granted. You found a genie that could regrow them. But he's evil and later tells you that the price for his services are your ears. So they fall off into his pocket. And he tells you thank you, but you can't hear him and you say huh? and then he laughs, and you say huh? so he walks away leaving you standing there saying huh for the rest of your days. LOL!

I wish I could go to sleep.

granted you go to slep and you sleep and you sleep and you sleep and you sleep until you wake up in the middle of the third ice age somewhere in antarctica...without a coat...or shoes...sorry


i wish i had some double fudge brownie ice cream

Granted, it turns out that the brownie ice cream is from a planet close by the evil popcorn planet. They don't get along so the brownie ice cream takes control of you body so it can fight against the popcorn (Who have a new lider, the popcorn inside Witherwings). So you're brain is full of double fudge ice cream and it feels horrible because you have constant brain freeze.

I wish no on includes me in the war between the brownie ice cream and the evil popcorn

granted but you are the main hostage in the second snack/dessert war where the popcorn kernels take on the brownie for the fight of theor forefathers.

i wish i didn't have to walk my dog all the time

granted the brownies will do it for you! But the I'm afraid they'll end up eating your dog even if you are their leader!

i wish i would stop with the story

Granted. But Reecy13 gets mad at you because she loves the story soo much. So she isn't your friend anymore and you cry for a whole year.

I wish fany_monkey will never finish the story and just keeps adding to it.

That's a lot of crying, I reckon my eyes are going to hurt

Granted but since she carrys on with the story, the murderous popcorn begin to be upset because she's blowing their cover so Witherwings goes to her house to try to kill her. Since Stef (fany_monkey) is the one writing the story she knows Witherwings is coming so she sets a trap for her. Since Stef is half asleep while she's waiting she falls into her own trap and Witherwings takes her hostage. Stef still finds a way to come on VTM to continue the story but people become annoyed with it and ask the mods to close her account. She makes another and sends Reecy13 mean PMs because she's the one who wished it in the first place hahahaha

I wish I can find a way out of where they're holding me

Granted. You find a way to escape but what you don't know is that they sold you to the other side. They let you think that you escaped and you are soon captured by the other side. They brainwash you and make you do their bidding.

I wish both sides could be friends.

Granted both sides do become friends and the evil popcorn becomes friendly and is a worldwide phenomenon (like the Furbie and Elmo toys) and everyone has to have them. People become so crazed over the new "toy" that they line up for hours outside of dept. stores waiting for the new toys to be available to them, people become violent and beat one another up and the chaos is never ending....

I wish that my boyfriend was not at work today.....

gratned...he lost his job so he never has to go to work again...but this newfound freedom inspires him and he decides never to go to work ever...now he doesn't have any money to take yo out anymore so you spend all your time in his house(or whatever he lives in) in the dark since he can't pay the electric bill anymore and you get sick of him and never want to see him ever again but he still stalks you since he no longer has a job.

i wish braces didn't hurt

Granted. So you ask for them to be removed. As they take them off all of your teeth come out as well. Well at least your braces don't hurt anymore you say to yourself. And you skip happily ever after to eat some mashed potatoes.

I wish I could listen to music all day long.

granted but you listen to so much music that your ear drums pop and you can never hear music again...

i wish i had some ice cream

Granted but it's magical ice cream that turns you into ice cream too. So you just sit there being ice cream and your parents stick you in the freezer. A few days later your mom is depressed because you aren't there so she wants to wallow with ice cream... So she takes you out and eats you...

I wish I could take a nap

Granted. But you sleep ans sleep and miss the huge party Reecy13 planned for you because all the alien snacks a friends. So that makes Reecy cry and she never talks to you again. So that makes you cry.

I wish I couls stop crying because fany didn't come to my party.

Granted, but all your tears flooded your house and the people who went to your party all drowned, so then you feel even worse about that and you start crying again.

I wish we got a white Christmas and it was bright and happy, just the perfect Christmas...
Beat that! It's so wonderful you'll cry and drown and never be able to corrupt it!

Granted but then you turn into the Grinch and steal the very happy and merry christmas. You go around the world dressed all in green and with an ugly little dog and ruin everyone's christmas. You even take little children's toys. Even though you take everyone's stuff and you're a bitter girl everyone has a wonderful christmas. You get so mad because your plan fails that you throw a fit and throw yourself on the ground to kick and cry. When you fall you hit your head on a rock and you don't remember who you are. You spend your perfect christmas in a looney house

I wish everyone would read my new fic and tell me what they think of it without being harsh and mean.

