>001.) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on

>the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

002.) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go

back for more.

003.) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the

>wrong ones.

>004.) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
>know what floor your on.

>005.) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a
>while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"



>006.) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then


>scream, "That's mine!"

>007.) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
008.) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask

if they have an apointment.

009.) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to

>play.

010.) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if

>they can hear ticking.



>011.) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency


>procedures and exits with the passengers.

012.) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

013.) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

014.) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't

>panic, they open again!"



>015.) Swat at flies that don't exist.




>016.) Tell people that you can see their aura.


017.) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

>018.) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
>"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"



>019.) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,


>ask, "Got enough air in there?"



>020.) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,


>without getting off.

021.) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,

>"Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.



>022.) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other


>passengers.

023.) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.



>024.) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


025.) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce,

>"I have new socks on".

026.) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the

>other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

>027.) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your

>wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into

>the wall.

hehe... funny!

Put a tape recorder in your bag with a recording playing of someone saying
Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!

Pour water on the floor and say "it was not me" when someone enters

when someone gets on exclaim '' Oh my Gosh/Word'

When the door opens run out to a point turn around and run back. When your in again say i won (race)

When the door opens run out and shout come back you idiot to no one


Nikita

Love Hate Celebrate

O my gosh! My friends and I have come up with so many of these! But I can't remember all of them right now!

Some of these have already been listed by megna8 but I'm just expanding on them!

1. Ask the people coming on if they have an appointment. If they appear confused, tell them you’ll call security.

2. If elevator is empty, wait until you come to a floor with people getting on. Leap out of the elevator. One person screams, “Where are we?” The other replies, “We finally made it back to Narnia!”

3. Enter the elevator. Appear normal. Casually press the button for any floor. After a moment of contemplation, turn your head suddenly and exclaim, “You IDIOT! I TOLD you that we were on the second floor!!” Turn your head in the other direction. “Well, SORRY! You know I have a serious mental disease!” Swivel back. “That’s no excuse!” Turn suddenly to the occupants of the elevator and gesture to your right. “I keep TELLING her she’s CRAZY, but she just won’t listen!” Bang head repeatedly on elevator door until you arrive at next floor. If anyone follows you off, turn around and exclaim while pointing to your right, “Did SHE give you permission to follow us?”

4. Turn to a random occupant of the elevator and whisper, “I’m wearing new socks!” shortly thereafter, exclaim loudly, “Shoot! I didn’t bring enough underwear for this trip!”

5. When the next person enters the elevator, suddenly shrink against the wall with a gasp. Shout, “STOP FOLLOWING ME!” Then run out of the elevator, screaming.

6. You and a frined get on and elevator on different floors. If other people are in the elevator when the other enters scream. "You!" then pull out your pretend lightsabers and begin fighting with one making lightsaber noises and the other singing Star Wars music.

That's all I can think of for now!

~Erin

I've never personally done these but I think posts like this are funny!

1. When the elevator is nearly full, blow bubbles.

2. Play your ringtone on your cell phone, look at it, and say: "I don't want to talk to them. I'll just ignore it." and play it until the people leave.

3. When someone walks in the elevator, curl up in a ball and yell things like: "Help me! I'm claustrophobic!" until the others try to help you up. Then yell "Go away! Don't touch me like that!"

4. Make a call the emergency telephone and blame it on someone else.

Haha, I love threads like these.

Here we go:

- When the elevator is full, turn to someone and say " Did you just grab my butt?"

- Walk in and tell everyone you have a really contagious cold and then pretend to sneeze uncontrollably without covering your mouth.

- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

- Lean against the button panel.

- Say " I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper"?

- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

heh I like this

1) Have eggs for breakfast/lunch/dinner and then when you get in with a bunch of people - fart

2) Pretend the buttons aren't working and press them all to check

3) Stare at all the buttons looking fascinated then say 'ooooh what did this button do?' and press on, say it again while pressing another and continue until all buttons are pressed

4) Lie on the floor

5)face the back wall and pour water from a bottle pretending to pee, turn around and announce 'That felt good'

6) Wonder aloud what the emergency stop button does and press it

7) Sniff everyone and ask aloud 'Do you smell something funny?'

That's all I got for now..

Kelly
x

ha ha ha this is sooooo fun!!!

ok i've done a few of these things...
1) get in an elevator with all your friends and wave to everyone on the outside(really fun!)
2) have a dance party and when some one comes in say "where's your invitation?"
3) race the elavators!!!!!
4) bring a plate of food and when someone looks at you say "back off this is mine! mine I tell you!!!!!"
5) run around inside and say your getting ready for track
6) take pictures of hot guys/girls and say your my new husband/wife and smile
7) grab people into the elavator and say "Come on we're going on a rollar coaster"
8) sit on the floor and pretend your a phyic
9) lay on the floor and when some oe tries to enter say " GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU PERVE!!!

he he he i thank my time over febuary vacation on a cruise where i met 5 girls and we were known as the "Elevator Girls" thanks.... i had a blast that week!!!!

This one is funny.

- Bring pepper spray with you. Call an empty elevator, spray some in, and don't go in. Get on that same elevator about ten minutes later and when other people get on ask them if it smells like a bomb. Try doing this in a hospital elevator. This happened to my teacher by accident and the SWAT team came.

