Since the last thread is over 1000 posts, here's a bright and shiny new thread for you. The rules are simple- add 5 words (only) to join the last post to make up a wacky story.

Here's the last sentence . Play away!

was sparkly. Then Filch came

and joined the silent party

of fans who realized that

they needed some more food

in order to fly away.

from the evil beasts that

tried to eat Cotton Candy.

whilst doing a tap dance

to the tune of, "Fly"

which magically transfigured into a

swan that talked and said, "

i am your father, please

spare me. I am purple

but, i wish to be green! .....(6 i no! please don't hurt me! haha!)

Green is the color of

the grass, which sways by

magical forces, like chocolate and

cheese with crackers! would you

like some? I am a

fanatic about crackers!" so he

passed leaflets about crackers around.

which exploded leaving huge wholes

where the door used to

now they had to rebuild

the castle to make it hip (six sorry)

however, harry got in the way .....(also 6 woopsie)

because he was rapping like

a madman! everyone ran away

to call the cops and

when they arrived, no one...

knew what please men were.

Draco sang "This is why

big boys dont cry" as

hermoine whispered about draco to

make harry jealous. All of

them were surprised to see

dumbledore climb out of his

nest that he had built

to keep the chickens safe.

But the chickens had unexpectedly

exploded, leaving many legs and

sticky purple goo all over

the garden which had magically

sprouted miniature golf courses from...

the many trees that had

wow, this is one of the best five word stories I've ever read

so... um...


loved harry but hadn't told

minerva that they didnt like

chocolate pudding!!!! Then the flamboyant

poster of snape failed to

ask professor sprout for orange