Ok this is a new game I thought about yesterday...

I'll tell you an action, and you will describe your reaction to it, for example:

Harry dancing in the Great Hall

Reaction: I'd laugh at him and then join him until everyone joins in and we all have a party that lasts 2 weeks...

LOL ok so I hope you like this, here it goes:

Hermione wearing a chicken suit and bossing everyone in the Gryffindor common room around...

Reaction: Everyone's starts laughing, Hermione doesn't know why unitl Ron tells her her knickers are showing!


Action: Voldemort is in the bath playing with his rubber ducky......

Reaction: I'd take a picture and post it all over the newspapers in the wizarding and muggle worlds! And he'd cry until he dies!

Harry standing just outside your window and smiling creepily...

Reaction: Since I am assuming he's in the muggle word, then I'd call the police on him...what a pervert lol!!

Snape making an appointment for the hairdressers but getting cross 'cos they can't fit him in for a week!

I'll start laughing and pointing at him until he becomes so frustrated that he starts to cry (or jinxes me... Hahaha!)

Harry kissing Lavender Brown.

I would politely tell him that it is not in his best interest to be kissing Lavender, as "Har-Har" is the way a pirate laughs, not a suitable nickname.



Ronald Weasley finding the cure for cancer

The wizarding world and muggle world untie and co-exist in perfect harmony, unfortunately because there is no dark lord to kill off the wizards and no cancer to kill off the muggles it's getting mighty crowded around here...oiy get of my foot!

JK Rowling has written a prequel to HP PS!!

Lots of killings. People would crowd all the bookstores in the world only to find out about the relationship of James and Lily, how Lord Voldemort came to power, and why Sirius never got married. That's something I'd like to know... Not enough books, people robbing each other just to get the books, utmost caos!

Hermione playing seeker for Slytherin.

since she's not very good at flying she looses and every gryffindor begins to tell her off for playing with the enemy


dumbledore dancing the YMCA

well, i say "we've got a police officer, an American Indian chief, a construction worker, a member of the military, a biker, and a cowboy, why not have a wizard aswell!" and then i gather my friends and we all join in wih the YMCA actions! hehe!

Hermione not having done any of her homework, talking back to the teachers and running around Hogwarts causing havock and pulling pranks on everyone.

accuse her of being fred and george in disgues. then make her drink veritaserum to see what she's acting that way

fred and george getting in a huge row

Before the arguement can go any further get someone to call out "group hug!" and enforce it on everyone in the vicinity. By the time everyone has participated they will have forgotten what they were argueing about!

Harry, Ron and Hermione trying to form a band.

everyone booing them off the stage because none of them have any musical talent

a muggle inside of hogwarts

She becomes the school's Mary/Gary Sue and everyone falls in love with him/her making Harry-Ron-Draco/Hermione-Ginny jealous and we all hate her!

A tv show about the Marauder's lives?

Reaction: I'd cry when they showed how they all died. Boo hoo

Neville spouting off plant knowledge in the great hall.

Reaction: I'd use petrificus totalus on him... that would shut him up for a while...


Acton: Hermione running around like a crazy outside screaming, "Snowing, snowing, snow snow snow!!!!!" when its in the middle of May!

Reaction: Ron and Harry would drag her to the Hospital Wing while she still cries "snow! snow!" and I'd just laugh

action: grawp dancing the salsa in the middle of the Great Hall, knocking everyone around down...

Reaction: I'd yell and run all over the place, and then go get Hagrid. Hehe. I'll be more decent next time. lol

Action: Crookshanks following you everywhere and settling himself comfortably in your way everytime you want to do something (haha).

Reaction: I'd step over the cat, find Hermione, and tell her to keep her stupid cat out of my way or i'll kick it next time it gets in my way!!!! (sorry... that was a little harsh... )

Action: Madame Pomfrey telling the visitors in the Hospital Wing to stay as long as they wanted, and not to worry about the person's rest.

Grab a video camera and secretly film her doing this and then place the blackmail tape under McGonagall's door so that she could see that Madame Pomfrey only cares about testing out new dangerous potions on the students and using them as guinea pigs for the experiments that her and Snape are cooking up...

Draco, Crabbe and Goyle forming a rap band with Draco as the lead singer and they sing "Gin and Juice" (for those of you not old enough to know this song it is a rap song by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg from the early 90's)

I'd frown and then I'd boo them when they're on stage and tell everyone at hogwarts to throw tomatoes at them...and then we would make a mosh pit and everything would turn into a huge disaster!!

Action: JK Rowling revealing that she didn't write the HP books, but she stole the copies from a weird hobo and published them as their own...

I'd be very dissapointed big time if that were true, I would black ball her all together and form a world wide group of "JK Haters" so she could never seel another book ever again no matter how good they were.....

Hermione and Ginny posing as Harry and Ron and going around committing crimes that the guys ultimately get blamed for while the girls laugh it off....

Reaction: I laugh myself silly when I see Rons recaction.

Action: Tom Felton anounces that he is gay.

Reaction: Set him up on date with dumbledore

Action: Voldermort invites you around he's place for some coffe'

Reaction: Change my name and move to The Czech Republic or Swaziland (which does exist)

Action: You find out that you have the ability to bring people back form the dead.

