The Cheeseflour

Rufus Scrimgeour was sitting by his desk in the Ministry For Magic and was writing a letter to Switzerland to tell them that the knew food that the Switz had made"cheeseflour" wil be escorted to Hogwarts the day after. But it said on the side of the tin "CAUTION, not for wizards with glasses, 100% chance of death. Srimgeour read that it was in the top 10 for food taste ever made in modern history, and Hogwarts were the first to try it.

It was a bright Autums day at Hogwarts and Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting in the great hall, ready for the great feast. Dumbledore spoke.
"Today, we will have a knew sort of food that has been made by Switzerland and we are the very first to try it." Dumbledore had spoken. Everyone started whispering among themselves. A second later, a pile of this turqoise gooey stuff appeared on everyone's plates. Ron looked disgusted, he didn' dare try a bit.
"To much calories," he muttered to Harry. Harry was surprised he had said that, because Ron usually stuffs his face with chocolate cauldrons.
"Go on, just a bit," Harry said, already scooping his 3rd mouthful into his mouth. Everyone else was enjoying it happily.
"To be honest, I think this could kill you, it could have about 2000 calories in it. Don't blame me if you die tomorrow Harry."
Harry laughed and shook his head.

Early, morning next day Ron had got up, getting ready for triple potions.
"Get up-Ahhh!" He had bumped his head on the bunk. Then Ron had seen Harry. Harry looked dead.
"Harry?" Ron felt Harry's pulse. Nothing.
"I knew it!" Ron shouted as if almost happy, "I knew the cheeseflour had to much calories! And I knew Harry would die, so don't blame me Harry! DON'T BLAME ME!" Ron went hyper.
"Ron, calm down," Hermione walked in with something in her hand, "he didn't die because it had to much calories, look, nobody else is dead. He died because on the side of the tin it said "CAUTION: Not for people with glasses, they will die if they tried it."
"So I'm not very clever after all?"
"Kind of"


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