning kit going on
Alot of Ravenclaws won't like to fly on brooms
Cause they like kickin' it and then quittin' it
But I'd rather stay to watch and play
Cause the brooms are long and strong
And down to get the speed on
So prefects (yeah) prefects (yeah)
If you wanna ride on Harry's Firebolt
Then turn around and stick it out
Even Slytherin boys got to shout
Baby Got Broom!

Baby got broom!
Yeah Dumbledore when it comes to brooms Quidditch Through the Ages ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.

So Madame Hooch rides a Cleansweep, blowin whistles that go beep
But Hooch ain't got a Jeep in the back of her Cleansweep
The Gryffindors don't want none
Unless you got Firebolts done
You can cast spells or incantations
But please don't lose that broom
Some prefects wanna play the "mean" role
And tell ya that your broom ain't groomed
So they confiscate it and leave it
Then Neville pulls up to retrieve it
So Snape says your brooms' fat
Well I'm not down with that
Cause your broom is small and your feet are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' about slippin'
To the cheap brooms in the magazines
You ain't nothin' but a thing
Give me a broom, or I'm doomed
Polish kits and cleaning brushes didn't miss this broom
Draco Malfoy tries to dis
Cause his brooms on the recall list
He had the Nimbus 2001 but he chose to still have fun
And Harry flies up quick to get next to him
So students if your broom is round
And you want a Firebolt slowdown
Dial 1-900-NicksAlot
And dish those cheap brooms
Baby got Broom!

I know that song is lengthy, hope you enjoy!!

Marcey

Listen to 'Poison' by Alice Cooper and sing these words instead. It really works. If you use this for anything remember that I made it! It took ages but was really fun!!






I hope you like it- i guess it does portray what i think good old snape's motives are! Comments greatfully received

I love all your songs! I just listened to 'she's a rebel' by greenday and sung that rita skeeter song over it! genius people! i hope you like mine!!--find poison and listen to it! your dad might have it if you dont!

Here's a song bout Neville and Luna I thought it was a funny sng to begin with so I changed some of the lines to fit them here goes hope you guys find it amusing

Neville"s Fault (original song My Fault by Eminem)
Starring Luna, Neville (singing), Harry, Ron and Dean.

Chorus x 2

I never meant to give you fever fudge girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
And now you're sitting in the Great Hall crying
And Now it's Neville's fault, Neville's fault

Neville

I went to Ron's Rave with Dean and Harry
Met a Ravenclaw blonde with her hair lookig scary, a thestral lover who came to get saved and locked up with hospital bandages and kissed on the first date
Luna-an ex-nargle addict who just stopped humming was into herbology and country music told me she was about to hum again
(Neville) I said wait first try this chocolate dee-light, its better than the chicken, the soup and the tripe, come on lets go in here
"Who's in the broom cupboard/" (It's me and Hermione!) My bad! Let's try another place.
(Luna) I don't trust you"
(Neville) Hush it up and eat this fudge, this will help you get in touch with Nature. We'll get bare-foot, take a tour and run through the Forbidden Forest.
(Luna) Oh heck I'm all game, by the way this party is really lame
(Neville) Oh hatch! I didn't mean for you to eat the whole batch!

Chorus

I never meant to give you fever fudge girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you're in the Great HAll crying
And it's Neville's fault, Neville's fault

(Neville) Yo, Luna!
(Luna) Get away Longbottom, I don't like you!
(Neville) Bloody Hell she's getting a fever!
(luna) I need to go lie down I feel sick!
(Neville) I wasn't trying to turn this into something major, I just wanted you to like herbology and appreciate Mother Nature. Luna stop spazzing, I kinda like ya, the Slytherins aren't all that bad. I'm sorry Malfoy dumped ya So what you blow up your cauldron in Snape's class, thats no reason to pull out your wand and cast
(Luna said) Help me! I think I've got a fever!
(Neville said) I'm sick too (luna) quit grabbing my robes (let go!) Would you calm down you're starting to scare me!
(Luna said) I'm 14 years old and not going steady! I don't know any spells and I can't dance!
(Neville) I'm over here Luna (hi) you're talking to the mandrake look! We need to get to Madame Pomfrey 'fore its too late, Cause I ain't never seen no one scarf down as much fever fudge as you ate!

Chorus

I never meant to give you fever fudge girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
And now you're in the Great Hall crying
And now it's Neville's fault, Neville's fault

(Neville) Luna (wait) where are you goin'? You better be careful
(Luna) Leave me alone Malfoy! I'm sick of getting my robes pulled.
(Neville) I'm not Malfoy quit trying to eat your wand, want some gum? Put down the chair before you do something really dumb. I'll be right back, just chill Luna please I gotta go find Harry he's the one who gave me these!
"Ron, where's Harry at before I cast a spell at you!"
(Ron) He's in the Prefect's Bathroom I think he's in there with Myrtle dude!
(Neville) Harry put on your pants dude, we need a wizard ambulance, Luna's upstairs talking to Mandrakes plants , throwing things all over the place, and there's only 2 days left of Christmas break, how long does the fever take to wear off?
(Harry) Well it depends on how much you ate?
(Neville) I ate one but she scarfed down the other 22 tons! Now she's upstairs singing her heart out loud and clear, and guzzling down butterbeer!
(Harry) She's got the fever dude!
(Neville) I know and its all Fred and George's fault! Bloody Hell!

Chorus

I never meant to give you fever fudge girl (I'm sorry!)
I never meant to bring you to my world
And now you're in the Great Hall crying
And it's Neville's fault, Neville's fault (What do I do?)

