Granted but it's broken.

I wish the wish would wish so I don't have to.

Granted but it wishes for you to wish.

I wish my cell phone didn't hate me..

Granted but you hate it.

I wish that the video Aethonon posted in the Twilight venom thread had never been made - it is the devil!

Granted...Just granted....*shudders*

I wish there was something good on TV.

Granted but it only lasts a second because the freaky person in the Twilight video eats the world.

I wish .... the person who made the video would stop making videos.

Granted, it's because her account was removed. But they got the names mixed up and your account was removed, too.

I wish I could stop thinking about....her.

Granted. But she thinks about you and stalks you.

It would be worth having my account removed to see the back of her.

I wish I would stop throwing up because of her.

Granted, but you see another video and want to throw up, but it's impossible.


I wish Youtube would cease to exist.

Granted but ....she.... stalks you in real life and you never get rid of her.

I wish temptaions didn't exist.

Granted but then everything that has ever tempted you disappears.

I wish it wasn't nighttime. I'm getting scared about her.

Granted. But it's daytime, you go swimming and she goes swimming too. In a white bikini which goes see-through in the water. *shudder*

I wish certain people would stop trying to talk me out of things.

I'm never going swimming again *burns bathing suit in bonfire that that person burned Twilight in*


Granted but then they leave you because they seem purposeless

I wish this cookie had chocolate chips that won't hurt me in any way.

Granted but the chocolate melts and the cookie disintigrates so you are left with nothing

I wish I didn't have a headache

Granted but then you can't stop sneezing.

I wish I was better at badminton.

Granted but you break your legs doing it and can never play again.

I wish I didn't feel ill in any way.

Granted, and because you feel so amazingly wonderful, you decide to go for a walk. On your walk, you see an ice cream stand. You feel so happy, that you buy the whole stand and eat it all, doubling your weight.

I wish I was on a beach...

Ughhh no thanks I unwish that.

Granted but it is a beach on a deserted island so you stay there and rot to death.

I wish someone would post in the Twilight venom thread.

Fiiiiiine. Granted. *goes off to post*

I wish the stupid fishtank would stop making noises.

Granted but the fish move house.

I wish the things that make me happy weren't bad for me.

Granted but the only things you end up liking are broccoli and trigonometry

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted. But you're body withers because you don't sleep.

I wish the rum wasn't gone. Really.

Granted but then you get drunk and say things on here that you wouldn't normally say and you get banned.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Hmm I almost did that but it wasn't alcohol fuelled.

Granted but the thread gets deleted.

I wish things I can't think of right now.

Granted....Ah what's the use?

I wish I was a cat.

Granted but it runs away.

I wish Snapefan21 would join twitter.

Granted but since I'm really paranoid, I don't use it.

Make a wish!!

Oops.

I wish I was rich.

granted but it makes you unhappy

I wish I would stop seeing huge spiders everywhere

Oh dear...granted, but you're drug supplier gets mad that you stopped using and comes after you (that is what you meant by spiders?)

I wish polar bears where not endangered.

Lol no I mean that when I moved here I didn't reckon on the spiders being a lot bigger. Basically because it's a different climate.

Granted but they hunt you down and eat you.

I wish pepole would see the obvious

Granted, but then you become completley transparent and are unable to hide anything! So when you are trying to cover up for a friend, or when you like someone, or when you are planning a surprise, everyone would be able to tell

I wish that everyone here would have a very pleasant easter *Hug's to all*

Granted and no corruptions!

I wish for world peace and love everywhere!