Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. That honor goes to J.K Rowling, K.A Applegate and Akira Toriyama.

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“Harry what in the name of Merlin’s grandmother are you looking at?” Ron asked with a twinge of annoyance in his voice. Harry shook his head trying to clear it, “Mate I’ve told you that muggle drugs are bad for you”.

“I’m not on drugs Ron. I think I just saw someone go into the Forbidden Forest,” Harry said squinting trying to focus his eyes, he caught a glimpse of something shiny.

“Harry I know that look, don’t think that we’re going to go into the forest! You know its forbidden! I won’t allow it! Let’s just go back to studying for our OWLs.” Hermione snapped as she took her books and stood up. Harry wasn’t listening to her. He walked towards the forest. He hand his wand ready for any sudden attacks. He had been very jumpy ever since Lord Voldemort had his body back. It didn’t help that he wasn’t getting much rest due to the dreams about doors.

“Wait for me here then,” he replied to Hermione. He continued to walk and just as he suspected both Ron and Hermione were following him. “I thought you didn’t want to come with me”.

“We’re not letting you go there alone. What if Umbridge finds out?” Hermione said harshly. She too had her wand out.

"Into the forest we go then!" Ron said smirking

They walked deep into the forest, “What is that smell?” Harry asked covering his nose.

“Sorry, I suppose I should avoid eating beans,” Ron said with a grin on his face. Hermione rolled her eyes at him, “What gas is completely natur-”

“STUPEFY!”

“PROTEGO!” Harry roared. He looked around to see who had shot the stunner at them. He saw a pair of grey eyes looking amused, “Sirius! What are you doing here?”

“I could ask the same thing! Sorry about the stunner I thought you were Malfoy,” Sirius Black said as he walked out of the shadows. He had a large grin on his face. His dark hair was windswept and his grey eyes were sparkling.

“What does Malfoy have anything to do with that fact that you’re here?” Ron asked looking surprised.

“I’m on a mission for the Order...” Hermione shot him an incredulous glance, “Ok fine its not a mission, I’m finally doing something useful. A couple of nights ago information came to us that Voldemort along with Lucius Malfoy were creating the ultimate weapon of mass destruction... a cane”.

“Err... Sirius a cane doesn’t sound very dangerous. Sounds more like something a muggle raping pimp would use, to be honest” Hermione said shrugging. Harry started laughing while both Ron and Sirius looked confused, “Sorry carry on.”.

“Ever since Voldemort’s return we feared he might try to create a cane and yes this cane is so powerful that it can wipe out an entire city, or worse... controll it.” Sirius said darkly, “Now while I was in Azkaban, Malfoy once visited Bellatrix to tell her that he’d figured out a way to bring Voldemort back. He said he’d hide everything in the Forbidden Forest. I figured this is where the cane is hidden. No one would suspect that the cane was hidden here”.

“I saw someone entering the forest. Something caught the sun and now I realize it was Malfoy and his blonde hair! His hair must have caught the sun at the right moment and sent of a certain sparkle-”

“That sounds very poetic Harry, since when have you been in love with Malfoy?” Hermione smirked. Harry glared at her, “I’m kidding, don’t be such a broom head. Ok Sirius lead the way”.

“Honestly guys what is that smell?” Harry asked as they continued to walk deeper into the forest.

“Maybe Hermione stepped on dung on her way here” Ron shrugged. Hermione checked her shoes and shook her head.

“No that is the way the cane smells.” Sirius said as they continued to walk. The smell got stronger and stronger as they headed in deeper.

“Look there! Is that the cane?!” Hermione said pointing at an object hanging on the tree. It seemed to sparkle beautifully but the smell was horrendous.

“That is it! Come on guys lets get it!” Sirius said happily as they all ran toward the tree which held the cane. They didn’t see a thin gross looking mattress lying a few feet away from them. Sirius fell first and the other three landed on him, “Get off of me! You’re going to ruin my good hair day!”

Before anyone could get up they all felt a pull behind their navel. Everything began to spin around until they fell onto cold hard cement.

“Ok, that wasn’t our brightest idea! We should have been more careful” Sirius said rubbing his backside. They looked around and saw they were in a barn. It was full of cages with hurt animals in them. “Looks like we landed in a muggle petting zoo or something”.

