Granted, but you miss mandatory test that you have to take to graduate, and you fail because you are not allowed to make it up.


I wish I felt better.

So do I Kiersten...

Granted but you feel so much better that you forget what it is to be ill and then you get gastric flu and die because you can't take it.

I wish I could eat pizza everyday without getting fat or otherwise contracting health problems.

Granted but you get tired of it.

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but you don't get sick ever again so doctors isolate you to study your habits!

I wish that I could go to Europe!

Granted, but you fall off a cliff when you get there.

I wish it wasn't so hot in here!

Granted but you get too cold.

I iwsh I could think up a decent wish.

Granted but you forget it!

I wish I could speak Italian.

Granted but you can't speak english.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

Granted, but you get so hot that you have a heat stroke.

I wish I could download the darn sheet music I want (I can't find it)!

Granted but I steal it because I need more sheet music!!!

I wish I could get peace to write my stories.

Granted, but the peace and absolute serenity around you make you fall asleep and you can't work on your story.

I wish I could've gotten the correct copy of Wuthering Heights from the library.

Darn! That's so true, it did happen to me last night!

Granted but you find it is the most boring thing in the world (I think it's actually a really good book^^).

I wish I didn't feel ill with the gorgeous weather.

Granted but you feel so healthy, you spend all of your time outside and get tons of itchy mosquito (sp) bites.

I wish life wasn't so rushed.

The mosquitoes have landed already. but I have spiders to catch them...

Granted but it goes so slow you get insanely bored.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted: you'll never be hungry, but you'll crave food, so everybody will be eating and you won't be able to eat.

I wish I finished my homework soon.

Granted but it isn't well done.

I wish I wasn't in a bad mood.

Granted, but you become so happy that you annoy people and no one likes you.


I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

That always happens anyway Kiersten. And I annoy myself

Granted but you always need more to keep you busy.

I wish this forum was more active.

Granted, but it'll be active because of spammers. *touches wood*

I wish something that won't happen, happened.

Granted but it isn't as good as you imagined.

I wish things would get better.

Granted, but they gradually get worse.


I wish I could get one of the solo parts in my MTE show.

Granted but you can't perform due to illness.

I wish I could find inspiration to start writing again.

Granted, but you can't stop writing because you are too inspired and write for the rest of your life in solitude!

I wish I could finish my science project! Grrrr.....

Granted. I'm not going to corrupt it because I need to finish a project too. It will be excellent for you!

I wish I didn't have to choose between my MTE performance and attending State Competition for Social Studies fair, and I did excellent at both and made it on time.

Basilisk Fang I would actually love that.

Granted but then neither exists.

I wish the computer programme I am trying to write wouldn't be so tricky.

Granted, but it becomes so easy that hackers can delete it. Sorry!

I wish my brother would stop crying!

Granted, but he starts bugging you.

I wish I could start writing more.

Now that's weird because he is bugging me now and he's not crying anymore! Creepy!

Granted, but you write so much that your hand muscles ache and you need an operation.

I wish I didn't have a sinus infection.

Granted but you have gangreen instead.

I wish I could do household spells to clean up.

Granted, but the broom and the mop form a mutiny against you!

I wish hippogriffs were real!

granted but they don't like you.

I wish I would feel better.

Granted, but you don't feel yourself getting sicker inside your organs....sorry!

I wish I could meet Tom Felton, and that he would fall in love with me and we would live happily ever after!

Granted, but you are in love with someone else and keep it from him your entire life.

I wish I will get an A on my Spanish food thing tomorrow.

Granted, but you can't bake anything else!

I wish I had a million dollars!

Granted, but it's in Monoploly money.

I wish I was a few inches taller

Granted, but grow those inches too fast and your head looks way too big for your body, and you look like one of those bobbleheads.

I wish the weather wasn't so goofy.

True, but it's bloody hot all year around or freezing cold, always being below 0.

Oh, and my wish came true, because I got a 100 on my churros! Yay!

I wish I could live in London!

Granted but you find out how much of a *BLEEEEEP* it really is and trust me I should know.

I wish things could become clearer.

I'm confused on what exactly you mean by your wish, so I'm just going to grant it!

I wish that I'd get some positive feedback soon on my new chapter on my "Rose's Story" fanfic.

Granted but it gets lost because spammers come on vtm.

I wish my partner and I didn't argue every day.

Granted, but you become so absorbed with being nice to each other that you forget about the Harry Potter world! Just trying to mess with you, haha.

I wish my mother didn't have to yell at me so much and turn everything I say negatively at her.

Granted but i can't think straight right now so I will just say that you die and end up as a poltergeist at Hogwarts and you end up marrying Peeves.

I wish I could get well.

Granted, dear, and sorry but I can't corrupt that

I wish I could wish a wish you can't corrupt.

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Syntax error. Your uncoruptable wish has ruined the system. Please wait for the system to restart.

Oh darn now I can't wish anything. I wish the darn system would restart.

Granted, but you all are so loony tonight that it breaks down again. Nice wish Dess, by the way.

I wish I had a new cell phone that worked.

Granted but no one wants to talk to you.

I wish that you don't know what my next wish is! Aha! Corrupt that one!

I'm sorry, but the Corrupt-a-Wish Fairy is on vacation, meaning that your wish will not be granted neither corrupted, which will lead to an unpleasurable illness upon yourself.


I wish I could meet Luna Lovegood and we were best of friends!

Granted but.... Luna gets killed by Draco!

I wish I could eat a fairy cake.

Granted, but the fairy dust on the cake turns you into a fairy, a grouchy and mean one at that.


I wish my head wasn't so congested.

Granted but you get scarlet fever instead.

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