1.Run through the store, pretnding you are chasing somthing, knocking over people and displays. When the people working at the store ask what you were doing say that you were chasing a squirl. Not only will they kick you out , they will mount an expidition for said squirl.

2. (only works for girls) walk up to a young couple you don't know and slap the man in the face wailing, "Who is she?!?" pointing at the girl befor running away crying.

3. Go to a randome ile, open a randome box, and give out samples to randome people.

4. Buy somthing really expencive(e.g. flat screen T.V., Nintendo Wii, Big Multi-speeker Boom box...you get the idea) and pay in small coins. After a good long while the cashire will ask, " Don't you have a checkbook or a credit card aor big bills or somthing?!?!?"
You say,cheerfully,"Yes but my change jar was getting awffly full and , besides, your open 24 hours right?" at that point the man behind the counter will begin to hit his head on the counter- you may not get kicked out but you should be able to get the man carted off to St. Mungos.

5. Put you hand in you pants pocket and ball it up into a fist. walk quickly tward the exit and they should stop you and tell you to turn out you pockets witch is when you can show them that you haven't nicked anything

6. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

7. Challange other costmers to duels with tubes of giftrap.

8. Put M&M's on layaway.

9. Move the "Caution: Wet Floor!" sighns to carpeted areas.

10. Ramdomly throw things into neighboring aisles.

11. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

12. Attempt to fit others into very larg gym bags.

13. Two words: Marco Polo.

14. Turn all the radios to the Polka station, turn all the volumes up to '10' and than turn them off...and wait...

15. Start a game of Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

16. Play with the atomatic doors.

17. When the person behind the counter scans the bar-codes on a item day"Wow! Magic!" (hehehe)

Haha mint topic!! I like yours about the squirrel! Hmm, let's see if I have any ...

* Get an airhorn and keep setting it off in random people's ears
* Get a basket full of food and set a picnic blanket up in the middle of an aisle and start eating
* Shoplift ... obviously
* Go with a mate and get a trolley. Get one person to push the other (the other is in trolley) and push the trolley into one of those pyramid displays that took hours to set up
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Okay so they're pretty bd, but I'll come back if I think of some better ones!!

Haha, I love this topic.

1) Pretend to stuff candy bars in your jacket pocket, then point and laugh at the camera and say you were just joking.

2) Open up the make-up and lip gloss and try them on, and if questioned say "I thought it was free samples."

3)Change into clothing that you got off the rack and put your old clothing on the hanger and then walk out the store. When the alarm goes off, complain that you thought that they had an exchange policy.

4) Race carts through the aisles.

One of my friends told me this one. May not work for Wal-Mart as much but definately works for smaller stores!

Go up to the counter, and take something off the counter (like a chocolate bar, but preferably something a tad expensive and not edible). Important: MAKE SURE THE PERSON BEHIND THE COUNTER SEES YOU!!! Now walk around the store for a couple of minutes, not too long or they'll forget they saw you. Now, put whatever you took from the counter and hide it on a random shelf. Then start to walk out the door. The person will yell to you. Ignore them but slow down and insure you stay inside the store doors. They'll call security, and when security searches you make a big fuss! "Stop harassing me! I'll sue! etc. etc."

There! Hope it "helps"!

Hehe, very funny topic!

Surefire ways to get kicked out of wal-mart:

- Go to where they have one of the store phones and pick it up and put it on loud speaker. Then start singing loudly a very crude rap song like "I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brother's can't deny".

- Walk in, go to food isles, grab snacks. Go to sporting goods and pick up a tent, a folding chair, a fishing pole and a sleeping bag. Set up camp in the entertainment center and sit back and relax.

- Grab a fishing pole and go fishing in people's carts. See if you can hook a t-shirt or pair of shorts.

I got a bunch, but I can't remember the exact details. I'll be back with more.

Uhhh what's calvinball?

Anyway this one is odd and dangeous, but most certinally you would get kicked out.
Set fire to the babieque section

Find a way to block all security cameras from working and bring in alot of people who used to steal and got caught. Tell them that the cameras are off and if they steal you confess.

Live in Wal-Mart and get caught

Okay this just occured to me and it's gross, but you will most certinaly get kicked out. Only for BOYS, which am not (thank you god!). You pee in a very public area of Wal-Mart.

I don't know how many other countries have freedom to assemble in protest and stuff, but I know for a fact it won't work in the USA. Gather all Potter fans and go to random people saying that Wal-Mart is the work of Voldemort, dark magic, and etc. While protesting Wal-Mart.

I don't have a good imaginagtion right now, but I wanna give it a try again.

Bring a super complex recipe to Wal-Mart and make it there every day until the recipe is really good, or the catch you

I like this one because I used to work at WallyWorld...

1. Get on the loud speaker and announce that there is a blue light special in electronics, all Wii's, Xbox 360's, games and computers are 75% off and sit back and watch all of the ignorant shoppers bombard the dweeb in electronics...

2. Go into the men's room and announce "Housekeeping" then shut off all of the lights and lock the door from the outside.

