My dear wizarding job applicants, another round of your new positions has just arrived. So here we come!
Imperio,
it seems that in
you the Ministry of Magic has found another of their dedicated employees. As of now, your new occupation is with the
Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. My warmest congratulations! Only the bravest and most knowledgeable witches and wizards get their positions with this department. Your interest in social studies simply predestines you for negotiations with various magical creatures such as centaurs, werewolves, and particularly goblins. And as we all know, such creatures usually do not dwell in Diagon Alley nor in Hogsmeade and thus majority of your time at the Ministry will be actually spend
out of it, traveling to official meetings with the representatives of the magical creatures. I'm very much convinced that these travels will keep you up-to-date on what matters there are going on in the wizarding world.
I wish you only the creatures that are in good mood while dealing with you.
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Looney_Loo,
the last assistant manager at Flourish and Blott’s fell so much in love with books that he decided to found his own private library and the owner has been thus one employee short for the last several months. But not any more! With your passion for books you will make an excellent
assistant manager at Flourish and Blott’s who will be much helpful to all the confused eleven-year olds at their scramble for their first Hogwarts’ spell books. And of course, not only to them. There has been a rumor that Gilderoy Lockhart has been finally released from St. Mungo’s and immediately published
How I Nearly Defeated a Basilisk: On the Dangers of Backfiring Wands which became a bestseller. So get ready for a flood of his female fans, too.
Except for the beginning of a new school year, and maybe Lockhart’s new books, the shop is a nice quiet place where you will be able to spend majority of your time reading through the shelves and shelves of books. From time to time, you will have to close the shop for a while, though, and travel to some foreign countries in search of new publications on exotic issues. So in the end you will be able to visit a country or two.
I wish you floor-to-ceiling bookshelves and as little
The Monster Book of Monsters in your store as possible.
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Mundu,
there have been great personal changes at the Ministry of Magic recently. At one moment the situation looked so serious that there were rumors that even Kingsley Shacklebolt himself was to resign. And for some time
you were contemplated as the new candidate for his post. Unfortunately, at the interview you were careless enough to reveal the one information about yourself the committee did not want to hear, that you are useless with decision making.
But don’t you ever lose hope. The committee has finally decided to give you the job of a
Junior Assistant of the Minister, as the job has been vacant since Percy quitted.
And now, I’ll tell you a little secret. Your new job is far more better than that of the Minister himself. Let’s face it, for the majority of time you will be doing the Minister’s job anyway, but won’t be that much in the spotlight. And even from behind the Minister you will be able to do much good in the world, don’t worry. While performing the job, I’m positively convinced that your decision-making will improve considerably, thus predestining you to become the next Minister of Magic.
I wish you all the best with doing the good in the wizarding world.
PS: Actually, it really doesn’t hurt to mention more characters than required in the question. In this case it is even easier to find the proper job for you. As for your answer to the question no. 15, you are welcome.

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becky12,
at Hogwarts, when they heard about your passion for sports and flying they couldn’t resist and had to hire you as their new
Quidditch coach and flying instructor, even more so that Madam Hooch had finally accepted the post of a coach with the Pride of Portree team. My warmest congratulations! Having some knowledge of the Hogwarts students I can guarantee that you will enjoy many a laugh with them during their practice.
When at Hogwarts, please give my best regards to Severus’s portrait in the Headmaster’s office. Thank you.

All I can wish to you is the students who possess more talent than poor Neville at his first lesson.
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gina hp iz ace,
I am proud to announce that you have become Hogwarts’ latest extension of their staff. With Hagrid becoming full-time Care of Magical Creatures Professor, Hogwarts has been in a great need to fill their vacancy of the
Keeper of Keys and Grounds. Well, I’m happy to say that in
you they have found the best gamekeeper imaginable. Congratulations! All the better that your favorite place is Hogwarts, being around all the time you will encounter many opportunities to explore all the crooks and crannies of the grounds. And if you are so much determined to help your friends, who knows, maybe one day in the first year there will again appear a person who will appreciate your help and friendship as it happened so many years ago to Hagrid.
Enjoy the job, just beware of Blast Ended Skrewts, but I’m sure you will handle them.
PS: I hope this comes soon enough for you.

