Granted, but then everyone is forced to move onto their own personal islands of sorts in the middle of nowhere and you have no contact with any of your friends

I wish that some of the people I worked with would get arrested and appear on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List (The 10 Most Wanted Morons of all Times tee hee)

Okaay but then you appear on that shpow also and from now on when you go in public all people hit you and harm you in some way while they what for the police to show up. Then you stay there for a decade at a time and that repats for the rest of your life.

I wish end hunger would end.

Granted, but then everyone would eat so much and get extremely obese.

I wish that I was Mrs. Monica Weasley (see the avatar, made by Lily_Potter). Let's see what you come up with.

Granted, but then you have an obsessed fan, who thinks that you are the real thing and the fan stalks you every where you go and never gives you a moments peace at all, follows you everywhere till the end of time....

I wish that I would win the lottery, that would be awesome to have like 100 million dollars at my disposal

Okay but then you cash it all (not that bad) and some one sets it on fire (bad). Then the bank comes and says that it was someone else and needs the money back (very bad) and then you are bankrupt for the rest of your life and you end up living on the streets with no supplies for the rest of your life (super bad).

I wish my friend could remember to pick me up so that we can make stuff for the fair.

Granted she finally does remember to pick you up, after the fair is already over and done with, but she even made the stuff for the event but too late. Apparantly she stepped into a time warp and stepped back in time 20 years and when she came back to the future she over stepped the time portal by a week and thought it was time for the fair. Needless to say because of her inconsideration for you both of you receive a failing grade for the fair project and have to attend summer school to make up for the bad grades....

I wish that my car could drive itself so it could go to the car wash....

Granted, but uhhh you get stuck in the car at the wash and because it was magic that over took the car the seat beats won't budge. Somehow the windows scroll down and water from the wash fills up your car. The windows slowly rise as does the water and you slowly suufacate to death. Sorry!

I wish I was an only child without being lonely

Granted you suddenly realize how many imaginary friends you had forgotten about since you were a small child. You became re aquainted with these imaginary people and then they slowly begin to materialize into real people and there are so many of them that they totally destroy your life and steal your identity, causing you to file bankruptcy and have bad credit for the rest of your life....

I wish that I could beat the tar feathers out of my ex and not get caught

Granted, but then you feel so guilty that you turn yourself in and rot in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish my dog wasn't quite as lazy!!

Granted but then he gets so hyper and bouncy that he goes around and tears up your whole house and all of the people's houses that live within a 50 mile radius of you so they all blame everything on you for not being a good dog owner so they call the cops and when they show up at your house your dog attempts to bite their heads off and then the dog scared both of them out of your town and then the dog turns on you and decides that he wants more sugary foods and a cup of coffee but you refuse because you don't want him to cause anymore trouble and then your dog gets mad and charges at you and then you grab your keys, money, and the cup of coffee and run out the door and then you shut the door in your dog's face and when you get into your car you drive away and then you find yourself being followed by the police and then he pulls you over and asks for your license and registration and you find out your license was in the house therefore the dog ate it and your registration is overdue so then the cop decides to write you a ticket and it is a ticket for $1000 and you find that you only have $10.06 so you can't afford it and then you see your coffee and think, hmm caffiene, so you chug it and run down the street 27.94 miles per hour and then you pass out and then you see that you are homeless, your car is impounded, your house torn up and ruled by a crazy dog demon, your money stolen, your cup of coffee empty, your keys are a now a melted glob, and your socks are your pillow. All because you let your dog have the extra treat. Sorry it had to be that way. That might be why we sold our dog because SHE was also energetic and..... OFF TOPIC!!


I wish that I had a yummy edible cookie.

Granted but when you dig into the cookie after eating it you realize it was loaded with ex-lax so you then spend all day on the toilet, you spend so much time on the toilet that you eventually get stuck to the seat, fall asleep on the potty, become severly dehydrated due to lack of water, then you have to have a plumber come in to remove you from the apparatus, go to the hospital, stay there for a week, the hospital food is disgusting friends bring youi cookies, which you eat and it starts all over again.....all because you wanted to have a cookie to eat in the first place.......


I wish that my drive back home tomorrow was not so long and boring

Someone stops you after five minutes and disapperates you there, but then they kill you and your family saw the act. Before your family could even act the person disapperates away never to be seen again.

I wish my friend doesn't have to move away!!!!

Granted. But, it turns out that you have to move far away instead, so you still don't get to see her.

