Witherwings! Nice to see you of the Ropian or avatar/singiture thread!
I believe the chapter you're refering to is the infamous RHr-hand-holding scene. Harry only wonders, buuut we all know they did.
All right, all right. The script. It was origonally a part of a different story, so i may have to change it a little. It get's a little sweet, but it's still funny (I hope).
A RHr Proposal.
By Moon.
Supported by Lavender brown.
Inspired by the Chandler/Monica proposal off "Friends" Ron: -is freaking because he's just comepltely messed things up as usual-
Harry: Ron, i'm sure Hermione didn't take you seriously ... i mean, would she? She knows that Lavender is in the past. Well-i thought she did. So maybe she
did take you seriously? Oh Merlin, you're comepltely doomed!
Ron: Thanks for the reassurence mate, i really appriciate it.
Harry: Look, now's not the time for sarcastism-you must go after Hermione! Explain, snog her, do
something!
Ron: I can't! I've comepltely screwed it up! Hermione think's i'm getting off with Lavender on my days off, and also believe's that you've just stood by and let it all happen.
Harry: Merlin, i'm doomed too.
Later Ron: -is still freaking-
Harry: -is now freaking with him- so remind me why you're not going after her?
Ron: Be
cause-she won't speak to me. She'll either throw that pot again, or curse me. You know how much that hurt's.
Harry: Physically or emotionally?
Ron: Er-both.
Harry: Ok, look-you love Hermione, right?
Ron: Well-yes-
Harry: You want to spend the rest of your life with her?
Ron: Yes!
Harry: You want to go on joyful broomstick rides in the moonlight, singing that muggle song-"
Iiiiiii can showww you the wooorld!"-
Ron: Yes!
Harry: Then tell her!
Ron: Wern't you listening-?
Harry: Ron, she's right behind you.
-of course- Ron: Hermione-
Hermione: No-i am talking here. You are going to listen to
me now, ok?
Ron: But seriously, Hermione-
Hermione: Ron, i know you are perhaps the biggest idiot on earth, but that's why i love you. It's a comepltely insane reason, but it's true i guess, and well ... you're not listening!
Ron: Am too! You just said-wait, i don't know wether to take that as an insult or a compliment ...
Hermione: Take it as a comepliment-but that's not the point. Point is that there is no way i am losing you to Lavender-again.
Lavender: Hey everyone-er, what's going o-?
Harry: -tackels Lavender to shut her up-
Hermione: Anyway, i guess i always knew this'd end up happening. So ...
Hermione: -bends down on one knee-
Harry: -is in shock-
Ron: -is not much better-
Hermione: Ron, you make me
so happy ... and well, i want to be with you for ... ever, i'm guessing. But-well, i knew you'd always be too scared to do this, and Lavender came in, and i thought-it'd never happen-why do girl's have to be so emotional?!
Ron: -pulls a crying Hermione from the floor-
Ron: No, i would've done it! I even had a ring! -searches for ring- Er ... i can't find it right now, but i did have one! But Hermione, i do love you, and seriously, Lavender was just helping out with a work project.
Lavender: I was!
Hermione: I swear you're an idiot ... and i love you. And you Harry, i wouldn't forget you.
Harry: I love you too, Hermione.
Ron: Er-well. Now that's-er ... sorted. I guess in any normal relationship, i'd do it ... but we're not really normal, are we?
Hermione: Find ... will you marry me?
Ron: Well, hell yeah.
Ron and Hermione: -snog-
Harry: Ok, ok can i hug you guys now? I
will be the best man after all ...
And that's all. Rather long, but i like it. I tried to make it funny, but sweet as well.

And i loved your's too, Miss.