Granted, but it'll burn and the oven or microwave will explode, causing your house to blow up *sorry*

I wish I met my Ron and he liked me, obviously.

Granted but you get to know him and find you don't really like him. The thing is, he gets really clingy and won't leave you alone and Hermione gets jealous and curses you into oblivion.

I wish it was sunny so I could go out more.

Granted but the heat from the sun gives you a major sun burn and you can't go outside for weeks.

I wish I got to be lazy all the time!

granted but since you never get anything done you end up jobless and then homeless and end up with lice so they ban you from the soup kitchen.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but your boredom gets replaced by paranoia. You think people are out to get you, and this leads you to become locked up in an insane asylum.

I wish I was better at hitting high notes on the flute.

Granted, but when hitting the highest note, a wasp flies into your flute and buzzes down your throat, causing you to choke and be stung. You are then rushed to the hospital for surgery! Sorry!

I wish I had a cell phone!

Granted but you spend all day on the phone and you end up spending all your money on your phone.

I wish I had a skeleton in the closet to go shopping and do the housework for me.

Granted, but it is a really creepy skeleton who follows you around and sets everything on fire.

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted.

Granted, but that's not really a wish to be corrupted.

I wish that I didn't have to give an art museum tour tomorrow.

Granted but since you don't go, you don't hear about the secret exam and so you fail everything.

I wish Sirius had lived till a grand old age and had a happy life.

Granted, but he was not a wizard.

I wish my project for Social Studies Fair was perfect and I won first at state and made it back in time for my Musical Theatre Ensemble and we all did amazing in that.

Kiersten you meanie!!!

Granted but someone comes forward and says you stole their work and you get chucked out and get a lifelong ban.

Ok Ok!!! I wish Sirius had lived to a grand old age, had a happy life - been a wizard and generally had nothing go bad for the rest of his life - or afterlife!

Granted, but he goes back in time with a time turner and doesn't meet James Potter, which in turn means he never had anything to do with Harry Potter or the series, so you never heard about him.
Phew that was tiring.

I wish my computer wasn't sooo slow!

Darn it!

Granted-but-it-goes-so-darn-fast-that-you-have-to-type-soooo-fast-to-keep-up-that-smoke-rises-out-of-your-computer-eventually-exploding-and-all-that's-left-of-you-is-your-frazzled-skeleton!

I wish that Sirius had lived to a grand old age and had a happy life and afterlife and met James Potter and known Harry and that I have heard of him and generally that he had an incoruptable life!

Phhewwwww!!!

It is too bad that I'm going to have to corrupt that wish !

So Sirius did know James Potter, but his experience with him was not a good one. James was a mean jerk to him and Sirius crossed over to the dark side and knew Harry, because he ended up killing him! So Harry Potter didn't really ever exist or do anything special, and Harry couldn't kill the Dark Lord so everybody was terrorized. Except Sirius, who was happy with himself for killing Harry!

How was that?

I wish that I could live in a peaceful, warm and sunny countryside that had a lot of meadow and water right beside it!

~alyssa~

Alyssa, I love messing with Charlie and his Sirius wishes!

Granted, but the water was posinous and it stank really bad.

I wish that my parents never divorced.

Alyssa, I can live with that ^^ Who needs Harry when Sirius is there

Ahhh Kiersten, I feel really mean corrupting that wish...

Granted but your parents are so much in love that they forget about you and have a lot of other children so eventually there is no more space for you and you end up on the streets.

I wish Peter Pettigrew hadn't existed.

Granted, but you learn so much about him that you figure out that he's not really the Sirius you know and love. He is an alcoholic, and he spends his Saturday nights popping bubble wrap for fun.

I wish that there were more holiday days. (Hee hee that sounds funny)

Granted but by and by you end up permanently on holiday and so learn nothing and get bored and generally become a couch potato with no life whatsoever.

You guys are so mean to me. Ok ok, I wish I was blooming married to Sirius so that I make sure he's the Sirius I know and love and that he has a good life and none of you can corrupt his life. Poor guy...

Granted, but since he is a book character, he can't respond when you talk to him. You don't exist because you are not part of the Potter world.
Sorry....


I wish that the place I lived in had better shopping.

Grrrrrrrrrr!!!

Granted but you get the best shops in the world and so you end up spending everything there and everyone from around the world comes so if it weren't already bad enough that you frittered away every last penny and are now bankrupt and homeless, you get killed in a stampede of shop a holic tourists. Grrrrrr!

I wish I was blooming married to Sirius so that I make sure he's the Sirius I know and love and that he has a good life and none of you can corrupt his life. Poor guy... And I wish that he wreer not just a book character and that we both existed happily together!!!

Granted. But you'll suddenly wake up and find everything was just a happy dream. Sorry, Charles.

I wish someone asked me out next week and I accepted, and nothing horrible happened in the date or nothing embarrassing or nothing you could add, and that the guy was a nice one plus redheaded

(all this wishing reminds me of the song "I wish you'd be my witch toniiiight!" )

[EDIT:] Oh oh, Snapefan21, I'm so sorry! We posted at the same time! Anyway, you didn't wish anything!

Granted, but he moves away the day after the date.