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hallowguy7,
I hope you like dragons because you have been just appointed a
dragon specialist at Gringotts. One of the reasons the goblins have chosen
you, out of the whole bunch of other applicants, is you having leader qualities, which are essential while dealing with dragons. The goblins were also pleased to see that you like to be active, as running away, in other words being pretty active, from the raging dragon sometimes is the only possible means of dealing with the unmanageable situation. Well, let us hope that you will have to run from the dragon as little as possible.
Also, I would like to suggest, that while at Gringotts you may carry out your personal sociological research on the coexistence of various magical creatures at one workplace. I would be mighty interested in the results.
Good luck at Gringotts and please while there could you let them know that I would like to come to withdraw my savings? Many thanks.

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Gryffindor Head Girl,
hurray, hurray, let's prepare firewhiskey, and elf-made wine, and get us ready for a party! The Auror Department welcomes their new
Head Auror! For quite a long time they have been searching for the right person, but finally here you come. We all know that, in Professor McGonagall words, the Auror Department only takes the best. But your quick thinking and Outstanding grades have impressed the committee to a such an extent that they hired you immediately. They have recognized your Gryffindor brave heart, readiness to face challenges and even your ambitions to be in the spotlight and become famous. Don’t worry, as the head of such a prestigious department you are bound to be famous one day.
I would like to wish you only such a number of dark wizards, that fighting them will keep you in good condition but will never put you in a great danger. And remember,
even if in danger,
Expelliarmus!

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gryffindor-girl43,
one of the reasons of the regular unsuccessful performance of the Chudley Cannons at any Quidditch match is the poor health of their players. And so a decision has been made and many applications accepted. But out of all of them only
you were able to persuade the team’s coach that your healing skills is exactly what the team is lacking. My warmest congratulations on becoming
Chudley Cannons healer! Having seen for myself the condition the players are in, Beater
beaten, Seekers nearly
lost in their inner worlds, Chasers
tired from the constant chasing - you’ve got the picture I guess - there is a plenty of hard work now in front of you, increasing the physical and psychical sides of the players. But with your interest in psychology and ability to help the others to get better when hurt, I believe you will perform beautifully.
With you the condition of the team will increase incredibly and who knows, they might even win a match or two in future. So good luck!
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JellyBelly,
although I think that Firebolt is a reasonable choice for a broomstick, the demand in the market is still high and new types of broomsticks are constantly sought for by people of all ages. I’m not afraid to say that with your skills and qualities you will become a
broomstick inventor the wizarding world has not encountered in ages. Congratulations! Your passion for reading will prove immensely handy as you will have to read
a lot in order to improve the existing broomsticks’ qualities, be that their speed, shape or aerodynamic characteristics. What goes without saying is that once invented you will be more than welcome to test the broomsticks at a Quidditch pitch of your own choice and preference. And just imagine how many Hogwarts students you will please with your inventions and how much they will admire you to have done something worthwhile.
Good luck with the job. All you need is clear mind at inventing followed by clear sky at the testing.
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zwillo,
sad but true, accidents are as frequent in the wizarding world as they are in the Muggle one. Thus, St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries is constantly hiring new Healers. They are happy to announce that you have just become their new
Healer on the ground floor - artefact accidents. Wizards will never cease being clumsy and cauldrons will never stop exploding, neither wands backfiring. Consequently, the Healers have all the time both their hands full of casting healing spells and brewing potions. None of these should cause you any significant trouble, though. I’m also sure that you will have plenty of opportunities to visit both Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley; the former to see some of your prospective patients unable to transport themselves to St. Mungo’s, the latter on your regular shopping tours for potion ingredients.
I’m highly convinced that your two daughters will look up to their mum who is such a good Healer. Also the patients will get better with such an experienced Healer around them.
Good luck and let us both hope that someone will soon invent an
AntiClumsy charm.
PS: Thank you for the compliment. You are welcome.