“Wow this place smells like cr-”

<Do not move Yeerk scum!> came a cool voice from no where. None of them had actually heard a noise. Harry felt a cool blade against his neck. Sirius pointed his wand at the blue creature that held Harry. It looked like a deformed centaur had stalk eyes on the top of its head and it also had almond shapes eyes where they should be. It had no mouth, seven fingers and a lot of blue fur. Its arms looked puny but what was impressive about him was the scorpion like razor tail.

<Oh yes because a piece of stick is a great match against an andalite> said a different voice from no where. Hermione looked terrified, Ron looked confused, Sirius hadn’t lowered his wand.

“Ok so question because I don’t want to be killed before I know this but what in the name of Merlin is an andawhatsit?” Harry said calmly. A hawk came down from the rafters, “Is the bird an andaandawhatsit?"

<Don’t play dumb Yeerk! You know very well what an Andalite is! Just look at your Visser!> said the first voice. Harry noticed that it was the blue creature that had spoken that time. Ron looked confused <Don’t act like you don’t know who Visser Three is!>

“I have no hats sorry, whats a Yeerk? Don’t you mean jerk?” Ron said this time. His face now matched his hair.

<Ax man are these guys really yeerks?> asked the other voice. They still didn’t know who was speaking.

<Now that you mention it I don’t think they are.> said the blue creature called Ax. <Why are you pointing that stick at me human?>

“Why are you still about to slit my godson’s throat err... centaur?" replied Sirius unsure.

<Ok Ax lower your tail, they seem innocent enough. You guys sound British are you from England or something or are you very good at faking accents? I’m Tobias by the way. The bird that’s infront frontyou> said Tobias. Ax lowered his tail and Sirius lowered his wand, <Honestly what is it with you and the stick?>

“Its called a wand. We’re students from Hogwarts who accidentally fell on a port key that brought us here” Hermione said sitting down on an upside down bucket. “I’m Hermione, the one with the glasses is Harry, the red head is Ron and the adult is Sirius”.

<He looks pretty amusing to me to tell you the truth> Tobias said with a slight laugh. Sirius rolled his eyes, <What are you people? What is Hogwarts and what’s a port key?>

“First tell us what the hell you guys are and why you tried to murder us” Harry said still glaring at Ax.

<We are Andalites> Ax replied shortly, <We are creatures from a distant planet who have come to save the earth from the yeerk invasion>

“Wow and I thought our world was strange. We’re wizards” Ron said smugly. They heard a laugh coming from Tobias, “We are! Show then Sirius!”

Sirius shrugged and transfigured Hermione’s bucket into a stool. Ax’s tail flicked up again.

“Well it was interesting to meet you guys but we must get back before Voldemort and Malfoy gets the cane” Sirius said looking around.

<Who’s Voldemort?>

Hermione explain everything that had happened and how they had arrived.

<We can help you if you like. We have very special powers. Show them Ax> Tobias said. Ax began to shrink into a grey wolf.

“They are animagus!” Ron yelled as Ax transformed back. “Sirius can do that to!”

<Let us help you get that can from Malpoy>

“Malfoy and sure but we need to find a mattress an old disgusting mattress” Sirius said looking around. They walked out of the barn and found the mattress near the woods. Tobias and Ax took human forms “Alright we’ll have you back as soon as we can. We might need some help. Grab a hold of the mattress”

“Is it a magic carpet or something?” Tobias snorted before he knew what was happening his felt himself spin.

They landed roughly onto the forest floor. They stood up quickly. In fact it was too quickly. They all toppled down onto a couch. Yet again they felt a pull behind their navel. This time they landed on a sandy surface.

Harry looked down at himself and screamed. He was no longer 3 dimensional, he looked like a cartoon figure.

“Holy mother of Godric! Malfoy has some issues!” Ron said when he looked at himself. They looked around and saw they were on a small island. There was a pink house with the words “Kame house” written on it.

“Dad look there are strangers on the beach!” yelled a little boy who looked incredibly muscular for his age. A man walked out of the house with a large smile on his face. He had black hair sticking up in a way that looked familiar to Harry.

“Gohan your mom told me I shouldn’t let you call people strangers to their face.” Said the boy’s father, “Hi I’m Goku”.

“Err... you’re a cartoon character” Ron said staring at him. Goku smiled

“You’re a book character and I’m not complaining”

“Indeed, we need to finish this before Ax is stuck as a human forever” said Tobias as he smiled, “Oh we’re in the cartoon Marco always watches. Dragon Ball Z!”

“This is the strangest adventure we’ve ever been on” Hermione said sighing deeply. She stared at Goku. He was a good looking cartoon and those muscles looked real to her.

