I couldn't find a topic to put this in, so what were your favorite lines in the movie? My favorite was when Umbridge told Harry to tell the centaurs she meant no harm, and Harry says "I'm sorry, Professor. I must not tell lies." What were yours?

-Snapestinks[color=#FF6600][b][font=Impact]

I loved that line as well, it gave me a nice laugh.

I have a bunch...

Hermione Granger: When are you going to get it into your head? We're in this together!

Sirius Black: Get away from my Godson!
[punches Mr. Malfoy in the face]

Kingsley Shacklebolt: You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.

Cornelius Fudge: Oh! Albus... I see you got our notice about the time change of the hearing...
Albus Dumbledore: I must have missed it; but by a happy mistake, I arrived at the Ministry three hours early.

Dolores Umbridge: [to McGonagall] Something you'd like to say, dear?
Minerva McGonagall: Oh, there are several things I would like to say!

Harry Potter: I've waited fourteen years...
Lucius Malfoy: I know.
Harry Potter: Think I can wait a little longer. NOW!

Severus Snape: I'm afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating students, the last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison Potter - and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.

Dolores Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk.
Hermione Granger: [sotto] No need to think is more like it.

Ron Weasley: Hermione, I hate your cat.

Hermione Granger: Everyone, this is Loony...
[too late realizing her mistake]
Hermione Granger: ...Luna Lovegood.

Draco Malfoy: I'm surprised the Ministry's still letting you walk around free, Potter. You better enjoy it while you can. I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

Hermione Granger: I can't understand why you don't want to wear it, Ronald.
Ron Weasley: Cause I'll look like a bloody idiot, that's why.
Hermione Granger: No more that usual

Cornelius Fudge: Dawlish, Shacklebolt, you will escort Dumbledore to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy.
Albus Dumbledore: Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I am going to - what is the phrase? - come quietly.

Harry Potter: What are you doing?
Hermione Granger: Improvising.

Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom, isn't it? How's mum and dad?
Neville Longbottom: Better, now they're about to be avenged!

Dolores Umbridge: [over P.A] Boys and girls are not to be within eight inches of each other.

Hermione Granger: How'd you get away?
Ginny Weasley: Puking Pastilles. It wasn't pretty.
Ron Weasley: Told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. Of course, they told me to bugger off and ate the lot themselves.
Hermione Granger: [shocked] That was clever, Ron!
Ron Weasley: It's been known to happen.

Hermione Granger: [Harry walks in, Hermione runs to him and hugs him] Oh, Harry!
[pause, she lets go]
Hermione Granger: Are you all right? We overheard them talking about the dementor attack. You must tell us everything.
Ron Weasley: Let the man breathe, Hermione.

Ron Weasley: Don't worry, I'll go easy on you.
Hermione Granger: [sarcastically] Thanks, Ronald.

Dolores Umbridge: [in a calm, relaxed voice] You know, I really hate children

Harry Potter: [to Snape] He's got Padfoot! He's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden!
Dolores Umbridge: Padfoot? What is Padfoot? And where what's hidden? What is he talking about Snape?
Severus Snape: [pause] No idea.

Harry Potter: [sees that Luna is barefoot] Aren't your feet cold?
Luna Lovegood: A bit. But all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it.

[Ron takes a huge bite out of a sausage]
Hermione Granger: [disgusted] Do you ever stop eating?
Ron Weasley: What? I'm hungry.

Dolores Umbridge: Let me make this quite plain. You have been told that a certain Dark Wizard is at large once again. This is a lie.
Harry Potter: It's not a lie! I saw him. I fought him.
Dolores Umbridge: [shouting] Detention, Mr. Potter!
Harry Potter: So according to you, Cedric Diggory dropped dead OF HIS OWN ACCORD.
Dolores Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident.
Harry Potter: [angrily] It was murder! Voldemort killed him! You must know!
Dolores Umbridge: [shouting] Enough!

Mrs. Arabella Figg: [she has been asked to describe "them"] One was very huge... the other, very skinny.
Cornelius Fudge: We mean the dementors, not the boys!

Ron Weasley: [about Harry's first kiss] Well? How was it?
Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.
Ron Weasley: [laughs] That bad at it, are you?
Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more that satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.
Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.
Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry, and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mum from her job at the Ministry, and frightened about failing her O.W.L.s because she's so busy worrying about everything else.
Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that, they'd explode!
Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon.

Severus Snape: [watches a touching memory between Harry and Sirius] I may vomit.
Harry Potter: [fighting Bellatrix Lestrange] Crucio!

Dolores Umbridge: [during an inspection] You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Severus Snape: Yes.
Dolores Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Severus Snape: [with annoyance in voice] Obviously.

Seamus Finnigan: Me mam didn't want me to come back this year.
Harry Potter: Why not?
Seamus Finnigan: [sarcastically] Let me see... because of you! The Daily Prophet's been saying a lot of things about you, Harry. About Dumbledore as well.
Harry Potter: And your mum believes them?
Seamus Finnigan: Well, no one was there the night Cedric died.
Harry Potter: Oh, well I guess you should read the Prophet then, like your stupid mother. It'll tell you everything you need to know.
Seamus Finnigan: Don't you dare talk about my mother like that!
Harry Potter: I'll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar!

