I will throw my book out the window if....

nothing. I love the books. Anything completely outrageous won'tbe written. I will enjoy the plot unfold. I just hope none of the trio die. I wouldn't mind anything else.

if Jo just used either of these endings:
1) Harry kills Voldemort and everyone he ever killed is brought back again, and Ron and Hermione get together, and Harry and Ginny get together, and they all lived happily ever after, yadiyadiya...

2) And he woke up and it was all a dream.

^^ That would be messed up.

1. If Snape and Hermonie get together.

2. If the book gets written like a bad fan fic

3. If Snape dies.

I would throw my book out the window if....
1.) Any of the trio die.
2.) Ginny dies.
3.) Voldemort lives
4.) Petigrew lives
5.) Harry wakes up and its all a dream
6.) Ron and Hermione don't get togeth AT ALL
7.) Harry never gets back with Ginny

SL28

He...I may not throw it out the window but I would throw it accross the room REALLY hard....

if Harry and Ginny got together. I couldn't bear it.

if any of the trio dies

if Hermione and ron get together

if the story goes back to the HBP cliche

if Voldie lives

if Peter pettigrew lives

let's see:
if Harry, Ron or Hermione dies
if things turned out to be a dream
if Sirius isn't mentioned again
if Harry doesn't at least one time hit Snape as hard as he can
and if there is even the slightest hint that supports the hermione granger and severus snape ship.
I'll throw the book across the room and run screaming down the street.
probably

When it ends.

Okay,

1. If Hermione or Ron or Lupin died.
2. If Crabbe and Goyle started dating.
3. If Hermione and Ron don't get together.
4. If Snape had a secret love in Voldermort.
5. Like you all say if it was a dream then i will throw it out the window and cry!

..........If Harry and Cho got back together

..........If Harry and Ginny had a baby.

..........If Harry died and Voldemort lived.

Well thats pretty much all I can think of for the moment, hahaha hope none of that happens, dang.

I would throw the book out the window if...

Ron and Hermione never got together

Harry and Ginny never get back together

Hagrid,someone outtathe Trio,or any of the other important caracters die.

Snuffles never gets mentioned again

Hermione and Snape start dating

Voldie lives and gets away

Harry wakes up to find it is all a dream(he being 11 years old),and then he receives his Hogwarts letter and says something cheesy like "Oh boy not again!"

Thats pretty much it

I'll throw the book out of the window if...
1.there was a Alice in Wonderland-like ending
2.Any one from the Trio dies
3.hermione gets back with Victor Krum
4.Ginny and Harry don't get back together
5.Pettigrew lives
6.Voldemort and Harry both die

i'll throw my book out the window if...

1. snape dies
2. voldemort wins
3. it was just a dream after all
4. aunt petunia realises the error of her ways and joins the fight against voldemort
5. the ending leaves all my questions unanswered!

if the book ends with harry´s waking up and all was just a dream...
or if it has an open end not telling what will happen to the remaining characters...

...then i´ll find out where JK lives and throw the book through her window...
just kidding!

Phew! I've read the whole thread in one seating! (Took be bloody ages...)

I am heartened at the amount of 'If Lupin dies I will throw the book out the window' replies, because they are completely true.

IF LUPIN DIES...!

Unfortunately, I can't get the fact that some people don't like Lupin/Tonks around my head. They are so cute!!!

Ah, well...everybody's different.

I will also throw the book out the window if Voldie lives. Argh! What kind of an ending would that be?!

"...and the wizarding world never lived happily ever after".

I also agree with whoever said that they wanted a woman to do something other than either pining for a man, being protected by a man, etc...I can just imagine Tonks blasting a Death Eater out of her way!! Though, Hermione's really in to it, and then you have Lily who kind of died for her son and may have been invaluable in saving which, wizard (and muggle) kind...

baz, I can't belive you're read the whole thing! Wow.
I would be honestly sad if Lupin died too, and even more now because of Tonks. Definetly a reason to toss some pages.

I would throw my book out the window if....

-Any of the trio die.
-Voldemort or Peter live.
-Lupin dies
-It has an open ending, that would make me really mad.
-Harry wakes up and it was all a dream.
-Ron and Hermione don't get together
-Harry and Ginny don't get together
-The trio breaks up
-Fred and George die. We all need a little of their humor.
"Why should you be worried about You-Know-Who. You should be worried about U-No-Poo. The constipation sensation thats gripping the nation!" That was a funny sign!

Ginny!

