Ok, I know there's a similar game on another HP site, but I've made it a bit different.
All you have to do is pick the month you were born in, then the day, and finally your favourite Ice Cream. You'll end up with a funny sentence!

Month:
1 I snogged
2 I married
3 I insulted
4 I threw a book at
5 I ate
6 I made
7 I licked
8 I kicked
9 I punched
10 I sang to
11 I hypnotised
12 I drew on

Day:
1 My rabbit
2 My dentist
3 A pencil
4 My cat
5 My TV
6 My Playstation
7 An elephant
8 A jar of mayonnaise
9 A tub of butter
10 My doctor
11 My best friend
12 A spider
13 A piece of chewing gum
14 Some spaghetti
15 A beach ball
16 A peanut butter sandwich
17 A glass of lemonade
18 My toilet
19 My goldfish
20 A teddy bear
21 A sponge
22 A fork
23 My maths teacher
24 A piano
25 A chair
26 My homework
27 My PE teacher
28 A policeman
29 A pigeon
30 A bouquet of flowers
31 A smelly sock

Favourite Ice Cream:
Vanilla Because I'm crazy
Chocolate Because I had nothing better to do
Strawberry Because I was drunk
Mint Because I was given £50,000 to do it
Rocky Road Because I am evil
Fudge Brownie Because I was angry
Other Because I can do what I like
None of the above Because my imaginary friend told me to

Here's mine:
I insulted a jar of mayonnaise because I am evil!!!

I snogged a policeman because I'm crazy!

I like yours better, though

I kicked a pigeon because I was given £50,000 to do it....

I'd love someone to be 7/23 strawberry!!

heres mine.

I hypnotised a pencil because I can do what i like.

I married my best friend because my imaginary friend told me to.

Well, mine is:

I ate My maths teacher Because I had nothing better to do

Haha! Here's something funny to do when you are bored at class. I think i will hand these out to my statistics class!


I insulted my goldfish because i had nothing better to do!

I'm going nuts!...

This is scary...

I licked my P.E teacher because my imaginary friend told me so

I married My PE teacher Because I was given £50,000 to do it

haha! Love it!

Good thing my PE teacher is a guy! lol

I licked my goldfish because I'm crazy! LOL!!!
That's hilarious!

I drew on a peanut butter sandwich because im crazy! hee hee

I threw a book at my dentist because someone paid me $50,000 to do it.

COOL! I would like to see a 2/8 Rocky Road!

Ok, this one is for my friend...
I married a piano because i was drunk!

These are all pretty funny well here's mine..

I ate my toilet because I was drunk....

OMG, that one's funny! lol This game rocks! hehe

Ok then, here's mine:
I threw a book at my homework because I'm crazy.
Hm... Rather interesting. Very likely, throwing a book at your homework... hehe.

I did one for the holidays with random ice-creams.

Christmas: I drew on a chair because I was drunk.
Halloween: I sang to a smelly sock because I can do what I like.
Valentine's: I married some spaghetti because I was given 50 000 to do it.
New Year's: I snogged my rabbit because I had nothing better to do.

This seriously made my day.

Okay, I am so bored. Here's more for your entertainement:

Nov. 21st (for HBP): I hypnotised a sponge because I am evil. ... typical.
Christmas Eve: I drew on a piano because I was angry.

Ha ha ha
This is mine

I married my Docter because I can do what I like

2/10/other

<3 Jill

Mine's not as great as some of the others on here:

I kicked my chair because my imaginary frined told me so.

Mine isn't even funny **sulk**

I made a pencil because I had nothing better to do!

I couldn't resist... This is yesterday's date with the ice-cream I had.

I married my toilet because I'm crazy.

Okay, I'll stop now!

Two of the three voices in my head say you need a life.

Well, apparently I kicked a glass of lemonde because I was given £50,000 to do it.

