Dess, Dess, Dess. Do you realise what you've just done? You've unleashed Script-Happy!Moon into a daze of allowed scripts.
Scrrrrrript Time!
Now where's my bat ...?
By Moon.
Supported by baseball bats and Ron.
Inspired by Dess and Hermione's parents. Hermione: -is at dinner with her parents after they got back from Australia-
Hermione's dad: -for the sake of argument, in this script, who's name shall be Rodger-
Hermione's mum: -who for also arguments sake, shall be called Jane-
Dinner: -is conencing in silence-
Jane: Hermione, you know i'm still not sure if i approve of what you did to us ...
Hermione: I've told you, it was for your own protection. I'll always have Mr and Mrs Weasley, but you guys are my real parents, and no one could ever really replace you if something went wrong.
Rodger: Well, i agree with your mother. We should've at least been
warned-
Jane: That's enough, Rodger. Hermione's explained her best. Now speaking of those Weasley's ... We've met your friend Harry, but what about the other one ... Ross?
Hermione: It's
Ron, mum. And ... well, so?
Jane: So, i'd like to meet him too! Actually bring them both around, it'd be nice to have all three of you together.
Rodger: That's another thing, Hermione Granger. Not only did you put a
spell on us, but you also went backpacking across the country, sharing a tent with two teenaged
boys!
Hermione: -groans- dad, we've been through this ...
Jane: Spare her, Rodger, it's not like we've got anything to worry about. The three of them are just friends-
Hermione: Er, well ... about that ...
Rodger and Jane: About what?
Hermione: Well ... the three of us arn't all just friends ... oh, well me and Harry are, of course ...
Jane: -sighs in relief-
Hermione: But about Ron-
Rodger: -stands up- right, where is he? Jane, get my baseball bat, if this so-called 'friend' has hurt our Hermione-
Hermione: Wha-dad no! Put the bat down! Ron hasn't hurt me!
Rodger: Oh ... darn it, i was looking forward to that.
Jane: Sit down dear, your dinner's getting cold. You were saying, Hermione?
Hermione: Right, well ... -thinking- this is a lot more awkward than i thought ...
Jane: Hermione ...
Hermione: Yeah, well ... d'you remember back when i came home for the summer after my forth year, and i kept sending letters to tonnes of people? Harry, Ginny, my Hogwarts friends ...
Rodger: Yes, those various owls whoosing in and out kept me up all night.
Hermione: Well, i lied, to put it plainly. They were all to Ron.
Rodger and Jane: -exchnage looks-
Hermione: Because ... well, during the war, we ... er ...
Rodger: Don't tell me, you snogged him?
Hermione: -is shocked Rodger even knows such a word- er, well i wouldn't say 'snogged' as apposed to 'enthusiastic kiss' ...
Jane: So he's your boyfriend now, is that what you're telling us, Hermione?
Hermione: ... yes?
There is: -a silence-
Rodger: Oh thank goodness, i thought it was something dreadful. Now all i need is my bat, and-
Hermione: Dad!
-Fin- Few. That was a long one. Hope you all liked it.