[1. If Ron and Hermoine don't ever end up together
2. If Harry stays with Ginny
3. If there is an open ending
4. If Snape's real reason for killing dumbledore is never revealed
5. If Ron or Hermoine die (lets face it harry is probably going to die)
6. If Voldemort becomes all powerful and there is no hope for the good side
7. If some one takes Voldemorts spot as the dark lord
8. If Bellatrix Lestrange doesn't get punished for the horrible person that she is
9. If Snape had actually outsmarted Dumbledore
10. If Ron doesn't stop being stupid like he has been recently (Ex. Him making out with Lavender Brown because he liked making Hermoine squirm)
11. If we never learn more about Aunt Petunia's connection with Dumbledore
12. If Fred and George bite the big one
13. If Percy becomes power hungry and again rejects his family
14. If Umbridge got her way
I probably can think of a lot more, but these are the most important ones to me right now[font=Verdana][size=1]

Oh yeah I forgot to add:
-If the mean werewolf death eater dude, kills any more people by eating them, or if he has any sort of victory whatsoever, and If he doesn't get his butt kicked in the end

I don't know if I have already said this, but if the following live or kill anyone I'll be SO mad!

*Wormtail
*Voldie
*Greyback

All the rest of the DEs can go to Azkaban or something. Not to offend anyone who is a Lucius fan, because I know there is one on this site.

Question: are you or do you know anyone who is a peter pettigrew fan? Do they exist?

i'll so throw my book out the window if......
-hermione dies
-harry dies
-hermione never tells ron how she feels
-hermione and ron never get together
-if neviel dies
and if harry doesn't get back together with ginny

ive decided that i probably wouldnt throw my book out the window after all.....harry potter means the world to me

although if jkr started writing about slash ships then i might consider it....




well now that you mention it i havent heard of any or met anyone that is a pettigrew fan. hmm....either they dont exist or are very rare. but really who would want to be a pettigrew fan? its his fault that james and lily are dead...he deserves to be killed or get a dementors kiss, what he did is inexcusable (sp?)

First, that was pretty funny ("if Harry and Ron started going....). Anyway I have two scenarios in which I could see myself doing that. Number one: The book ends in some happy, sappy, cheezy way that ruins the serious mature nature that the series has been brought to. Number two: (I heard this somewhere and it made sense) if the entire series was all a dream and Harry wakes up in his room under the stairs or on a bench in the zoo. Although, I must say, if it was a dream that would be really funny.

Ohhh, this is a fun topic to read back! I found my old post from before HBP about why I would throw the book out the window if somethings happened. Let's see...



*Cringes at lack of...well, everything*

Anyway...

1) I still think Harry will die, but I haven't the faintest idea why I was worried that he'd be killed off in the Sixth book, especially after she said she was writing seven. Maybe I meant the last two, and not HBP? Oh well.

I'll keep that on my list of "Things That Would Make Me Throw My Book Out the Window (for Book 7)"

2) Lol, still do. Seems they're all alive and well, so no book throwing. I'll put it on my Book 7 list, though. Will definitely be throwing my book out the window if a favorite Weasley of mine kicks the bucket in Book 7.

3) *Grins* I think I'm pretty safe there.

4) In the Sixth book? Whatever. *Won't question self* And yeah, I suppose I'll keep this one for the next book. It'd be pretty stupid if she had Voldemort still running around by the time the series ended.

5) Nope, not really cliche. I doubt Harry Potter will turn cliche. I think I'm pretty good there.

6) Heh. Definitely some anger/annoyance/angry-book-throwing there. Need I rant more about how she completely destroyed the Ron I loved? Stupid immature boys. *Grumble*

7) I'm surprised I honestly thought I had a chance there. Looking back, it was obvious he was gone. I guess I couldn't really face it. I didn't really throw my book out the window there, just slightly sad and disappointed. He's not coming back for Book 7, I know it now. *Sighs sadly*...(And it doesn't help that I'm listening to that sappy Titanic theme song as I write this. It's really ironically fitting, actually. )

8) Considering she kind of...cut it off, I guess that was sort of what I wanted. Anyway, she didn't waste precious book time on Grawp, and that definitely pleased me. I'm not worried about that for Book 7, so I won't add it.

9) Well, got to keep my book there. Hahahaha. Won't add, don't need to.

I'll add that if Snape and Peter don't play key roles in the next book, I'll be disappointed.

But, the utmost and biggest disappointment would have to be if she doesn't end the Harry Potter series with a bang. It just won't do the series justice if this book isn't the best. You know, when it all comes down to it, I don't really care what happens as long as Book 7 is amazing and incredible book, a good read, and really ends the entire Harry Potter series and fandom at a note of finality, I'm good.

No pressure, JKR.

-It has an open ending

ok, this one would really make me mad. Especially since a main character has died in book #6 and then the rumors of another in #7. NO OPEN ENDINGS!!!