Give me fifty thousand quid and I'd do that any day!

harry_potter_luvr_4life - seriously, have a sense of humour.

harry_potter_luvr_4life- what? I have a feeling that wasn't part of the game.

Move on, everyone.

harry_potter_luvr_4life, it will only make sense if you read the first post and understand what the game is. please don't offer any comments that are offensive to members. In these situations, it's best to keep your opinion to yourself and find another game in the Quidditch Pitch that appeals to you.

Wow! Mine is weird! These are all so funny!

I licked an elephant because I can do what I like.

Hahaha!

Mine is "I married my maths teacher because I had nothing better to do." Weird, huh?

I read the rules. That was my joke. Anyways... My new one is "If you're rich I'm single."

But- that's not the game is it? You're supposed to look at the first page and for your month and day of birth and favorite ice-cream there are phrases, and you put them together and it makes a funny sentence...

hahaha this is GREAT!!! here's mine...
I ate my best friend because I had nothing better to do.
heehee. that's funny. here's my sister's...
I ate an elephant because I can do what I like. HA!


Dementoid1, you should make another list of things.

I've seen things like this, but I have to say that this one's my favorite.

mine is:

11/17, i don't like ice cream so I figured that falls under the none of the above category.. plus it's funnier.
I hypnotized a glass of lemonade because my imaginary friend told me to.

I have issues...


haha, thanks Witherwings for posting those, it made my day... and don't feel like you have to stop, because they are amusing.

Here are some of my own:

Fourth of July (shout out to all the Americans like me out there ):
I licked my cat because I was drunk

New Years Day:
I snogged my rabbit because I had nothing better to do

New Years Eve:
I drew on a smelly sock because I am evil.

"I hypnotised a sponge because I can do what I like."
Mmmm ... interesting, interesting.
Haha!

Hello people! Okay here's mine:

I kicked my dentist because I had nothing better to do.

That is odd.... I mean who would kick their dentist? Sure if pain was inflicked upon you, but it's for your own good.

I went on strike even though I don't have a job.

Just thought of something.

Here is my funny sentence:
I insulted my maths teacher because my imaginary friend told me to.
Ha!Ha! That sounds very funny but it would make a poor excuse for me to do that.

I'll try to make a funny one.

The voices in my head say that you're kinda cute.

Just really random. It was the first thing in my head.

Leja dear, your supposed to use the key thingie in the first page

this is my moms, it's kinda funny

I drew on a pencil because I can do what I like

I licked my cat because i was angry...... haha

Here's mine. I hypnotised my best friend because I was given £50,000 to do it.

I kicked a glass of lemonade because my imaginary friend told me to.

Leja

I snogged a smelly sock because i was drunk ---

I married my homework because i can do what i like

Here's my mum's sentence: I hypnotised a tub of butter because I was drunk!!!

I punched my goldfish because my imaginary friend told me to.


here's my partner's:
I sang to my playstation because I'm crazy.

hehehe this is a funny game.

Mine: I licked a jar or mayyonaise because i had onting better to do haha.

This is my best friends: I married my toilet because i had nothing better to do HAHA

My moms: I snogged my homework because i was drunk
some of these are totally mad!!

This is funny! Here's mine:
I made a teddy bear because I was given £50,000 to do it! Ha ha this game is hilarious.

What a remarkable game

Best friends:
I married my toilet because i was drunk.

Mama's:
I hypnotised a pencil because i can do what i like.

Daddy's:
I sang to a bouquet of flowers because i am evil.

Me:
I ate a spider because i can do what i like.

*Giggles* Ingenious. The best part is, that sounds just like something my best friend, mother, and father would say!

I punched a rabbit because I am evil! Haha.

I licked A jar of mayonnaise because I'm crazy

I ate my toilet because my imaginary friend told me to.

haha!! mmm.... tasty!

I kicked a chair because I am evil...

Not as funny as some, but all the same

I snogged a beach ball because I was given £50,000 to do it! Haha!