Granted. Everyone on VTM reads and loves your fanfic. Then JKR hears about it because everyone on here loved it so much that she personally calls you and have you print her out a copy. After she reads it, she sets it on fire and tells everyone who listens that she hated fany's fanfic. Soon everyone hates it too because they love JKR and value her opinion. So you end up so sad that you never ever ever ever ever ever write another fanfic again.

I wish I could go out and have fun this weekend.

granted but your having such a fun time that you don't realize you are about to walk off a cliff...and you do...and break everything...and never have fun again...sorry


i wish i didn't have a project

Oi harsh Reecy!

Alright granted you don't have a project so you have free time. You sit around all day without anything to do and you begin to think strange things. You begin to create weird stories in your head and suddenly they all come true! So you had thought about walking, talking cookies and they came to life and ate you!

I don't know why I always make food come to life pff

I wish I had a flying broomstick!

granted but you were about to try it out when your friend called you so you looked away for a second and in that second the broom flew away from you and up into the sky...later that day you were watching the news and it says that a huge plane crashed because of an unidentified flying object looking strangley like a broomstick...now you have to live with yourself while knowing you were the cause of death for a bunch of people

i wish lunchtime was earlier

Hey MISIA that one was sad!

Granted, now everyone has to eat lunch at 3:15 am. If you don't obey the new law you go to jail and the force feed you onions all day *gags*

I wish I had a nice house elf, who isn't evil and doesn't die. He/she must be a great cleaner and a good cook! There can be nothing wrong with him/her

Granted,there is nothing wrong with him/her......everything is right, he's right handed so won't use his left hand, he's right footed, so won't use his left foot, he's right earred so can't hear with his left, so ofcourse it takes twice as long for him to do everything and that gets uber annoying and you do a Sirius and throw him out!!

I wish I enjoyed cooking!

Granted, but you liked cooking so much that you wouldn't do anything, and you have no life because all you do is cook, and cook, and cook, and cook so no one wants to eat your food because no one likes you but no one else will cook because you are so amazing, and then everyone on the world is starving, so they eat you.

I wish my hair was 2 1/2 inches longer.

Granted but since you didn't say what hair your nose hair is 2 1/2 inches longer. Since you wished for it you can't cut if off because it's always going to be 2 1/2 inches longer than normal. You don't want to go out onto the street because of your nose hair so you hide in your house for the rest of your life

You had to ruin it didn't you Elaine? But at least I did what Sirius did

I wish I could control time like Hiro from Heroes

Granted. You can control time. But not very good. You're just a beginner. So you leave the bottom half of you in the 1920's and the top half of you in the 1540's. And you need both parts of you for your power to work. So you're stuck as two different parts forever.

I wish I were nicer.

Granted you're so nice that you really suck at corrupting wishes so everyone kicks you out of this thread and you don't say a word because you're so nice. You're so nice that everyone makes you cry.

I wish I could pass my test will 100

granted, but it is so abnormal for you that your teacher accuses you of cheating, you get kicked out of the class and the school, and you're in major trouble for somehting you didn't do.

I wish that it is snowing at my favorite ski resort.

Granted, but you it is snowing so much that you can't get there and the ski lifts all break and they have to close it all winter.

I wish that I could go snowboarding over thanksgiving break.

Granted but I get so jealous that I go over to Colorado to scare you and you fall and break your leg

I wish I could go to Denver to see all my old friends *sigh*

Granted. But you've been gone so long that they replaced you. So you went all that way for nothing.

I wish Wednesday would get here so I can go home.

Granted, but when your about to leave all means of transportation are gone, so you have to stay where ever you are longer.

I wish that it would rain where i was.

Granted it rains so much it turns into a six month long monsoon season, everyone has to get where they are going using row boats, and because of this weather your social life suffers greatly, your friends are not willing to go swimming to see you....

I wish that my boyfriend was not going to be gone on holiday for two weeks

granted he decides to stay home but you have to go on the trip for him so now not only do you mis him you miss everyone else too.


i wish my camera would work the way i want it to

Granted. It works. But when you try to print the pictures all you get back are blank pictures. So you break your camera not knowing that it was the place where you get your film developed that messed it up. So they call you and tell you it was their fault and to bring the camera back in for free pictures when you feel sad for breaking your camera that you wished would work the way you wanted it to.