-Harry wakes up and it was all a dream.

Ever seen the movie Click? LOL, Um we really don't need this happening. There has been too much going on for him to finally wake up and realize 'oh, what a dream!' After crying, (yes crying) when I read book 6, I think, in my own opinion, I would be furious to find out it was all a dream.

LOL, but Fred and George..... U-NO-POO!!!

I love that Amyrat151!!!

Anyway, umm, someone mentioned above, but if there was an open ending, I think I would kill myself! (not literally, guys)

Hmm, oh, if J.K turns cliche and all corny! THAT WOULD SUCK! I think I would jump out the window MYSELF.

Eh, that's all I think... I am prepared for the worst

I would throw your book out the window if,
-Ron died
-Harry died
-Voldemort lived
-Harry left Hogwarts
-Draco took Voldemorts place
-Hermione suddenly decided to kill Harry and Ron to join Voldemort...
See Ya
Love Megs

hehehe meggera, i like your "Hermione suddenly decided to kill harry and Ron to join Voldemort" one ... that's funny! (Sorry i had to write it out, i haven't mastered quoting yet! )

The only thing that would make me throw HP out the window is if Harry and Hermione get together. (Like i've said before-it's one of the many things that would cause me to get a plane ticket to England and be a part of the angry mob outside JKR's house!)

I wouldn't throw it out of the window. JKRowling created Harry she knows how it will end!

I loved the first few, the ones from before HBP came out... funny how many of them came true.

Here's my list. I'll throw my book out the window if....


-It all turns out to be a humongous dream, and Harry wakes up at the Dursley's, in the broom cupboard. I HATE it when that happens. And it would be too much for me to take with HP. I'd probably burst out sobbing.

-Snape comes back to Hogwarts. That's just wrong.

-The Trio doesn't end up actually going on their mission to destroy the Horcruxes and is stuck at school or something. ARGH.

-Harry and Hermione got together. No explanation needed.

-Dumbledore comes back. sorry, but it's too Lord of the Rings. Plus, Harry really needs to complete his journey alone... as in, without a mentor like Dumbledore or Sirius.

-Harry and Ginny get back together. That relationship was just.... wierd for me.

-If everyone dies at the end except Harry- the Weasleys, Hermione, Lupin, Moody- and he's left alone. I would cry.


I could come up with so many more. But we can't control what JK will do, can we?

Blaire

hmm not many things would make me throw a HP book out of the window, but there are a couple:
* If ron and hermione never get together (firmly at number 1)
* If the last book is wayyy to out there and doesn't answer the big questions or leaves too many loose ends.

That's it... really!

IF HARRY DIES
THE BOOK IS GONE

I cannot see throwing the book out the window but perhaps I will just throw myself out the window if:

Snape is really good and helps Harry out... Snivellus is bad to the bone so no changes please

Neville doesn't become some sort of hero

Ron and Fleur's sister get together

Dumbledore and/or Sirius come back to life somehow

Voldemort lives in some sort of form or he loses his powers somehow; hey, its all magic

Later all..

Sebastian

Ugh I would NEVER throw my book out of the window!!! EVER!

I'd break down in fits of sobs if:

-Draco died my hero!!

-Voldy lived...grrr!

- Hermione and Ron didn't get together!

- Harry and Ginny stayed together! (Grrr stupid Ginny! Harry and Cho are meant to be!!!)

...if Ron and Hermione don't end up together! Definetly! I'll start screaming when I reach the end and Hermione and Ron don't show their feelings for each other...

I will throw my book out the window if JK Rowling kills off Snape

i don't think i would be able to throw the book out the window seeing as books are my life i might throw myself out the window or maybe throw the book under my bed like i did when DD died! so i'd throw myself out the window if:

fred and george die *tear*

if snape turns out to be good

if harry dies

if ron or hermione dies

if voldy turns out to be a really good guy

if voldy doesn't die

i think that's it! i mean the only thing i wouldn't stand is if the twins were killed that would be to much!

yea i don't think i'll ever throw the book out of the window...hmm..would i?? tahaha...maybe if:

ron, hermione, neville, mcgonnagal, hagrid, and everybody else who supported harry...was on volemorts side...like...EVERYONE was a death eater/future death eater....THAT i might just throw the book out of the window...BUT!!! i do agree with romilda_girl, i want harry and cho to be together!! omgg..HAHA the only reason i have THAT picture on my avatar is because...all the other harry/cho pics weren't as eye-catchy...and plus...this ones kinda dark and...theres blue..i love the color blue sometimes. =P

this is why I would through mine out the window(or at least give my books to the neighbours dog to eat)

If Lupin died

If Lupin and Tonks broke up

If Lucius doesnt get out of Azkaban

If Draco dies for not killing Dumbledore

If Sirius is still alive(If they have him come back it would just be silly)

If Dumbledore is still alive(sad but for the same reasons as the above)

If the final battle is really small and doesnt involve a whole bunch of people

and finally If Zacharias Smith is the heir of Hufflepuff(that would just suck big time)

Well I would NEVER throw my book out of the window but I would be really mad if :

1. If any of the trio got killed off !!!
2. If Voldemort took over the wizardind world !!!
3. If there was no more Quidditch !!!