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Ignatius,
can’t wait to tell Tom, the barman at Leaky Cauldron, that I have found him a new
chambermaid. He will be exhilarated! Well, let’s face it, since the last chambermaid quitted some months ago, the place has come to resemble 12, Grimmauld Place, more than ever. With your liking of cleaning you will be simply perfect, casting a spell here, enchanting dishes there and in general putting the place to the state it used to be in, that is “dark and shabby.” Because believe me, now the place is far more beyond shabby. And
if some of the guests will find it problematic to comply with the cleaning rules you will simply exercise your Filch-like attitude, and this should take care of them.
I hope your job will satisfy you and if not, you can always visit 12, Grimmauld Place just to a exercise a little bit of extra cleaning simply for the fun of it.
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arsenaly,
the Ministry of Magic is full of officials and clerks but, believe it or not, they are desperately lacking maintenance people who are able to take care of accidental spells, repair out-of-order fireplaces or retrieve strayed interdepartmental memos. Once you have presented your skills with the practical side of life, performing repairing charms and casting corrective spells, you were warmly welcomed at the Ministry as their new member of the
Magical Maintenance. Though I’m deeply confident about your skills when it comes to handling things when they go wrong, I will advise you to have some of the weather-repairing spells ready at hand. Last time, someone tried to deal with this regrettable condition in the Ministry offices, it was Ron, and let us face the truth, he did not help the situation much.
Congratulations on your new occupation!

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Roman_tic,
the shopkeepers and shop assistants in Diagon Alley will be thrilled to welcome yet another of their sort among their midst. I am happy to announce that as of now you are a new
shop assistant at Eylops Owl Emporium. My sincere congratulations accompany the announcement as only a true animal-lover can run this shop. But if, by any chance, you get a little bit tired of all the birds and their constant hooting, you can always go and visit Weasley Wizard Wheezes which are just next door at number 93. I am sure you will enjoy a lot of fun there playing jokes with George to both of your hearts contents.
Enjoy your new job along with the Diagon Alley, and remember that even Sirius got his owl at
Eylops Owl Emporium. And you know what the says, “the bird bites.” So, careful about your fingers, that’s all I can wish to you.
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Vontsje,
at St. Mungo’s, when they saw your application enumerating all your sills and qualities they simply couldn’t resist and had to immediately hire you as their new
potions mistress for brewing healing potions for all the hospital’s floors. Though you stress your interest in transfiguration it is generally believed that potion making is a way of transfiguration too as you change one substance into another. Though I am clueless for where you as a witch have learnt about Muggle chemistry, I am definitely convinced that this experience will help you immensely at potion making. While at St. Mungo’s, you won’t be confined to the store room or brewing cabinet only, quite the opposite, you will be able to go to see your patients frequently and administer your potions to them in person. On these occasions you will also be able to talk to them and in general uplift their state of mind.
My warmest congratulations! I wish you as few spilt potions or exploded cauldrons as possible.
PS: I hope this job sounds nice enough.

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HermioneGyrl2251,
there is no other occupation in the whole wizarding world where you can be more useful than becoming a
Healer at St. Mungo’s fourth floor. Congratulations! Though it can be sometimes a sad place with witches and wizards suffering from spell damage such as unliftable jinxes and hexes and incorrectly applied charms, with your studious mind and thus great knowledge and readiness to help people to live well, I am convinced you will become and excellent Healer. One that your patients will be looking forward to seeing again.
I wish you to be able to make your patients' lives brighter.
PS: Let me tell you that I love your answer to question no. 6.
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Theresa Cooper,
the other day, I was just strolling down the Diagon Alley contemplating what ingredients I needed to buy for my potions when, all of a sudden, I bumped into George Weasley. He looked rather sad, which has been usual recently I must admit, so I suggested a goblet of elf-made wine. After two or three of them he confessed to desperately missing Fred not only as a brother and a fellow prankster, but also as a co-inventor at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. I was lucky to have your job application on me at the moment and so I showed it to him. You can’t believe how much it cheered him up. He wanted to hire you immediately. And so, if you are satisfied with my decision, I am most pleased to tell you that tomorrow morning you can go to your new job which is an
inventor at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. I hope you don’t have any objections as George was simply thrilled to see how creative and wild and free you are. I am convinced the two of you will come up with many an interesting new items.
Good luck with your job. And remember, the more happy the Hogwarts students will be with your inventions, the more annoyed Filch will be by the very same thing.

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My dear applicants, that’s all for now. I know there are still some job applications desperately waiting to be sorted out. As I have said earlier, I work on the first-come-first-served basis, and to those not sorted yet their brand new jobs will arrive in a day or two. I thank you all for your patience. Should you have any concerns, problems, questions or should you want to contact me because of any other reasons, please do so via
PM/owl. I will get back to you. Also, thank you for leaving anything else than your answers
out of this thread.
Edit: In other words, I'd be thrilled to read about your reactions to the new occupations in your PMs.

Till next sorting.
~Jana