Dumbledore sir, I'm really sorry I did this! I'm so sorry. Luna calm down please! Please just calm down, what are you doing? You're not right. You definately are mental. I know you are mental.

Well here it is enjoy it!

okay....this is a Snape/Lily/James song....oh yes
....aaaaaand it is a rewritten version of Handelbars by the Flobots....(I think it is kinda cool but when I reread it I had second thoughts.... )

Filthy Mudblood

(James)
I can ride my broom with no hover charm
No hover charm
No hover charm

(Snape)
I can stir a cauldron with no stirring stick
No stirring stick
No stirring stick

(Snape to Lily)
Look at me, look at me
hands in my pockets while James kicks me to
DEATH
and I'm a lowly Slytherin
even when I cannot find a poison to brew
I can show you how to hang upside-down
I can show you how to curse your friends
I can take apart my almost-relationship
And I can never ever put it back together
I can tell you of my gruesome childhood
I can teach you how to pickle newts
I know all the words to "Avada Kedavra"
And "I'm Proud to be a Death Eater" too
Me and my friend saw a muggle murdered
Me and my friend made a sleeping draught
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep the page in my potions book
In my potions book
In my potions book

I can see your face in my depressing dreams
In my depressing dreams
In my depressing dreams

(James to Lily)
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
hen I am kicking Snivellus
and he's all curled up with a nose to bleed
I can fly my broom to the top of the castle
I can make a living off my messy hair
I can design new make out positions
sofa, floor, chair, anywhere
I can help you laugh at Snivlley's face
I can make him dance the Irish tap dance
I know how to win a Quidditch game
And I can make you wanna go out with me
Death eaters, Muggles and the Ministry
Me and my friends understand the future
No one can see me under my cool cloak
I can do anything and get away with it

I have a big head but wont admit
But wont admit
But wont admit

I can beat up Snape and I'm proud of it
I'm Proud of it
I'm Proud of it

(Lily to Snape and James)
Look at me
Look at me
Running from the needy
And it feels so good to be AWAY
from the greedy
My hair is rich
My eyes are green
I am a witch
You two are mean
I can't decide between those who plead
because strong will and comfort is what I need
You are sweet but your hair is dirty
You are hot but way too flirty
I can get any guy I want so get lost
If you persist I will reject you
I show more intrest in a sale for shoes
I can have you both but I don't really want to

I can't decide between hot or sweet
between hot or sweet
between hot or sweet

(James)
But I can catch a snitch on my broomstick
on my broomstick
on my broomstick

(Snape)
and I have been your friend since we were 9
since we were 9
since we were 9
since we were 9
since we were 9
since we were niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!

(Lily)
I think I'll go for hot 'cause I am shallow
'cause I am shallow
'cause I am shallow

(Snape)
How could I expect more from a filthy mudblood
from a filthy mudblood
from a filthy mudblood.


yes it sucked but at least I finished it. Gotta go do my tech homework now.

Fly away, by Sarah P. and Lydia J.

You...
Treated me like i was your slave
You broke my bones and gave me bruises.
You abused every part of me,
and you punished me for every little thing,

You made me cry so much
I've shed so many tears
I know you dont really love me ((you really don't love me))

I wanna shout it out, i wanna say it out,
I've had enough of this tiring crap
I've found some unexpected strenth inside me
And I can see a light at the end of the tunnel ((end of the tunnel))
I've really had enough of this and i'm gonna
Fly away, fly away fly away... from you.

Here is another song parody that I wrote, read and enjoy:

Potions Class (Thriller by Michael J.)

Harry's close to the Dungeons and an evil Prefect is lurking in the dark
Under the Invisibility Cloak Ron sees a site that almost makes him barf
They try to scream but the Prefect takes away the House Points before they can run for it
Harry starts to freeze as Snape looks him and Ron right between the eyes
They're penalized

Chorus

Cause this is Potions, Potions Class
And no Hufflepuff gonna save Ron from the cauldron about to break
You know its Potions, Potions Class
HArry's fighting for his grades inside a classroom, Potions Class

Hermione hears the door slam and realizes that it's just Snape
She sees his Dark Mark, and wonders if he'll give her a grade of "Great"
Hermione opens up her Potions book and hopes there's no examination
But all the while she hears the Professor lurking from behind
She knows she's out of time

Chorus

CAuse this is Potions, Potions Class
There won't be a second chance against
The professor with the bell bottomed pants
They know it's Potions, Potions Class
Harry's fighting for his grades inside a classroom, Potions Class

House Elves call
And the Slytherins start to patrol the hallways
There's no escapin' the detention of Snape this time
(He's deducting points)
This is the end of Harry's social life

Snape's out to get everyone
There's dementors closing in on Ron all the time
They will suck out his soul, unless he runs into a closet and hides
Now is the time for Hermione and Harry to study hard together
All through the night HArry will save Hogwarts from the terror in the tower
He will make Snape cower

Chorus

This is Potions, Potions Class
Cause Snape can fail you better than any Professor would think to do
Hermione this is Potions, Potions Class
So let Ron run and hide and fail a cauldron exploding, spoiled concoction, potions tonight

Snape

Examinations begin across the room
Quills writing potions of doom
Prefects patrol in the search of House Points
To deduct from the hourglass joints
And whichever student cheats
Without the Quidditch playin' cleats
Must stand and face the Death Eater Goons
And spend detention inside a chamber of doom
The Happy Hufflepuffs are singing in the Great Hall
The greatest 80's hits from the mall
And Ravenclaws from every class
Are joining in to hear everyone's gasps
And though the Gryffindors fight to stay awake
Harry's eyelids start to droop
For Ron cannot pass the exam
Of the Evil Snape's Potions Class.