Thats all I can think of the now.

This is soo cute...

Id throw my book out of the window if...

Non Harry Related...

1) If a really hot guy walked into the room. (Im kinda old. Not really. Just a little. )
2) If a group of hot guys walked into the room!
3)If i were driving and reading and i was about to get in an accident! (No, i really wouldn't read and drive! )

Harry Related...

1) If Harry Died
2) If Voldy lived!
3) If Harry and Ginny dont get back together
4) If Voldy becomes the Minister of Magic! NOOOO!
5) If the book doesn't end the way I want it to!

Okay...
If Harry dies the book is going out the window and into the fire... BURN BABY, BURN!!! Lol... just kidding... maybe...
I would hate it if Harry dies though... I would bet JK would be the most hated person in the world if she killed Harry though so I hope that puts pressure on her not to

Oh and Reecy... Dan Radicliffe could walk into my room and I wouldn't care if I was reading DH.

Well you might want to get that window ready because JKR has alredy said she will not be writing about quidditch anymore.

I would throw DH out the window if...

I would never throw it out of the window! This book is going to cost about $40!

- Phoenix

IF HARRY DIES THE BOOK ITS NOT JUST OUT THE WINDOW IT WILL BE STOMPED ON, TORN,OR RIPPED TO SHREDS and then its out the window with all its lose pages flying out with it...and then i'll go buy another one and read it all over again just 'cos its Harry Potter.
Oh and if Ron or Hermione died its out the window aswell.

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I would throw my book out the window (then jump out after it) if.....

~Harry and Ginny got back together....urgh

~Voldemort did not die.

~Harry was an horcrux.

~Snape turned out evil.

~If there's too many unanswered questions (don't leave me hanging JKR )

i agreed with practically everything! fany_monkey has said. i would be sooooooooooooooooooo sad if gred and forge died. i would be very.....concerned about the whole series if voldy turned out to be good! i do not think that would make a very good ending. and i also agree with romilda_girl in that i really really think that harry and cho should be together and definitely NOT harry and ginny. i really hate them together. cho was being stupid but hey cedric died..people do strange things when they've suffered a loss. i wouldn't blame her. she might just have wanted harry's take on the whole situation at the time. but moving on i would definitely HATE it if harry ron or hermione died!!!! i would actually be relieved though if snape was good because i hate him so far. he's just toooooooo mean,though he does make good points at times. and ron and hermione have been stretching this love thing forever and it would be a reall real shame if they didnt finally just spit it out and tell each other theyre in love and have the book end without their discussion. but by far the most aggrevating thing to happen at the end of the whole series would be if harry died and voldy lived!! that would be the absolute worst ending ever. we grow to love him (in spite of his annoying qualities) and then to have him die at the end and voldy the worst person in the world end up taking over it!! i wouldnt see any point to the series if that happened.i just hope it doesnt but i think i would definitely think about throwing my book out of the window if that happened. that would be the absolute worst thing to happen (after the fact that my 2 favourite characters are already gone and cannot come back).

I would throw it out if hermione died too! Also if harry died! How could i not?

If it was on fire and I was getting burned

If Harry dies

If Voldie escapes

If Dumbledore does not come back(ghost or anything)

if harry has to sacrifice himself to kill voldy

if voldy gets away

if ron or hermoine die

if harry and ginny dont get back together

if ron and hermoine dont get together

if rab is not regulus

1)If the book ended. . ."And it was all a dream. . ." ((which should not happen))
2)If Ron/Hermione/Hagrid dies ((which should not happen))
3)If Hermione/Harry turn out to be brother/sister ((which will not happen))
4)If we don't see Sirius again ((which should happen))
5)If, as some people say, Ron is a traitor. . .

AHH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE 7TH BOOK!!!

ill throw my book out the window if...


-voldy wipes out the entire wizarding world for the sake of fun
-harry has to die to save the world
-the world doesnt become safe by the end and its just one of those books that leave u hanging at the end.
-some screaminghead popped out of my book...
-if a person i hated was standing right outside my window
-if anymore important people died