granted, but they are all of hagrid in a bikini...ehhhk disturbing image

i wish i wasnt so easily distracted....

granted but then you're too serious all the time, no fun to be around, and grumpy

I wish I had the 3 foot long poster of HPDH that was available at Borders if you reserved your book. But unfortunately, i went to Barnes&Noble

Granted but goes through a shredder.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

granted but then it would be cold and everything freezes due to snow which would cause great chaos because it's summer

I wish I didn't wish for so much.

granted but then you don't get anything.

i wish i had an un corruptable wish.

granted, but its not a very good one....and its totally useless

i wish chinese food that tasted good wasnt so bad for you....yummm

granted, but it eventually gets discovered that it had rat poison in it

i wish i wasn't so tired

granted but a monkey pops out of your car and starts flinging squirrels at you =]
hahah i duno

i wish people would think of some original corruptions...lol

granted but all your wishes, with the corruptions, come true and you are forced to live with 20 cats... wow that was random

i wish i had more pepsi

Granted but you get so much it floods your house.

I wish I didn't have all these tests to study for

granted you have more.

i wish i didn't have a stomach-or-headache

granted, but then you have nothing to wish for

i wish i could meet ben kweller =]

granted, but he is drunk and doesn't remember it.

i wish i could meet dan radcliffe.

omg me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =] so granted no catch! =]

i wish i could meet dan radcliffe =]

granted but you get so excited you pass out and he's busy so he has to leave. so you don't get to talk to him

I wish I was an amazing volleyball player.

granted but you injure yourself and can never play again for the rest of your life

I wish I wasn't already back to school

Granted - a kidnapper is being dispatched even as we speak. I've been told that trunks (boots for those living across the pond! ) are getting more comfortable these days so it could be worse (though come to think of it this particular kidnapper still drives one of the older models), and it's not all bad spending all day everyday chained to a small bed in a basement, especially if you're agoraphobic or have sun allergies! I'm sure food will be provided at least every other day, so that's good, and maybe eventually he'll let your parents pay an outrageous ransom to get you back. Just think how happy your parents will be to see you when all this is done! And the best part is that you won't have to attend school! I mean, can you think of a better excuse for missing a couple of months of school? I'm sure your teacher(s) will have no problem letting you make up for all the work you miss when you get back!

I wish for my house to be clean.

Granted, you have to clean your house scrub the toilet, scour the floors on your hands and knees, blah blah blah the works. However the only reason you're doing it is because you've gone bank-rupt and have to sell your house and move into a one room apartment and to sell your house it has to be spotless.

I wish I wasn't hot.

granted, but its because the sun gets blocked out and then theres no more sun or warmth on earth and all the plants die. then all the monkeys come and tackle you because your wish destroyed all the bananas!!! so after youv been tackled, your on the floor, but all of a sudden, because all of the monkeys in the world are in one spot, the earth breaks open, and you fall into hell. once your in hell, your on a beach with no water and no way to get off, that streaches on forever, father than the eye can see, and once, every million years, a crow comes by and picks up ONE single grain of sand and flies off with it, and that doesnt even begin to describe what you feel, because once the bird takes every grain of sand away, your left alone in a big black pit, no way to get out, and nothing to do but sit and wait, and wish that you hadnt wished years and years ago that you wern't so hot.

=] haha sorry--got a bit carried away there...annywhooo...

i wish that people would understand that reference (part of that is from a tv show) and not think im some sort of crazy =]...well i am, but just the good kind =]

hahah

granted but the "good" crazy for you is everyone's psycho killer crazy, so even though you think everyone thinks you're good crazy, everyone actually thinks youre crazzy crazy.

wow, I wish that made sense outside of my head

granted, but people would still not understand it.

I wish I could watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3

granted, but you forget it right after you watch it because there's a parade of dancing chimpanzees going down the street.

i wish school would never start.

granted! I can't bring myself to corrupt it becauase I don't want school to start either.


I wish summer would go on forever

granted with no catch but it's really hot all the time

i wish i had a better phone

granted but you drop it in a pool and it's useless and then you have no phone at all. sorry

I wish I didn't have a voellyball game monday

granted, but you have one on tuesday

I wish I could write a nice, interesting novel of my own

Granted, but it never gets published.

hey you forgot to write your wish..

I can't write one, since it's your turn.

New wish!
I wish I had more classes with my best friends

Granted but then they all turn into Death eaters and turn you in..

I wish i did not have to ride a helicopter to work tomorrow....

Granted but you have to drive, and you hit tons of traffic.

But what kind of work do you have? You said something about the military?

I wish I wasn't stressing out.

Granted, but you'll have to do all the work tomorrow

I wish I would've woken up earlier today.

granted but you're so sleepy you keep taking naps again and again.

I wish I wasn't online right now.

Granted, but it is because there is a flood.

I wish that i had more people to play football with.

granted but they all suck and you don't have any fun.

I wish I had one more day before school starts.

granted but it's because the school had a fire and so you have to do twice the amount of work in one day.

i wish there was no school at all.

granted, but you dont learn or get a good job and talk like this, "Me caveman, eat good."

I wish I was better at football.

granted but then you contract a horrible disease adn lose all of your ability.

I wish my friend would get her butt over here!

granted but she doesn't get the rest of herself over too so only her butt's with you. ahh ha ha.

i wishhhh my volleyball team was undefeatable and nothing bad happend to anyone it.

Granted, but you're oppenets are undefeatable too

sugar n spice-- wat is your wish?

Oh sorry.

I wish I was more caring.

Granted, but everyone then takes advantage of you.

I wish I could type faster.

granted, but you mis-spell everything you write.

i wish nails weren't in such bad condition.

granted their worse.

i should've known you'd corrupt my wish that way...

anyway, I wish I was a senior.

granted, but you're the only one(for some strange reason) so you're all alone and have no friends for a whole year.(maybe longer, depends how i feel)

i wish i did my homework at the start of my holidays.

grantd but you fail

i wish i had cool shoes

Granted, but they get stolen

I wish I didn't have a runny nose.

granted, you start drawling instead!

i wish i wasn't so excited for no reason at all!

granted, but you get depressed

i wish i understood my scince homework