I wish I could study for my test on Monday. But I'm too tired.

Granted, but you drink lots and lots of coffey and escpresso to wake you up, so you can study, but you drink so much that really have to go to the bathroom. You are so hyper you don't care you have to go to the bathroom b/c you want to study. Then since you are hyper you drop all your notes, papers, and books,and at that time you pee yourself so much and it gets all over everything that you can't study. Then you fail your test, become a garbageman/women because you couldn't get into college, and your life is horrible.

I wish I liked scary movies.

granted but yiou like them so much that yo ubecome obbsessed with them and everywhere you go you think that life is a scary movie and everytime you turn a corner you think there'll be like a dead body there so everytually you go crazy and get sent to the mental institution where you still see scary things even in that little white room.

i wish i didn't just fail my vocab. test

granted, but instead of failing your vocab test, you failed your math final, which means you fail the entire class, and spend all of your vacation is summer school, all because you studied for the wrong test.

I wish my string order will get here next week

Granted. But when it does get there you waited so long for it that you forgot what to do with it. So you walk around with it asking people what to do and they point and laugh. So you're sad for the rest of your life.

I wish tomorrow would never get here.

granted...it stays today forever, but today sucked so you have to relive the same horrible day over and over and over again while everyone moves on with they're lives

i wish i didn't have to do this stupid freshman-for-a-day thing (we have to follow around older kids all day long and just sit there in their classas and what not)

Granted. It's not for a day. You stay glued to that person for the rest or your life or their life, whoever bites it first. And you don't like the person they paired you with. And they smell like pee.

HaHa

I wish I wasn't so weird.

Granted, but then you realize that everyone aroud you is juat as weird as you were before and you miss out on all the fun...

I wish the guy I like liked me back.

Awww... So sweet! (too bad there was romantic music playing right when I read that... ) lol

Okay. Granted, but you realize you weren't meant for eachother and you break up. Sorry! But you find someone better, that you deserve!

I wish my cousins were there for Christmas (and by the way, they do NOT annoy me and I want them to stay ).

aaw! Thanks for the happy ending! I get a guy I desrve

Granted, but then you accedently knock the Christmas tree over onto your cousin and they break their leg.

sorry, not such a happy ending... for your cousin anyways!

I wish there were more Harry Potter books.

lol That cracked me up, made my day!

Ooh, so hard to corrupt that! Granted, but...
...but you read them so fast that you get bored while waiting for the next ones. There. Simple.

I wish HBP came out at the beginning of next year, or at least the trailer.

yeah... me too. oh, right. I'm supposed to corrupt it!

The movie comes out but it sucks so then you wish they took more time on it.

I wish I could find my chapstick.

Hmmm... disappointing.

Haha! Well, easy one. Granted, but you find it and it's all dried up and you can't get a new one so your lips fall off. Sad!

I wish I could think of a cool avatar to make...

granted you think of the cooli-est avatar ever, but before you make it you tell your friend about it...he/she steals it and everyone's all like "wow cool avatar" and you never get crediit for your amazing avatar. sorry.

i wish i didn't have homework

Granted, and it's the most awesome avatar in the world!! but then a crazed jewlery theif copy-and-pastes it and sells it on the black market!! And you don't get any money for your creation, but you do become a famous avatar-maker among the black market people!!

that was a good one.

I wish we got post counts for all these posts we're doing!! (weird wording... did it make sense?)

Granted there's a glich on VTM that allows these posts to count. No one realizes that's what you're doing until one of the mods finds out... let's say for fun that Elaine finds out (etphonehome *waves* I'm using you for this Elaine ). She's so angry that she holds a mods meeting (wonder if they do that) and all of the mods are very angry because you're breaking the rules... their anger is so much that they close your account. You get so mad because they close your account that you come back with a different name... once everyone realizes who you are they close your account again. You become obsessed with VTM that it drives you into insanity and you end up in the crazy house muttering angrily about VTM
Whoa I went very far out there...

I wish I was the smartest person in the world...

granted but you are so smart that everyone in the world hate you so you hate them and you made the most dangerous chocolate chip ever (like Frankenstein) because you would made at the world. Then the chocolate chip get made because people wanted to eat it so it ate everything

I wish i was eating a vanilla cupcake with orange frosting.