Granted. But when you read Deathly Hallows, you are crying your eyes out over every little detail!

I wish that people liked my fanfic.

That's been granted for a long time, Emma. But so many people leave feedback that the mods shut it down because it's so exhausting to make new threads all the time!

I wish people left more feedback to my fic, but without any overwhelming effects like above!

Granted. But, all of the feedback is either really bad or just plain stupid. Then you get really sad and shut down the feedback thread and you never get feedback again. (Wow... that was a little harsh... sorry!)

I wish that I get the main role in my school's musical.

Granted!! And you're the most wonderful actress your school has ever seen and by happenstance some millionaire agency sees your play on tv and they offer you tons of money and whisk you away from life as you know it and you become a big star!! (booy was that a run-on sentence or what?!)

I wish I did't have so much homework.

Granted-but you won't learn as much so you won't get into a good collage.

I wish I didn't have to get up early.

Granted but then you would stay asleep forever. Alive but asleep.

I wish I always understood math.

Granted. But you never, ever, ever understand any other of the subjects that you have to take.

I wish that I had a good singing voice.

Granted but then you get busted by the record producers (like Milli Vanilli in the 1980's) for falsely advertising your voice and allowing some dweebs to use your voice to sing songs and make money....

I wish that I could be home with my kids right now (I'm in the military and currently deployed away from them right now)

Sorry, but this is really harsh. Granted, but once you hug everyone you die by a long and painful heart attack.

I wish I could read boys minds!!! (this is probably an easy one)

Granted. But, they can red your mind too, so they know every single little thing that you are thinking every moment of the day. So, you can't ever think anything that you wouldn't want the whole school to find out because if you did everyone would know and you would be very embarrassed.

I wish that my science project would be finished.

Granted but you do it yourself and when you get to school you relize that all the other kids had there parents do it for them and they are backing them in on flatbed trucks. Than you get so embarssed that you switch schools.


I wish people would leave lots and lots of nice/constructive feedback for my fanfics.

Granted, but all the feedback is very repetitive and monotone and you get tired of reading it after five seconds and decide that it wasn't worth it.

I wish that my dog could talk.

Granted but, because he can talk, he is taken away by scientists to be studied and you only get to see him every two weeks in the lab were he lives in a cage. (sorry...that was harsh)

I wish I could speak both French and English very well and with equal fluancy.

Granted. Because you speak both though you have to live in France and be away from all English life.

I wish I could meet Daniel Radcliffe.

Granted, but when you do meet him you relize he is a jerk and form a "I hate Dan Radcliffe" Clib.

I wish that I could eat whatever I wanted and never gain wheight or damage my health in any way, shape, or form.

Granted, but after a while you find the food boring and eating is no longer any fun (if it was before) and you find yourself eating disgusting food.

I wish that I could see a dragon in real life.

Granted, but,when you see it, is BBQs you with it's flame breath and he eats you for dinner.

I wish I could fly without the danger of hitting power lines, getting shot down like a bird, being sucked into a jet turbine, falling out of the sky, beinging hit by a meteor, getting splatered by bugs, getting board of flying, being captured by scientests and brought to area 51, getting lost and not being able to get back home or any other bad thing.

Gee, you make this so easy! Granted but you fly up really high and you are abducted by aliens and they disect you (gross a little) to see how humans work.

I wish nothing bad and humliating could ever happen to me!!!!

Granted, but you live a boring life and die early in life. No one comes to you r funeral either because no one met you because you didn't stand out. Sorry!!!!!

I wish I could stay home from school without my grade dropping.

Granted, but then you'd get bored super fast and you'd wish you could go back to school.

I wish I could play Toccata and Fugue on the organ.

Granted you play them so well in fact that your fingers become permanently glued to the piano key boards and you have to play forever and ever.......

I wish that my ex would get abducted by a space ship....

Granted, but you are consumed by guilt because you wished a somthing so horrable apon him and you offer yourself up to the aliens who take you as well.

I wish I could sing like Missy Higgins

Granted, but everyone calls you a copier and you get sued for 999 trillion dollars!!!

I wish I knew everything about the computer without my brain bursting.

Granted. But, you never know anything else in the world. Ever. You can't even talk because you don't know how.

I wish that I didn't have homework ever again.

Granted, but you are so brilliant without homework that you have to work as the teacher's pet and everybody laughs at you and you haven't got a social life ...