I wish that I was a published author and that people actually liked my books.

granted but then you get severe writers block and your fans will be so anxious for another book that they will throw tomatoes at you until you write another one, which will be bad because you got writers block still

I wish that my show was on right now

Granted. But, right when it gets to the climax/most excting and suspeseful part, evil aliens from Jupiter come and kidnap you. They take you to their spaceship and bring you to their home planet where there are no TVs or computers or cell phones or mp3 players. So, you never ever know what happened in the show and you live the rest of your life in sadness.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but I wont corrupt it, but someone will (It was the bet I could come up with)

I wish that I was watching a movie (Not Jurrasic park)

Granted, but it turns out that you aren't watching Jurassic Park, BUT you ARE watching Jurassic Park TWO and it's the only channel available and you are strapped to a chair and you can't do anything - not even fall asleep or shut or eyes - except sit there and watch it and the power is messed up so the screen keeps fuzzing up, blacking out, or does that annoying thing where you can see those rolls of film. Oh yea and all you have to eat are those cookies that I wanted in my last wish and as Dracoslady nicely points out - they are full of ex lax so..... hopefully you enjoy your next 2 or so hours!

I hope my old fragile gramma won't die :'(

okay, but then you find out that your a wizard/witch and you have to send all of your life force in order to save her.

I wish my brother could shut up!

Granted he will never be able to talk again, and that will get quite annoying at times especially when your parents blame/ground you for doing that to their son

I wish I wasnt so cold

Granted, but you gradualy get warmer until you brst into flames, and die.

I wish I could talk to my crush properly.

Granted you begin talking to your crush but after a few minutes of gabbing your tongue literally gets "tongue tied and twisted" and you are trying to talk to your crush, but the only sounds coming out of your mouth are grunts and moans (you sound like a troll) your face begins turning red then blue due to lack of oxygen, the crush looks at you stupified, he gets so disgusted by your actions that he calls his friends over, they all point and laugh, take pictures for the school newspaper with the headline "My Crush's face literally expands like the Goodyear Blimp and explodes" then after you are humiliated in front of the crush the news media shows up and films this for their five o' clock segment on "People who look like Blowfish" then after that everyone leaves you standing alone, and your crush never looks your way again, because all you wanted to do was talk to them in the first place.....

I wish that all of the stupid morons I worked with would all be apparated to another planet

Granted, but everyone accused you for them being at the other planet. The police come and arrest you. You are taken to jail and have to stay there for 7 years. When you get out the people you work with are back.

I wish the guy I have a crush on likes me more then a friend aswell and he turns out to be a very nice guy.

Granted you learn that he has a crush on you as well, but...he turns out to be a real git and you only discover this after you have been going out with him for some time, and by the time you find out his true colors you have spent countless amounts of money on him, given up all of your friends and totally devoted yourself to him...Then he breaks up with you....

I wish that it was not raining outside right now.

Granted. But, instead it is immensely sunny. This is nice at first so you go outside and forget to put on sunscreen. You stay outside for quite a while and get a huge burn. Meanwhile, it just keeps getting hotter and hotter out so you go inside to get a drink of water only to find that all the water has evaporated from the heat. Then you go back outside and the sun explodes, so you stand there wishing that it was still raining.

I wish that I could meet David Cook and that he's a cool dude and that he doesn't hate me or want to kidnap me or smack me or do anything mean to me and that nothing happens that would make me dislike him and he doesn't get harmed in any way and neither do I.

Granted, but he'll become soo sweet at you, and soo fluffy (I guess it's right the word ) that he becomes a nuisance to you, and you wanna get rid of him and you can't, 'til you have to call the police, but they say they can do nothing and you get so tired of him that you decide not no wath again AI.

I wish I could meet Rupert Grint in some cafe and starts talking ramdonly with him, and he is really nice with me and all, and then he starts seeing me every day, and says he likes me

Okay, but right before one of yor meetings someone enters your house and leaves a threating note for you that says 'I'll get you if it's the last thing I do.' You call the police, but they do nothing. You then carry a defense weapon with you and when you meet up with Rupert he drops dead because and you are to blame. Not only are you in jail for some time, but everyone hates you because he died before he could finish making the last two movies.

I wish my dog could stop licking her butt. It GROSSES me OUT!!!!!!!

Granted she starts licking your butt instead. You do everything in your power to stop her, but you just can't seem to. She follows you EVERYWHERE, not just around the house, adding embarassment on to the disgust. And, to top it all off, you develop a fear of relieving yourself, afraid of choking your dog, so it all just keeps building up inside you...we can stop there, I do believe that's enough

I wish it would rain tomorrow during my graduation

(Oh, no, why? Really, you're graduating today? Oh, gosh, best wishes, mine is in December and I can't wait!)

Ok, but as the place the graduation was going to be is inundated because of the rain, your classmates and parents and everybody decided the graduation has to be thrown in the biggest house, and it turns out to be yours, so then you'll have to prepare your house the best you can and then people run away when you have to clean and your house is a mess, and you can't enjoy 'the day after'.