I wish my cell phone wasn't all messed up.

*Dang!*
Granted, but it'll be ok, and you'll get delayed messages, so many that your poor phone explodes!

I wish all the previous, but he will ask me to move with him, and it will be a nice place.

Haha, DeSs, that's exactly what's happening. The messages are delaying and all popping up at once. It didn't explode...yet.

Granted, but he's just renting it. He had a lot of money invested in the stock market, and since it crashed, he's broke. You guys end up on the street. At least you have each other! Sorry...

I wish there were more left handed people in the world. I feel left out. (Haha no pun intended)

Oh. Well, at least we enjoyed life The pun came out very well, though

Granted. But then every right-handed disappear for ever, leaving lots of right-handed things that you can't use. Stupid, I know, but ... whatever. BtW, something that has never to do: my best friend is left-handed! She always sat on the same side so as not to go knocking elbows

I wish I was more inspired.

Things that bother me the most are scissors and can openers. They're so hard to use, I have to use my right hand, but of course that's difficult too!

Granted, but all this inspiration is so inspiring that you get this major headache that prevents you from doing anything.

I wish I didn't have blackheads.

I'm a leftie and proud^^

Granted but then you find out that the world is so boring and mundane compared to your imagination that you become crazy and shrink into nothingness.

I wish I were a niffler.

Granted, but whilst you are searching for gold in a forest you get gobbled up by a venomous tentacula

I wish i where a vampire (Please forgive the terrible lack of originality!).

Granted but you are killed by a werewolf for stealing its dinner.

I wish I could go to bed.

Granted, but you'll miss talking with me

I wish I did well that upcoming exam about History.

Granted but no one ever finds out because there is a false fire alarm and another student who knows you did well swaps the papers.

I wish it would only rain when I wanted it to.

Granted but it's not raining water, it's raining hydrochloric acid, and you don't notice this until too late.

I wish it was July 17 so I could go see HBP.

Granted, but the movie was so terrible that you went out of the theater and hit somebody, causing you to be arrested by the police for assault!

I wish I could get a grand piano!

Granted, but you fall in and the top closes, causing you to be stuck there forever.

I wish my band instructor isn't going to get mad at for missing the fundraiser...

Why don't you like lefty's?

Granted, but they all traveled to Mars and developed amazing technology to come and make all of us rightys left-handed!

I wish my parents would get back together and our life was perfect and they loved eachother and my siblings and everything in life went out to plan and we all lived happily ever after with no more fighting. (Pssh, like that would happen. )

I like left handed people, where did you read that I didn't? I'm left handed! I just mean that there are so many right handed people in the world, it's hard to use all of the products designed for people who use their right hand. That's all.


Granted, but you lose your house in a freak sandstorm. You live in a cardboard box...Sorry!

I know, I'm only joking. My brother was just complaining about the same thing yesterday because he's left handed. And a cardboard box isn't bad, my brother and I have made a house out of it before and "lived" in it for a couple days, haha. And you didn't make a wish.


I wish all my projects would finish themselves and be perfect and I got good grades.

Hahaha I always forget to wish.

Granted, but this is considered cheating and your teachers change your marks to zero when they realize what you've done.

I wish there were more Twilight books!

Granted, but everyone, even the Cullens, die. (You might be able to tell by one of those icons in my signature that I'm not a huge fan of the Twilight series.)

I wish that we still had more and more of Harry Potter books to come and it never ended and they were exquisitely written.

Granted but you get shipped to a mental home because your obsession overwhelms you.

I wish Twilight didn't exist (don't stone me please i just want to see how this can be corrupted ).

harryjpotter, you do realize that when you had the "I sparkle, my name is Pretty Boy" signature, it meant Edward from Twilight, right? Just running that by you...

Granted, but millions of angry screaming teenaged girls mob you and burn your house down for wishing that.

I wish that everyone would turn their lights off for "Earth Hour" which happens to be in 50 minutes here...

If it never existed how could they? And I made that animation, I know it was Edward but it was because I don't like Rob pattinson.

Granted but then the world goes dark and planes crash and cars crash and there is a world disaster and we all die.

I wish the rum was not always gone. (Ah Jack what wonderful quotes)

Haha that was a neat signature, I liked it It was so...hypnotizing...

You didn't specify when it stopped existing. Everyone knew about it and then all the books, merchandise, actors, movies, etc randomly disappeared.

Granted, but then Jack dies of alcohol poisoning.

I wish the Holocaust never happened.

How I wish that too. I won't corrupt that one out of respect for the victims, it's a topic that lies very close to my heart.

I wish that Spongebob would be shown on tv instead of Hannah Montanna.

Yeah I thought about that once I posted the question... Good answer.




Granted, but every night you have nightmares about her. Every night.

I wish that Veritaserum wasn't so empty all the time. *tumbleweed rolls by*

I do anyway!

Granted but it overfills so that there are bugs and your account gets deleted.

i wish there was more cake.

Granted but it tastes funny.

I wish that I could meet Alan Rickman

Granted but he doesn't like you.

I wish i could live on the Sirius star without any health problems or difficulties.

Granted but no one else is there and you get lonely.

I wish the human race was kinder.