Setting: Gryffindor Common Room
(Ron and Hermione standing in front of notice board)
Ron: So, there’s a dance next weekend.
Hermione: Yes, Ron. I can see that.
Ron: Umm... Hermione...
Hermione: What is it?
Ron: Umm... Do you-
(Harry walks in)
Harry: Cool! A dance! (Turns to face Ron and Hermione) Who are you taking?
Hermione: Well, I th-(Ginny dances in, singing)
Ginny: La, la, la. Oh Harry-Bear?
Harry: Yes, Snuggum-Wuggums?
Ginny: Will you go to the dance with me, Pookums?
Harry: Of course Sugar Bowl. (Harry and Ginny waltz around the room singing a song)
Ron: Yuck!
Hermione: Weren’t you trying to tell me something Ron?
Harry and Ginny: La, de, da! I love you!
Ron: I was trying to say that-(Neville runs past)
Neville: Has any one seen a toad?
Lavender: A toad is on the loose? Aaugh!
Harry and Ginny: Dum, de, doo! I love you!
Ron: Hermione, would you-
Neville: He’s about this big and answers to the name of Trevor...
Lavender: Eek!
Harry and Ginny: Sugar! Pookie! La, la, la!
Hermione: Spit it out Ron!
Ron: Will you- (Luna skips in)
Luna: Did anyone hear about the dance?
Ron (in disgust): This isn’t even your common room!
Luna (looks around nonchalantly): Oh.
Harry and Ginny: Doo, doo, doo! I love you!
Neville: Trevor was last seen by the fireplace, eating a fly.
Lavender: Aaugh!
Ron: (shouting) Hermione! Will you go to the dance with me?
(All talking, singing, dancing, searching and screaming stops)
Lavender (mocking): Roneo! Roneo! Wherfore art thou Roneo!
Hermione: I will if you take that disgusting thing off your head.
(Neville runs up and tackles Ron)
Neville: Trevor!
Lavender: Eeek!
Luna: Toads cultivate Nargles!
Hermione: Yes, Ron. I’ll go with you.
Harry and Ginny: Harry-Bear and Snuggle-Wuggums! Doo, wop, tra, la!
Ron: You two disgust me. Right, Bookworm?
(Exit stage Ron and Hermione)
Harry: What’s his problem?
Ginny: La, de, doo! I love you!
(Harry and Ginny resume their duet)
Neville: Trevor says he likes you Lavender!
Lavender: Yuck!
Luna: (playing with Butterbeer corks) Some people are so wierd.
Setting: Secluded corridor
Ron: I’m glad to get away from all that. Some people don’t understand love.
Hermione: Love? Love? Love? Do you think I agreed to go with you because I love you?
Ron: Well...
Hermione: Because that’s exactly why. (Leans in close to Ron and puckers lips)
Luna: Kissing summons Wrackspurts!
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The End
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