Reaction: Not to anything. It's just so much trouble. And not tell anyone, or else I'd have to move to Swaziland with you, Jackie.

Action: Your best friend leaves you for the Death Eaters.

Reaction: I would cry. Then I might Imperio her to be my best friend again!!

Action: Draco takes your Firebolt and puts it in the Room of Requirement when it's a big room of hidden stuff.

Reaction: I put Draco under the Imperious Curse and make him go get my broom!

Action: You win the lottery!

Reaction: I would be really happy and I would buy myself and my family cool stuff. And we would go on an awesome vacation.

Action: Voldemort sends you a letter asking you to give him a makeover.

Reaction: Grow an afro and move another planet with banana-man .
Action: Your comtuter blows-up.

Reaction: Cries hysterically, buries the computer, gives it a funeral, then goes and uses one of the other computers in my house.

Action: All of the sudden your hair turns bright purple and has electric green and neon orange highlights. There is nothing that you can do to reverse this and dying your hair another color is not possible. Neither is wearing a wig or shaving your head or moving to another planet.

Reaction: I wear cloths in a maching shade of purple and spike my hair so it looks even cooler.
Action: You see Will Smith sitting at a both in Applebees (sp?).

Reaction- Double take, get his autograph and just sit for the rest of the night, thinking "I've got Will Smith's autograph!!!"

Action- Draco stands outside your window and sings you love songs.

Teeehhhee I'd invite him in for something to drink...

Reaction: Tell him to go away and stop singing those songs. I've never been a big Draco fan.

Action: Professor Slughorn annouces that he is going on a diet.

Reaction: You run to the window to see if there are any flying pigs out and about.

Action: Your scarf becomes possed and trys to strangle you.

Reaction: try to find some scissors and cut the thing and burn it and throw the ashes in a river... *is scared of scarf*

Action: waking up in the middle of the night and finding just beside your bed that gigantic clown Parvati Patil conjured up in the PoA film looking at you!... creepy...

Reaction: Screams really loudly then uses karate skills (which I really don't have) to beat clown up.

Action: Bellatrix comes back from the dead and wants to be your best friend.

Reaction: I say "Hell no, you killed Sirius!" and I take out my wand and do a little AK and she's back to the dead! Or I'd just probably flee the country...

Action: Your Hogwarts letter arrives...a little too late! Saying you should start from 1st year, no matter what your age is...

Reaction: Jump up and down in joy (no matter what year I'm in)

Action: Sirius begs you to date him

Reaction: I'd be like "stop begging, I will, of course, go, God of everything that's hot and cool!" and then I'd kiss him...

Action: they tell you that if you don't give up Harry Potter for ever, you'll have blue skin and an orc's face for the rest of your life... yeah, random!

Reaction: I'd, uh, wear a bag over my head or something. There is no way that I'd give up Harry Potter!

Action: Ronald Weasley announces that he is starting his own Quiddtich Team and you can join it only if you dye your hair bright red and use gel to spike it up.

Reaction: I'b be still kicking it and then I'd cry loud .

Action: Your most-hated-subject teacher give you an essay as homework with only two days for do it about some topic and it has to have about 20 pages.

Reaction: I'd go crazy, but get it done as quickly as possible.

Action: One of the actors in the Harry Potter movies quits and they ask you to take over their part.....

reaction: I guess if were a female part I would definately take the part, give me just that many more chances to get close to Draco . It would be fun I guess to star in an HP flick....

Action: In honor of being such a big fan of the HP enterprise, the movie producers are having a parade in your home town featuring all of the charactors. Afterwards everyone comes over to your house and throws one heck of a house party and destroy your house its not looking good especially when the police show up.......

Reaction: I would not be happy at all. Lol. I would fume.

Ok, I don't know what to do. So here's a complete random
one...

Action: You meet my pale-faced math teacher Mrs. McPhee.
(I love Mrs. McPhee!!! )

Reaction: I remind her that you're madly in love with her.

Action: You wake up and your friends have colored on your face with a marker that apparently does not come off (your friends didn't know this).

Reaction: I'd freak out and try to scrub it off, but since I couldn't I'd be embarresed.

Action: You meet me. (Lol!)

Reaction - I'd ask what you were doing in my house or what I was doing in yours! Hahaha jks

Action - You FINALLY understand what the full formula "E=MC squared" even though you are only in 7th grade and you know more about the human ear than your science teacher does. (Need I remind you that this teacher teaches life science, organics, chemisty, biology, advanced biology, and is a Speech and Drama coach)

REACTION: E=MC2? Isn't that Mariah Carey's new CD?

ACTION: (if you're male) You are asked to stand-in for Dan in the play Equus, would you?

(if you're female) You are asked to stand-in as the leading lady to Dan in the play Equus, would you?

Reaction: Most definately yes I would be a stand in as a leading lady to Dan's part...And then I would make sure the actual leading lady fell ill or something then I would take the part as the main leading lady *teehee*

Action: You are attending Hogwarts and Draco asks you to be his "girl" and he promises you the world (money, riches, fame, popularity)