granted. but they cancel them forever and ever.

I wish i could buy a dog.

granted but the dog is the most badly behaved dog in the world.

I wish I could fly, lol don't ask why.

Granted your flying skills are so superb that NASA asks you to do a solo flight (without a space shuttle) all the way to Mars and back but once you return to Earth you bring back some alien fungus that turns the worlds population into zombies...Then you are forced to take on all of the zombies in a shopping mall....

I wish that school would hurry and start back so my kids would quit fighting all day long....

Granted but school never ends so yo will never get to see your kids again

I wish I got a part in the play I'm trying out for tomorrow

Granted, but the play turns out to be a huge bust, you get majorly embaressed and your stage career is ruined.

I wish that I would get over my writer's block so I could continue with my story.

Granted you overcome your writers block and begin writing nonstop for weeks and months on end. You become so involved with your writing that you forget everything else in your life. Your social life falters, you become a recluse and never leave your house again....

I wish that my car was running properly...

Granted. Your car is running as properly as a car can that has been smashed beyond repair, has a faulty engine, no air conditioning, no heat, no radio, and no muffler.

I wish my kids' school started tomorrow.

Granted. But then faulty wiring in the building caused the whole school to be burned down forcing everyone to go home. While most of the kids got placed at other area schools, yours didn't make the cut and was forced to be homeschooled for the next two years while the new school was being rebuilt.

I wish the books I'm waiting on to come in at the library would hurry up and do so. . . (I'm all out of reading material! Eek!)

Granted, they come. . .but do to some sort of flaw in the system, they come one page at a time. It will take you several years to read them all now as each page is delivered separately; one a day for the next several years.

I wish I were less easily annoyed.

Granted. Your car is running as properly as a car can that has been smashed beyond repair, has a faulty engine, no air conditioning, no heat, no radio, and no muffler.

LOL passerby, how did you know that my car actually was suffering from at least three of the above..thats too funny

Granted you become so easy going and passive that those who know you are completly annoyed at how chipper and cheerful you are 24-7 they can't believe how nothing bothers you at all....You are patient with all things even going as far as handing out cookies and donuts to others while you are stuck in a traffic jam that is 2 hours long.....

I wish that I was not so sleepy right now....

Granted you now not sleepy, But now you must stay up for the next two days. You end up going insane with no sleep. Your now moved from your homeand placed in Sant Mungo's.....

I wish I didnt have Gym this simester.....

Granted, but then you will miss vital gymnastics skills and not be able to jump that fence when a madman is chasing you

I wish i had a better concentration span at college this year so i do better

Granted you do but then you hire a house elf to do all of your term papers for you and the elf becomes confused and turns in reports relating to financial hardships for your History class, and a report on weather patterns for English Lit 101, because of this you end up having to take all of your classes over again the next semester and fire the house elf , by giving him gym clothes therefore making the elf the new gym teacher....

I wish that HBP was coming out sooner than next year!

granted, but then you have to wait for DH, for 5 more years.


i wish my bills paid themselves.

Granted, but they take money from your wallet to pay themselves

I wish that the war in Iraq will end where no one else dies and everyone's happy

Granted it all ends and everyone is very happy and home safe then the U.S. goes into a Great Depression that lasts for 50 years and the country goes broke...(Sad but like it isn't going broke already) *sighs*

I wish that commercials were not on tv, they are annoying

Granted, but because of no commercials, your business will fail, and you'll be out of work!

I wish I wouldn't procastinate so much!

Granted you become just the opposite..In fact after you vow off procrastination, you become a hermit, write a series of best selling "How To" manuals and are number 100 in the Forbes 100...

I wish that it was not so close to the holidays(I have not done any holiday shopping yet )

Granted, but then you have to live the same days of your life all over again and you will somehow make some minute change that will set off a chain reaction in the future and the world will implode.

I wish that my best friend would move back into London and live two doors down from me.

Ellie
xxx

Granted. But then one of your family members will get a job in London and then you have to move to London.

I wish that school was 3 days a week

Granted, and even better, the school closes down! The sad part: Your mom insists on home-schooling you for 10 hours a day, 7 days a week. And your genius dad (it's true! her dad is a math genius.) gives you a super hard algebra test every day, and if you get any wrong, you have to scrub the house from top to bottom with a toothbrush.

I wish that guys in my grade weren't so stupid.

OK, I'll make them perfect, but then I am taking away your right to date them! They are all mine now, HAHA!

I wish it was summer again...

Granted, but you will get a sunburn so badly, you burn to a crisp.

I wish I had High Speed internet

Granted but it is Verizon DSL and it is down more than it is up!

I wish all the bottom-feeding Internet Spammers would fall over dead!

Granted, but then 2 more spring up from each that died.

I wish that my stupid electronic health baby would cry, because it's getting hard to just hold it.

Wow, Sadie! A couple years with Libby is giving you an A on the health project!! Haha

Granted, but then it starts crying and crying and crying and it doesn't stop no matter what you do. When you're bringing to back to school on Monday it cries the whole time and gets louder and louder and louder and then...is it Mr. Falk?...thinks that you dropped it down the stairs and broke it and gives you an F.

I wish that I wasn't so bored!

Granted. To cure your boredom, a good friend of yours will drop you off a cliff, and then you get to swim with the sharks in the Pacific Ocean! Fun fun! That's not boring!

I wish that this baby would stop crying and let me get some sleep at night.

Granted, but that would mean it was dead. And that would be BAD, right? Because you would fail your project?

