Well, the rules speak for themselves!

Let us continue from the last post in the previous thread, made by X-Girl:

I wish my report would write itself and do a good job too.

Have fun!

Granted, but it will forget to turn itself in.

I wish I wasn't sore from volleyball.

haha, i'm sore from volleyball too.

Granted but that means you're not conditioning hard enough which means you aren't good. So your team loses every game.

I wish I didn't breakout [for the first time after months, how wierd is that] 3 days before the big family party.

granted. but you'll break out after the party.

i wish swimming would start back up

Granted. But you fall ill so you can't get into the pool!

I wish I get a pet lion X3

granted, but it eats you

i wish i had a good book to read

Granted, but most of the pages are missing.

I wish I could fly.

Ooooh this is one of my favourite cursed wishes....
You fly. Your life becomes all about flying; the wind in your hair and the view of all life below. Then one day you go to fly and its gone. No reason, no explanation. You're back to yourself. But now you've seen something bigger how can you back to normality?

I wish I was Lily Potter at 15 years of age.

granted, but you stay at age fifteen for your whole life and everyone around you grows up without you

i wish it wasnt so cold already...summer is not even over yet

Granted, but it is so hot you get heat stroke.

I wish it wouldn't rain on Saturday.

Granted, but it becomes so hot that you aren't allowed to step out of the house.

I wish I finished my Harry Potter action figure collection.

Granted, but then you cannot find any new hobbies and are bored.

I wish I had more sausage.

granted, but then you turn into one and are eaten, quite ironically, by a pig.

i wish i could see ben kweller in concert =]

Granted, but it is so quiet because the speakers are broken and you can't hear it.

I wish I could have something to do today.

granted, but you are so busy that you are swamped with work for 2 years.

I wish I had Drake Bell's new cd and that it worked and that it didn't break AND that I had a stereo that worked with or without batteries (corrupt THAT! )

Granted, but it is a stolen copy and it gets confiscated and you get 6 months in prison.

I wish my back wasn't like injured.

granted, but the rest of you is hurt.

i wish my watch was fixed.

Granted, but it is 30 minutes late and you are late for everything.

I wish both my speakers worked.

Granted but they play the music so loud that you go deaf

I wish soccer season would hurry up and start

Granted, but you can't go to see the game because ou are ill.

I wish I met Rupert Grint and Emma Watson.

granted, but you are so overwhelmed when you see them, you faint and they are gone when you wake up.

i wish i was back on holiday in crete.

Granted, but your flight home is delayed and you end up getting stuck there for the rest of your life

I wish I didn't have to do my science homework

Granted, but then you fail science.

I wish I had more milk so I could make a cup of tea

granted, but the milks gone off and it makes you ill.

i wish i did my homework at the start of my summer holidays.

Granted, but you are so bored after you finish everything and you have nothing to do.

I wish I had a FireBolt that can't break or can't stop working!

Granted but Voldemort jinxed it with a Hurling Hex

I wish my football team would win our tournament

Granted, but you are just sitting in the hospital while they do it because you legs got broken.

I wish summer was longer.

granted, but it rained all the time so you couldn't go out much (like it has here in the UK)

i wish tom felton would whisk me away with him!

Granted, but he isn't what you expected.

I wish I could go to the waterpark with my family.

granted, but you forget how to swim

i wish i could have my GCSE results now please! (look i asked nicely can't it just be granted now without a catch? haha! pleeease!!!:))

lol. sure. granted!

i wish that school will be ok. [starts tuesday!]

Granted, but your spare time isn't.

I wish that i could rap. =]

lol granted but you're not very good.

i wish i could go to the beach

Granted, but then you would get stung by a blue bottle (man those things hurt)

I wish my contract law assignment would write itself so I could stay on VTM!

Granted the Quick Quotes Quill writes it for you and you fail because of all the bogus material that the Quill writes in there.

I wish that my guy was not such a partier!

Granted, but then you become bored with him.

I wish I wasn't such a partier!

Granted but then you become like my guy and become so boring that both of you are featured on the cover of Rolling Stone as the two most boring npeople on the planet..lol

I wish that my belly button did not hurt whenever I got it pierced last week...

granted, but the hole closes up!

i wish my brother would stop messing up my hair

(p.s.thanks j.s. for granting my GCSE result wish without a catch!, shame it didn't work )

Granted, but you forgot to fix it from the last time he did.

I wish I could corrupt wishes better.

Granted, but they start to become harsh and everybody hates you then >: D MUHUHUHAHAHA!!

I wish I had a wish which nobody could corrupt.

granted, but it was the worst, most boring and useless wish that could ever be granted!

i wish i had a more interesting thing to wish for!

Granted, but it was corrupted really badly!

I wish EmmaWatsonOfficial.com worked properly for me.

granted! but then a minute later your computer crashes. :]

i wish that i could speak better french for class.

--x_kc_x--not a problem :] sorry you didn't do as well as you hoped.

ah oui, accordé, mais, alors vous n'avez pas le temps pour visiter le Veritaserum! =] (plus translating this may help a bit)

i wish i got into the advanced class that i need to be in....*sighs*

Granted, but then you get so much homework you have to pull all-nighters like I do to get it all done and you spend the next day with carpet eyes!

I wish I didn't have to pull all-nighters to complete assignments.

Granted but then you hire Dobby to do your assignments for you and he uses the Quick Quotes Quill and you faill all of your courses because of his incompetence..

I wish that some of the people I worked with would become comatose...

Granted, but they never wake up, making your work load incredibly difficult and demanding.

I wish I could sleep instead of staying late and getting tired. *yawn*

Granted you drink 15 pots of coffee and take a months worth of No-Doze and you have the reverse effect of Rumplstiltskin you stay awake for 20 years..

I wish that I could go home soon to see my kids...

granted--no catch =]

i wish i could go to England next year

granted, but it rains, like it has been for the whole of my summer!

i wish the weather would stop being so gloomy and cold and wet and actually be like it should during the summer!(sunny and warm!)