I wish I could travel all around the world

Granted (no duh) but you have the worst one in world history and no one ever will understand it.

I wish the next person who posted here doesn't use the word granted!!!!!!

Um... okay. But, then the next person uses that word a squintillion times in their post so you go insane! Bahahahahahaaaaa!

I wish that I was in a Harry Potter movie.

Granted, but then your graphics will become sooo marvellous that Warner Bross, Rowling, the PPG creators, Photoshop and everyone else you use their work will start you a trial for violation of copyright.

I wish I'm not waking up at 6 in the morning to go to school.

Okay, but then you wake up so late and miss the test that determines if you go to the next grade. You stay back a year then when that day comes you sleep in again. In the end your'e just stuck in the same grade forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that I lived in a private libeary that had all the books in the word!!

P.S. Ginny_Hermione really funny, but uhhhh that's not a squintillion! Did laugh though.

Alright, but then no one ever called you again so your phone number disappeared from the phone list and everyone thought you were dead.

That didn't really make sense, woops. I never do.

I wish my buddy came back online so she could catch up with my fic and I could update again.

Granted (it really was... lol) but when she comes on-line, your computer explodes, so you cant go on VTM, talk to her, or update your fic.

I wish that I could meet my e-buddies in real life and that they wouldn't hate me/think I'm ugly/think I dress bad/anything else un-good. Oh! And nothing bad can happen to them either

Oh goodness how can I corrupt that I wish it too!!!!! (but if I have to you will think we're all morons*god I hope not*)
I wish I was still in Florida

Granted, but at last everybody get tired of see you messing around everywhere and you can't enter to Disneyworld or whereever funny place you like anymore.

I wish I was a real witch (not a hag!)

Granted, but you finish it so quickly that it hasn't a good sense and it don't fit in the fic, so nobody likes it.

I wish I'll have (remote future!) red-headed twins!

Granted, but they turn on you and throw toilet paper all around your bedroom,.

I wish I could get another dog soon.

Okay but then the dog dies the minute you are in full ownership.

I wish I was in perfect health and not die until I reach an elderly age.

Granted, but you live sooo long that no one's left on the earth but you and you die of loneliness.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow! (Oh gawd, that's not too hard to corrupt)

Because that's an easy one I'm make it creative.......... Okay I got one after you read this post you fall unconsious and wizards seceraty come and blow it up. You stir for a moment then fall back asleep and stuff. Guess who comes next. Aliens! The come and pull it toward then with their beam thingy to learn about it and when you awake you have amniesa. Fun!

I wish I don't have to say I wish any more!

That will be really cool!!!

Ok, granted, but ... then it comes your missing godmother and she tells you the only way to get anything is saying I wish all the time, and you ... won't be able for it .

I wish ... I have a time-turner.

Granted. But the second you go to use it, it explodes in a squintillion pieces. This triggers a reaction and all other time turners in the world also explode.

I wish that my hair was a different color. (yup. easy to corrupt, I know )

Granted. You buy a really pretty hair color kit and it turns out to be mis-packaged and is HOT PINK!!!

I wish I could lose weight. Another easily corrupted with I know.

Granted you lose so much weight you become a bean pole and do not meet the height/weight standards of seatbelt wear in cars so you are forced to sit in a kiddie booster seat and cannot ride adult rides at an amusement park you must go to kiddie land.....

I wish that Draco was my next door neighbor so I could hire him to do my yard work (I know you guys will corrupt this one bad but go ahead I can take it lol)

Granted, but he will be terrible at yard work and you will have to hire someone else.

I wish that I was in Hogwarts

~Luna♥Lover

Granted, but you find out that you have an evil nemesiss (sp) and you fight the whole time.

I wish I could live next door to Daniel Radcliffe. Easily corrupted. Go ahead and corrupt. I can take it.

Granted but because you have a telescope on your balcony used for "stargazing" which just happens to be pointing in the direction of his bedroom window, he calls the cops and gcharges you with stalking him and you are forced to move 50 blocks away from him and have a no-contact order against you....

I wish that my ex would inflate like Aunt Marge so I could pop him with a bow and arrow....(corrupt this one anyway you guys want make it funny lol)

Unfortuntaly once he inflates he gets skinny and keeps on shrinking until you see all of his bones and stuff. Then after three minutes of putting in an attempt to walk he collapses and never wakes up.

What I want is overpopulation is no longer a problem!