flavoured tea, which had mysteriously

vanished from all of the...

eggs in my kitchen fridge

which grew legs and ran

to Korea. Harry, who had

been before was jealous because

the fridge brought ginny with it.

and ginny wanted the fridge

to bring the bright pink

moths home so she could

Wow, this isn't making any sense at all, lol!! Anyways


Give it to Umbridge so

to keep her cardigan company.

along with those beautiful kittens

that attacked good students. Then,

turned into vampyres and ate

red flavored juice boxes. Suddenly,

ron flew through the window

wearing a dress and corset.

he couldn't breathe so he

punched McGonagall in her face

and tried to turn her

into a pair of scissors.

it was unsuccessful and exploded

Into green slime that ate

the giant squid for a

Tuna fish wouldn't be filling

enough, so it had to

okay guys, to make it easier of anyone wants to read it, i put it all together so far!

... was sparkly. Then Filch came and joined the silent party of fans who realized that they needed some more food in order to fly away. from the evil beasts that tried to eat Cotton Candy. whilst doing a tap dance to the tune of, "Fly" which magically transfigured into a swan that talked and said, "i am your father, please spare me. I am purple but, i wish to be green! Green is the color of the grass, which sways by magical forces, like chocolate and cheese with crackers! would you like some? I am a fanatic about crackers!" so he passed leaflets about crackers around. which exploded leaving huge wholes where the door used to now they had to rebuild the castle to make it hip however, harry got in the way because he was rapping like a madman! everyone ran away to call the cops and when they arrived, no one knew what please men were. Draco sang "This is why big boys dont cry" as hermoine whispered about draco to make harry jealous. All of them were surprised to see dumbledore climb out of his nest that he had built to keep the chickens safe. But the chickens had unexpectedly exploded, leaving many legs and sticky purple goo all over the garden which had magically sprouted miniature golf courses from the many trees that had loved harry but hadn't told minerva that they didnt like chocolate pudding!!!! Then the flamboyant poster of snape failed to ask professor sprout for orange flavoured tea, which had mysteriously vanished from all of the eggs in my kitchen fridge which grew legs and ran to Korea. Harry, who had been before was jealous because the fridge brought ginny with it. and ginny wanted the fridge to bring the bright pink moths home so she could Give it to Umbridge so to keep her cardigan company. along with those beautiful kittens that attacked good students. Then, turned into vampyres and ate red flavored juice boxes. Suddenly, ron flew through the window wearing a dress and corset. he couldn't breathe so he punched McGonagall in her face and tried to turn her into a pair of scissors. it was unsuccessful and exploded Into green slime that ate the giant squid for a Tuna fish wouldn't be filling enough, so it had to

my 5 words- wander into the forest to

find a centuar so it...

my,my,my, isn't that story absolutely pointless! but soooo hilarius!! it's makes no sense and yet you still understand everything that is going on!haha!!!
it has to be the oddest story i have ever read! it's brilliant!

could have a pet giant.

The giant that it found

Was Dumbledore in disguise, who

who was trying a new

way to eat brussell sprouts....

whilst tap dancing naked on

his brother's goats. Meanwhile, Hermione...

needed a new quill so

she went in a shop

and bought a pig instead

and called him Harry Plopper.

(LOL! I saw the Simpson's movie...)

he couldn't swing from webs, so...

(woopsie six words, hope you don't mind!)

he got pig depression and

turned himself into bacon which...

transfigured into steak and was

peeing himself with feat because

he couldnt have the pink

so he went to the

bathroom to drink toilet water.

"yum" he thought, but it could

(woopsie 6 again!hope you don't mind)

not be any better than