3. When you get to the checkout line, announce to the cashier that you will be paying for all of your items in Gringotts coins and slowly methodically count out the coins while the idiots behind you cringe because they have more than 20 items and you only have like three.

4. Go into the grocery section into where the Dairy and Alcohol is sold and switch them around, so that it reads 2 gallons of milk is 8.89 and a six pack of Bud is only .98 cents... switch the eggs and cheese with the wine and champagne, "One dozen eggs 18.99 and a block of cheese 15.97" while the wine and champagne are 2 for 1.00.

5. Sneak into the toys section and take the crate that all of the big bouncy balls are in and open the little door that keeps them in there, as the bouncy balls come crashing down, run away and tell the clerk that a couple of teenagers that were sniffing keyboard cleaner did it...

6. Go back to sporting goods and ask the clerk if the stuffed animal heads on the wall were alive at one time and when he announces yes they were, whip out a fake badge and announce that you are from PETA and would like to talk with the manager about their blatant attitude about cruelty towards animals.

7. While in the HBA/Cosmetic section, have someone on the look out while you and another person swap all of the makeup, shampoo and deodarant products around so that none of the prices are correct..

8. Go into the hardware section and ask the clerk what the many different colors of paint are that they have, and when he does not have your favorite color listed, demand that he do a demonstration of how the paint mixing machine works until he gets the color you want made.

9. Go into the childrens clothing section and take items of clothing off of the racks, go to the dressing room and then throw a fit when the size 12 little girls pants do not fit you and accuse the clerk of the franchise being prejudice against women that were not the perfect size zero...

10. Go into the crafts section and ask the clerk to get you several yards of fabric of many different prints and colors and explain that you are trying to make a quilt, then once all of the fabric is brought out demand that the clerk get a sewing machine and give you lessons on how to sew a quilt.

Hope that you guys enjoyed this one

Marcey

1. start freaking out randomly, it will get you weird looks and probaly kicked out and it's quite fun

i'll be back later if i can think of some more

This one has many steps.
Step one learn how to bar-be-que.
Step two go into Wal-Mart (duh!) acting blind!!!.
Step three ask go into the outdoor section and ask everyone nearby where you ask are.
Step four find an employe and say that you're plan to throw a big party and you're making all the stuff.
Step five get the employe to get you all he stuuf you'll need.
Step six tell the employe that it's going to be your first time grilling (remember to act blind!).
Step seven make them teach you then and then.
Step eight pour to much fire starter liquid into the grill that the employe should provide.
Step nine when the fire starts say that you can now see! and then ask them who mae the big fire.

At the least the employe would be mad at you.

I have never actually been kicked out of Walmart but my friends and I have been kicked out of Dollar General and Gordmans before. We got kicked out of Dollar General because we started a game of hide and seek and you know those tube things you spin around and whistle we were running around with those and making tons of noise with them. We got kicked out of Gordmans because we kept trying on tons of stuff with no intent of purchase and we were being loud.

Hahaha, seriously funny tpoic, laughing out loud!!

Here's an idea:
- Bring some photos (of landscapes, yourself, something funny etc.) and some tape. Then tape the photos to the security cameras, so they don't display the store, but the pictures (IMPORTANT: Don't place the photos too close to the camera, you want to make a little distance, so it captures the whole image )

This is funny!!!

Get all of the recommendations here and put them on posters. Gather some friends to hold the posters outside of Wal-Mart. About half an hour later or what ever get another friend to come by and acaully read some of the posters, then that friends walks in and does a few. If your in the USA or other countries that I'm not sure of the Wal-Mart people can't kick you off their property because of the right to assemble.

This is a funny topic!

Me and my older brother got kicked out of wal-mart.

It was Christmas time and there were a whole isle full of singing stuffed animals so me and my brother turned on every single one of them (there were more then 50 of them). Some staff member heard the noise as me and my brother were running down the isle turning them all on. It was quite funny. The staff member then kicked us out of the store since we didn't stop turning all of them off and we were ignoring her.

You should try doing that, its a lot of fun!

Interesting topic. I've only ever been inside an ASDA Wal-Mart (not in the USA) but here goes:

Go to the food section and grab the following items:
Disposable barbeque, whatever you like to fry, lots of beer or lemonade if you prefer, crisps, chocolate, icecream and whatever else you like to eat in hot weather.
Next, go to the garden furniture section. set up the bbq on a garden table, pull up a lounger and get partying!

This actually happened to my husband and I and my best friend and her husband.

Feeling really silly, go to the toy department and grab some jump ropes and hula hoops. Go up and down the aisles playing double dutch or hold a hula hoop contest.

If that gets boring do what the guys did...grab a bike and take it for a spin or one of those barbie four wheelers.

We had Walmart announcing over the speaker to please scan and record our area. When we heard that we left in time before we got caught. I thought for sure the next day our faces would be plastered all over Walmart with a bounty amount at the bottom.


One thing you can do outside Walmart, (however, it shouldn't receive disciplinary action) have a wrestling match with the little trees in the parking lot. My friends husband did and well he won, but at a cost. Yeah OUCH! It was hilarious for us though!

Dawn