“Hermione! Stop staring at him! You’re ogling his goodies!” Ron snapped. Hermione blushed. They spent the next 10 minutes telling Goku and Gohan what had happened.

“Goku I reckon if you do a kamehameha on that Voldemort person he’d just explode.” Tobias said laughing. His friends would never believe what happened. He looked around for Ax but didn’t see him. Ax as a human was dangerous because he’d put anything in his mouth.

“Err... Tobias your friend put that orange ball in his mouth” Ron pointed out to them. Goku turned around and ran over to him.

“Hey you don’t stick Dragon Balls in your mouth!” Goku said smacking Ax on the back. Hermione, Ron and Tobias giggled. “Now lets go defeat this Voldemort person because I am very bored.”

“Dad, mom said I couldn’t leave until I do my homework” Gohan whined.

“First we save the world then you come and learn about the insides of a toad” Goku replied. Sirius was busy looking at a good looking blue haired woman swimming in the ocean. He ran his fingers through his hair and twirled his wand sexily in his fingers.

“Bulma we’re going to another dimension. Tell Chi Chi not to wait for us” Goku yelled to the girl. She waved and nodded. Sirius winked at her and she blew him a kiss.

“Lets go, you can come back later Sirius” Harry said pushing him towards a couch that was behind the house.

“Yeah right since you haven’t been locked up in Azkaban for 13 years then in an old house where the best looking thing I see is Snape” Sirius muttered angrily. Ron patted him on the back.

“I think Snape is rather good looking mind you” Hermione said smirking. Ron scowled

“You would, you always fall for the dark and mysterious type.” Harry snorted. They all touched the couch and landed back on the forest ground.

“NO ONE MOVE! I’VE HAD ENOUGH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FOR ONE DAY!” screamed Sirius. Everyone stood still. “Alright Goku I need you to get me that cane thats hanging on that tree. Tobias fly over head to make sure the coast is clear. Gohan don’t you dare cry! Ax turn back to yourself because that tail of yours is hot I mean necessary. Harry, Ron and Hermione don’t you dare move at all!”

“Not so fast Black! This cane is mine!” said a cold voice that Harry recognized right away. Lord Voldemort stood there in his new body. Next to him was Lucius Malfoy, behind him stood grinning pink character with a purple cape, next to him stood another Andalite but this one looked bigger. His blade was bigger and his extra eyes were glaring at them. “You aren’t the only ones who invited friends along”.

“Dad why don’t any of them have a nose?” Gohan asked scared. “Well except for the blonde man who looks very much like a girl”.

<Goku that pink dude is from your TV show just from future episodes.> Tobias said privately to Goku.

“Now this is going to be an interesting battle! The villains from all three worlds! I call dibs on the bald guy with no nose!” Goku said laughing. Voldemort scowled.

“Fine we’ll take the andawhatsit because we at least know what it is.” Sirius said rolling his eyes. He brandished his wand. Harry, Ron and Hermione did the same.

<So that leaves us with the pink fruity dude> Tobias said from above. Ax nodded.

“All of this for a stinky cane!” Harry said rolling his eyes.

“Harry Potter don’t be stupid! It’s not just a cane! This gives you not only style but also gives you power! Don’t you know what this does?” Voldemort sneered. Harry shook his head, “It gives you control over all the rap industry! We can control the world with the catchy, repetitive and obscene lyrics!”

“Enough chit chat and more action! KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAA!” Goku said flying up in the air and aiming what looked like a energy ball at Lord Voldemort. Sirius shot a stunner at Visser Three and Ax charged at Majin Buu.

Just as the fight began they heard a loud music noise. They turned and saw a blonde girl with big blue eyes holding the cane. Luna smiled and everyone began to dance in a very sexy fashion.

Suddenly there was a loud groan from a far. Harry opened his eyes and saw everything blurry. He reached for his glasses and saw Dean throwing a pillow at Ron. There was a horrid smell filling the room.

“The cane! Ron where’s the cane?” Harry said as he bolted up.

“What cane Harry?”

“The cane has to be here, it smells like it!”

“There is no cane mate”

“Then what is that smell?” Harry asked confused

“I don’t think I should have had all that roast and beans” Ron said smiling innocently.

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A/N: I know this isn't one of my best works but I loved the theme this month so I gave it a shot mixing Animorphs, which was one of my favorite books growing up and Dragon Ball Z which was a TV show I used to watch a lot! So let me know what you thought!

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