Luna Lovegood: You're not going mad.
[lowers her magazine, The Quibbler, which she has been reading upside down]
Luna Lovegood: I see them too. You're just as sane as I am.

Nymphadora Tonks: Don't call me Nymphadora!

Dolores Umbridge: Pardon me, Professor, but what exactly are you insinuating?
Minerva McGonagall: I am merely requesting that when it comes to my students you conform to the prescribed disciplinary practices.
Dolores Umbridge: So silly of me, but it sounds as if you're questioning my authority in my own classroom, Minerva.
Minerva McGonagall: Not at all, Dolores, merely your medieval methods.
Dolores Umbridge: I am sorry, dear, but to question my practices is to question the Ministry, and by extension, the Minister himself. I am a tolerant woman, but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty.
Minerva McGonagall: Disloyalty?
Dolores Umbridge: Things at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared

Cho Chang: Mistletoe.
Harry Potter: Probably filled with Nargles, though.
Cho Chang: What are Nargles?
Harry Potter: No idea.

Dolores Umbridge: There is nothing out there, dear! Who do you imagine would want to attack children like yourself?
Harry Potter: I don't know, maybe, Lord Voldemort!

Young James Potter: Who wants to watch me take off Snivelly's trousers?

Hermione Granger: [after her faux pas about Luna's name] So... that's an interesting necklace.
Luna Lovegood: It's a charm actually. It keeps away the Nargles.
[awkward silence]
Luna Lovegood: Hungry. I hope they have pudding.
[The carriage starts rolling]
Neville Longbottom: [whispering] What's a Nargle?
Hermione Granger: [whispering] No idea.

Severus Snape: How touchingly paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather!

Wow that was a lot!

Oh yeah, I especially like the one with Kingsley, that was neat. Here's another few I liked:

Hermione: It's sort of fun, isn't it? Breaking Rules?
Ron:Who are you and what have you done with Hermoine Granger?

(In a flashback to Harry's 1st year.)
Harry is looking into the mirror of Erised, and Snape walks up in the mirror.
Snape: Feeling sentimental, are we?

I'll post again if I think of any more. I haven't seen the movie in awhile, I need to rewatch it.
EDIT
HJP/HJG_TrueLove, I rewatched the movie and I had never figured out what Snape said, but when I heard him say "I may vomit" that was really funny! I also saw a bunch more funny lines. Here they are.

Dudley Dursley: Always moaning in your sleep. At least I'm not afaraid of my pillow!

Talking Letter: You are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hoping you are well, Malfalda Hopkirk.
Vernon Dursley: Justice...

Sirius goes into the little room at the station.
Mad-eye Moody: Sirius, are you barking mad?

Harry Potter:Gone all summer without a scrap of news...
(Fred and George Apparate)
Fred or George: Hi Harry!
Other Twin: Thought we heard your dulcet tones.
Fred or George: But you don't want to bottle it up, mate.

(The Weasleys, Hermione, and Harry are listening to the Extendable Ears, and Crookshanks attacks it)
Hermione Granger: No, no! Bad Crookshanks!

Dolores Umbridge: It is so nice to see all your bright, happy faces looking up at me. (Nobody is smiling) I'm sure we'll all be great friends!
Fred and George: That's likely.

A flock of memos come into the lift in the MOM.
Mr. Weasley: We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelivable.

Luna Lovegood: Things always have a way of coming back to us...(shows her shoes on the celing)...if not always in the way we expect.

Professor Trewalney: Oh wait! I see something...something dark! You are in grave danger!
Umbridge: Lovely.

Grawp picks Hermione up
Hermione: Grawp! Put me down! NOW.

Hagrid: I've been away for me health. Bit of fresh air, you know?
Umbridge: Yes, as gamekeeper, fresh air must be hard to come by.

Yup, that's all I have for now.
-Snapestinks

Mine is definatly either:

Cho Chang: Mistletoe.
Harry Potter: Probably filled with Nargles, though.
Cho Chang: What are Nargles?
Harry Potter: No idea.

or

Hagrid: I've been away for me health. Bit of fresh air, you know?
Umbridge: Yes, as gamekeeper, fresh air must be hard to come by.

There are many good punch lines in OoTP, but thoses ones really made me giggle

- MissGranger x

All my favorite lines have already been said. Except perhaps:

Dumbledore: "The evidence of the dark lords return is uncontroversial." what a great word.

Um, hate to say it, but he doesn't actually say that. He says "The evidence of the Dark Lord's return is incontravertible." Meaning impossible to dispute, unquestionable.

Incontroversial is the same (but not correct usage in the English dictionary) as uncontroversial, meaning without controversy. So it has a similar meaning, but it's not what Dumbledore says in the film...

oh well. u know the line I mean.
I also like. "You may not like him minister, but you got to admit, Dumbledores got style." Classic

One of my favourite lines is Hermione discussing Cho's emotional state, and Ron saying no one can feel all that, they'd explode. Hermione responds "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon..." That was an original line from the book, and I am so glad they put it in the film.

i have 2 favourite lines:
1. harry:you'll never know friendhip, or love, and i feel sorry for you.
2. dumbledore: Harry, it is not how you are alike, but how you are not

I also like foldemort's last line.