Here's a really funny site where you can "chat" with snape. it's sooo funny!
http://www.thebottomstripe.net/alan/bot.htmlYou: are you working for dumbledore or for voldemort, it's not a hard question, is it
snapeybot: I try not to think about the Headmaster in that fashion.
You: because he's dead?
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. Maybe it's another person using his name.
AHA! so it wasn't dumbledore who got killed
snapeybot: Yes yes yes, everyone's asking about Dumbledore. *sigh* Let's talk about something else.
You: it's your fault everybody is asking you about dumbledore
snapeybot: I try not to think about the Headmaster in that fashion.
You: because you killed him?
snapeybot: Because JK Rowling wanted to shatter your poor, ickle mind. Voila, she succeeded.
snapeybot: Yes yes yes, everyone's asking about Dumbledore. *sigh* Let's talk about something else.
You: it's your fault everybody is asking you about dumbledore
snapeybot: I try not to think about the Headmaster in that fashion.
You: because you killed him?
snapeybot: Because JK Rowling wanted to shatter your poor, ickle mind. Voila, she succeeded.
You: do you hate harry potter?
snapeybot: I don't want to hear another word about Potter, unless it's how much you hate him.
snapeybot: It goes without saying. All right... let's talk about me...
You: you selfcentered, dumbledore killing, voldemort loving GIT!!
snapeybot: Toast
You: I am harry potter
snapeybot: His father was much better in bed
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