- Stay on an elevator all day reading poems then ask a random person to read a poem

- Get in a full elevator press all the buttons and keep on saying "I'm late, I'm late". See if anyone looks at you like your crazy

These are what I sometimes do in the elevator of the hotel I stay in on vacation:

-I push all of the floor numbers (for the hotel we stay in there is about 20) and smile at everyone thats in the elevator

- I go in one elevator and my older brother go in another and we see who can get to our floor first (I usually win )

-When my older cousin comes on vacation with my family, when its just me and her we run around the elevator yelling (singing kinda )and then stop when the elevator opens and then when someone comes in we start yelling (singing) again

I have done more but I can think of anymore right now.

Ahh, funny!

- Take out a map and ask "so, where does this thing take me?"

- Start stretching like after a really hard hour of workout.

- Jump up and down. If it is a small/light elevator, you will be able to make a movement. Otherwise, it will just annoy people

- When people press a button, yell "STOP, that number is unlucky!"

Don't have any more at the moment, but love threads like these

Pull a Buddy the elf and make a Christmas tree with the buttons and then get off on the next floor and ask the person standing in the elevator with you if they want a hug as the elevator doors are closing!

Go around to everyone with you individually and say the same joke to each person.

Hold the elevator for a really long time and then say "wait never mind my friend went on the other elevator" or something similar.

Dance Party!

Light saber duels!

~Hum cheesy elevator music (that isn't already playing)

~Say 'Omigosh this is sooo much more fun than a normal elevator! It's like, rollar coaster speed, man!' Really loudly and see if anyone cracks up. (A girl I went to camp with did that over and over, just to annoy us)

~If it's a glass one that's open to an area with a lot of people, press your nose up against it and make silly faces.

~Race a person in the other elevator

~Race a person taking the steps and look shocked when they beat you, which they probably will

Mwahahahaa!!!
Ingenious idea for a topic.
~ Stand at the back of the elevator,
and announce (in a low voice) "i must find
a more suitable host body."
That one is great
xoxo

I don't know if this was mentioned or not, but:
Grin stupidly for awhile, then announce to the person next to you "I have new socks on!"

Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard when I read all those things. This one made me laugh out loud.



I like to stare at people when they get on. And continue staring at them. It can be really fun.

These have probably been mentioned before, but pretend like you're freaked out and brace yourself by pushing on two of the walls. (I've done that.)

One that would really get people's attention would be if you said, "I think I'm going to be sick."

Just stand outside an elevator door and when people get off say, "Stairs are faster than the elevator." Then just walk away.

Randomly start banging on one of the walls and yell, "Let me out!"

A bunch of others I know have been mentioned and they're all pretty funny.

Chelsea

I think it's hilarious when you tap somebody's shoulder then stop when they turn to look at you. Then you look away and, making it very obvious it was you, start whistling!

The other one is when you see a very serious looking gentleman in the elevator, and you start singing, "I see London, I see France..." Then they turn around to see what you're singing about which is when you take their briefcase and opening it, say, "Is this paper important?" Don't give them enough time to answer and say, "Hold on, I gotta sneeze!" Then sneeze into their paper(s).

These are hilarious!

1) Sit in the corner of the elevator, and then whenever someone comes in, scream! "GET OUT! YOU'RE RUINING MY MEDITATION LESSON!"

2) Look at the person next to you, and scream at the top of your lungs.

3) When they ask you why you screamed, say that they need to take off that mask, they could really scare someone with that thing.

4) Halfway up, lie down on the floor, and scream "I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!"

5) Bring some kind of moldy food, and then ask everyone in the elevator if they "want a bite".

6) Ask someone what floor they are going to, and then press the wrong button. Then say "oops! That's not it!" then press another. repeat until you've pressed all the buttons EXCEPT the floor they need to go to.

7) Grin evilly the whole way up at the person next to you, and then before they get off say "I know what you did last night!"

8) Start jumping up and down and saying that you have to pee.

9) If it's one of those cool elevators where there are mirrors for walls, look in one, and then the other, and then scream "OH MY GOSH! THERE ARE TWO OF ME! THERE ARE TWO OF YOU! HOLY CANNOLI! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

10) Tell someone that you forgot to take your pills for a pyscological disorder.

11) Announce "Excuse me everybody! I would just like to make a very important announcement. Very important, so listen up!" continue like this for a while. Then say "I just potty-trained my imaginary racoon Billy!"

12) Sniff someone, and then after a minute of silence, say "Excuse me, you smell funny."

That's all I've got for now.

Sadie

What a funny post here are a few things you could do while in an elevator:

1. While standing there pretend to make a cell phone call and say "But I don't wanna have my other personalities come with me to therapy today! They must stay home where they belong!"

2. While waiting for the floors to go up, push all of the buttons at random and watch as the floor the business people want to get off is skipped and they all have to ride to the top floor before they can get to there floor (in the middle of the building)

3. accidentally hit the stop button and while everyone is gasping as to what the problem is, pretend like you are concerned.

4. Ask the person next to you "You come here much?"

5. Strat a poll of sorts to those on the elevator and ask them what their likes and dislikes are.

I know these are random but hey I've not had my coffee yet!

Marcey

In a crowded elevator start singing loudly, and look around innocently when people look to see who it was.

If there are only 2 people in the elevator with you, yell "DL-6!" (bad AA reference)