I wish I'll have the best, most stunning and gorgeous gown or dress for my graduation and it'll look fine in me.

Granted. Your dress literally stuns everyone so not only does no one know that you wore it or how great you looked in it, there's actually no record that you graduated.

I wish for perfect weather all next week.

Cool, best wishes to you too! It actually did end up raining, but only a little, so I was happy! I just really love the rain and last year it was awful because it was so hot so it was really nice that it was much colder this year! The robes keep you warm!

Granted all the bad weather keeps building up and so, instead of the bad weather hitting in harmless spurts, it all comes down at once. Houses are destroyed, cars are mutilated...it's just an awful mess.

I wish that my boyfriend would get everything he wanted so he could be happy

Granted but he wants you to let him date you and your best friends so he dates all of you and forgets about you!!!

I wish I could get up the courage to ask out my best guy friend and he would say yes.

Leja

Granted, but he starts acting like a jerk because you are his girlfriend.

I wish I knew if this guy I really liked actually liked me as a friend or more than that.

Namra

Granted, but then you find out he is a pyscho maniac and he won't leave you alone for anything.

I wish that my family could go on a trip where nothing goes wrong everything is perfect, and everything is fine when we get back and all the rest of the trips we go on are fine as well. (Hah! Try to corrupt that one! )

Granted, but you'll get absolutely tired of such a 'perfectness' and end up hating trips for the rest of your life (wink.gif not so good, but take that!)

I wish wel got some HrR pics right now.

Grante but they are pics where they hate each other and are kicking each other. Once anyone sees those picture they absolutely hate Hermione and Ron, so they never want to see any pictures of them ever again for the rest of their existance!

I wish I didn't have to chop onions or anything else that inflicts any type of harm on my well being.

Granted but just as you escape from all the cooking you meet an accident on the road. so literally you don't do anything harmful but your well being is affected

I wish i get the film i have been wishing to get in the shop i try tonite.

Granted you get the film you want but it turns out to be a magical film that takes you to a different world where everyone thinks you are the source of all things evil. When you arrive they try to hunt you down with toothpicks and forks. You run and hide in a large cave that is full of evil marshmellows who want to melt you. You fight them and end up eating up all of the marshmellows and they give you a terrible stomach ache. Once you can move again you go to consult with the magic leprachuan of the land to figure out a way out of there. He tells you the only way to get out is by jumping in a box full of bats that tickle people! You jump in and begin to laugh and realize you are back home. You try to tell your friends and family about your adventure but they don't believe you and lock you in a crazy house...

Wow I went all out with that one

I wish I knew why the cow jumped over the moon

Wh--?! Granted, but you'll discover, too later for you, that she did that to fall over you and crush you!

I wish my hands don't get so cold.

granted, i hate having cold hands too :/ makes it harder to type after awhile.

I wish i moved out of my mom's house and lived with my dad and for once in a house where we didn't have to be late in paying rent let alone even pay it. and sorry for another wish but i wish that my grandpa was alive yesterday for his birthday to celebrate it with him, my dad and i

Granted (the first one) you actually win the lottery and move into your own pad and never have to worry about money and late rent again...Granted (the second one) he comes back as a House Ghost and keeps you company...

I wish that all of my exes would be propelled in a rocket onto Jupiter never to be seen again.....

Granted but you're sent with them

I wish I was faster at typing

Granted but you're sent with them


Noooooo! That is complete torture

Granted but then your fingers get stuck to the keyboard permanently and you have to type forever.....

I wish that it was not so rainy outside...

Granted the rain only comes and goes and rains light or heavy at your accord


i wish i had a burger king right now :/ super hungryyy >.<

Granted you have a Burger King pop up in your house your hunger needs are satisfied but then everyone from all over stops by to order food cause they too are hungry and you have to forever run your own BK...

I wish that I did not have to clean house tomorrow.

granted.. tomorrow you have the day off everyone does what you want them to do tomorrow but you still have to clean it the next day(:

i wish i could live in a big house

granted but soon after a hurricane destroys your house and you can't afford another big house. sorry.


I wish I wasn't sick...

Ehh sounds reasonable all i ever get in Florida are hurricanes

Granted
but that can never be used as an excuse to miss school or any event ever again(:

Oops almost forgot a wish... um i wish i can go out with my friends ..

granted but when you and your friends are out you guys all get food poisoning. im kinda harsh lol

I wish my contacts would just pop in and out automatically.

Granted but they never ever come out - *clicks Staples button* That was easy.

I wish Harry Potter was real and I was a really good witch like Hermione... that'll be easy to corrupt... hit me with your best random shot...

granted but you get expelled from hogwarts due to magic use during the summer

i wish there was still more olympics to watch right this second