I wish that my parents weren't constantly yelling at me to get off the computer, so tht I could have more time on veritaserum!

Ellie
xxx

Granted, you put a muffliato spell on them and they become mute for the rest of their lives. They no longer yell at you to get off of the computer, instead they ring an annoying little bell every five minutes because they want you to constantly do chores for them, and since they are unable to verbally tell you what to do, they ring the bell and have you play "Guesstures" with them until you get what it is they want you to do...Hence you still never get time to hang out on VTM because of the guessing game you must play...

I wish that the weather was not so dreaey outside all the time

Granted. But instead, it becomes unbearably hot, and it gets so hot that the world explodes, all because of you...

I wish that I had gotten more than 2 hours of sleep last night.

Granted, but now everyday your body expects you to get a full 12 hours of sleep all year round. Because of that, you have to go to bed at 6:00 every night and you never spend a night at a friend's house again.

I wish that I was better at bowling.

Granted. In fact, you can throw the ball so fast you can hardly see it! But one day, you throw the ball down the lane, and you hand slips and accidentally kills someone with the ball!

I wish that HBP came out earlier than it really is.

Um... don't we all? Granted but um...... you never get to see it because you never get the chance to see it in theaters, every single time you get a DVD it is badly scratched or broken, none of your friends have the movie because their parents are suddenly completely against witchcraft of ANY kind and even if you sneak it into the house or something it burns up or the TV won't work, same if it were on tape. And you can't see it when it comes out on TV because the television keeps blocking it or the power always goes out when it's on or you are busy when it shows.... I want to see December Boys and it's really irritating because it only shows on TV really really early in the morning or very very late at night and there's no way I can sneak to see it, either that or it shows while I'm in school... and NONE of my friends have even HEARD of it and my parents don't want to buy it!! And if it IS on at a good time, my mother for some reason want's to watch it before I do!! Grr..

I wish I could just relax and get away from the crazy stuff and nothing bad can happen...

Granted, but then life would be boring for you and you would eventually go mad and start doing crazy stuff yourself.

I wish that my little sister would be nice to me once in a while.

Ellie
xxx

Granted, but she gets so sweet that it disgusts you and you throw her out of a window, and then you have to deal with your parents... Oooohhh!

I wish that I'll do well on my history test this week.

Granted, but you did so well that the teacher thinks you're cheating and gives you an F instead.

I wish Haide would be online (My BFF!! haha)

Granted, but then you are forced to never go on the computer for as long as you live.

I wish that I had internet at my house and that I could to go on it for as long as I wanted without problems.

Ok, but then you become completely obssesed with it and you stay at the computer until very late and your eyes get swollen and you're hungry but you don't want to get anything to eat and don't want to go to the bathroom, and you explode. Your mother wakes up and screams that you have to clean everything.

I wish I did well in everything that is to come and that this summer was the best of my life.

Granted, but then you'd be so blissfully happy and smug that everyone would avoid you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some decent clothes. Everything I own is junk.

Ellie
xxx

Granted, but then you become obsessed about having a different outfit every single day of the entire year, and you only buy from name-brand stores, and your parents run out of money and your friends think you're a snob! Wow that's a bit far-fetched...

I wish ....I wish that World History didn't exitst~!! Haha

Ummm... Sorry no. I can't grant that! You know how much I love WH!

Haha. OK, actually, granted, but then you become so stupid that you can't go to college and then you end up living in a shoe box on main street. You can't afford a bigger box, so you'll have to live in a Nike box until you can beg for enough money to buy a refridgerator box.

I wish that my eyes didn't hurt so badly from wearing my contacts for too long.

Granted: your eyes don't hurt and you feel so confident that you stop wearing your contacts, but then your sight will become awful and awful and you won't realize until it's too late.

I wish everything was less stressing.

Granted, but then you will never have the time to do anything.

I wish the weather would be warmer

Granted, but then it gets so hot that nobody wants to leave their house because of the awful humidy hot weather and it's so hot that the swimmming pools evaporate and life is no fun. (Another far-fetched one, but oh well!)

I wish I had my own ...da da da DAH! LAPTOP!

Granted but once you acquire this wonderfil laptop it is over taken by a trojan virus, once the virus is wiped out, you get the computer up and running again. You think that you have the computer back to normal until your cat jumps up onto the computer desk and spills the can of soda you have sitting there, hence frying your mother board and destroying the laptop causing it to implode.

I wish that my kids would not have another snow day tomorrow (I need some peace and quiet)

Granted! But the principal enjoys having the children in school and enrolls them weekends too, leaving you free to do whatever you want...but after 365 days of school with you sitting at home you nearly go MAD without any kids to amuse you at home.

EDIT: Uh...yeah, just realized I forgot my wish!

I wish that my Mom would make more mashed po-ta-toes for dinner (Haha ...po-ta-toes)

granted, but then no one will understand your po-ta-toes joke!

I wish I had no test in physics next tuesday.

granted, but then the something happens to the world that someone who has studied physics is needed for. And aliens have killed everyone else who studied it. Then because you didn't take the test, you mess up everything and we all blow up. Nice job.

I wish that this girl named *cough cough* Alyssa (no one on here, at school.) *cough* didn't exist.

Now, now Sadie! Grudgingly granted...BUT she was supposed ot make a huge discovery when she grew up, and since she's disappeared a series of events take place that makes terrible things happen and the world is destroyed! MUAHAHAHAHA!! LOL

Ummm... Were you going to make a wish? Anyway, here's mine:

I wish that my parents would have a fun time tonight as it's their anniversary. (#14!)