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DracosLady
OK I have thought of a new kinda fun little game we can all play. Think of a Movie title, it can be any kind of movie from any era and put something HP like in the title. For example; the movie"Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle" ", you can chnage it up like this instead,"Crabbe and Goyle Go To the Gryffindor CommonRoom" try it out and lets see where it takes us and who can be the most creative!

I'll go first since it's close to Halloween here's one

"Halloween 5: The Return of Severus Snape"
Dementoid1
Ok

From Lost in Translation to...

Lost in Charing Cross Station! laugh.gif

DracosLady
Thats a funny one Dementoid1 tongue.gif biggrin.gif

House on Haunted Hill to...

House on Gryffindor Tower tongue.gif
lupin<3tonks
10 Things I Hate About You...

10 Things Harry Hates about Voldemort!
DracosLady
Great one lupin<3tonks!

Not Another Teen Movie...

Not Another Sorting Hat Song
DeSs
Wax House -> Grease House (or Snape: The Resurrection)

Wallace and Gromit: The Were-rabbit Curse -> Lupin and Tonks: The Were-wolf Curse
DracosLady
Funny DeSs!

Snakes on a Plane~~Snape's on a Plane
Pawprint
Ok, I know mine is lame, but I wanted to give it try...

You don't mess with the Zohan ~ You don't mess with the Ronald

shy.gif
DracosLady
No that one is funny Pawprint..It's all about creativity here..In some strange way I could see Ron playing a part like The Zohan *teehee*

"Fast Times at Ridgemont High" translation:

"Fast Times in Potions Class"

Keep all of the posts coming in..These are really good. tongue.gif

Alastorlet_and_Proud!
Great game! Be warned, I have quite a few, and they won't be very good...

The Princess Diaries = The Chosen One Diaries (Harry's story of how he managed being the 'Chosen One' at the tender age of sixteen)

The Devil wears Prada = The Dark Lord wears Chanel No. 5 (The story of Voldemort's designer gear and how Wormtail worked hard to win his favour)

Invasion of the Body Snatchers = Invasion of the Death Eaters (The Deah Eaters find out how to turn innocent Muggles into an army of killer robots [uh-oh])

Love actually = Love-potion actually (The tale of the tangled love-lives of a group of Hogwarts students after they all accidentally take love-potions)

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
= Confessions of a Quidditch Superstar (Viktor Krum's biography about the days when he was just a little nobody)

Star Wars = Wizard Wars (Not so long ago in an Academy of Magic that is not really all that far away if you live in the near vicinity of central Scotland...)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring = The Headmaster of Hogwarts: The Fellowship of the House-elves (Dumbledore joins forces with some house-elves to try and save the magical world)

Breakfast at Tiffany's = Breakfast at The Three Broomsticks (Hermione decides that she wants to marry a rich pure-blood, but what about Ron?)

The Day after Tomorrow = The Exam after Tomorrow's (Harry has to stop everyone at Hogwarts doing a particular Potions exam, or they will bring about the end of the world)

Wow. That was fun! What do you think of it all?

Ellie
xxx
alkisti
I'll give it a try...

I know that these are not funny, and many are not changed, but I wanted to post so...

Along came Poly-Along came Harry
(boohoo for Voldemort)

Lord of the Rings-Lord of the Wands

Anger Management-Well, this can stay the same for both Harry and Voldemort! tongue.gif

I know what you did last summer-For DH

Die Another Day-I can't help it, so many titles could be about Harry!

Kill Bill-Kill Voldy

Catch me if you can-Curse me if you can

Men in Black-Men in Cloaks

The fifth element-The seventh element (about the Horcruxes)

About a boy-About a wizard

Seven-Duh!!

Meet Joe Black-Meet Voldemort

Runaway Bride-Runaway wizard

Home alone-Graveyard alone

Payback-...Payback...

Save the last dance-Save the last curse

Run Lola, run-Run Harry, run

I am legend-I am Voldy

Confenssios of a teenage drama queen-Confessions of a teenage drama witch
(about Cho, hehe)

There will be blood-...well, nothing to add here either.
DracosLady
Those were some really good ones Alastorlet_and_Proud and alkisti...Great job guys very creative biggrin.gif tongue.gif cool.gif

Here's some more:

Balls of Fury- Quaffles of Fury
The story of Quaffle Balls gone mad in Quidditch.

Dude Where's My Car?- Weasleby Where's my Broomstick?
Draco's saga about having Ron as a Sidekick and the quest to find his lost broomstick.

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantonomo Bay- Neville and Luna escape from Slytherin Dungeon.
The plight of Neveille and Luna as they try to escape the imprisonment of the Slytherins and Snape.

Kicking It Old School- Snape Goes Back to School
The story of Severus Snape as he re-enters the world of High School (again) and learns how to do freestyle rapping.

Revenge of the Nerds- Revenge of the House Ghosts
This involves the House Ghosts getting revenge on the students for all of their pranks.

Police Acadamy- Citizens on Patrol- Potions Acadamy, Prefects on Patrol
a look at the life of Prefects and their true life stories of patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts.



DeSs
Oh my, you maked me laugh! laugh.gif

A Christmas Tale - A Halloween Tale (about the night LV killed Lily and James ... yeah, not original)

Soul Men - Soul Wretch (about the maimed sould of Voldemort)

Saw V - Cruciatus V (would you survive this game? mwahaha)

The Haunting of Molly Hartley - The Haunting of Harry Potter

The Secret Life of Bees - The Secret Life of Peeves

Eagle Eye - Ravenclaw Eye

The Day the Earth Stood Still - The Day Voldie Stood Still

House of the Sleeping Beauties - Dorm of the Sleeping Gryffins

Faded Memories - Faded Memories: The Pensieve is Broken

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas - The Boy in the Short Pyjamas (Ron)

Hogwarts: Escape 2 Life (about the last battle)
DracosLady
Those were good DeSs! Here are some more. My kids and I rented some movies tonight so I'll use those title.

Creep~~Dweeb
The story of Neville Longbottom and his quest to become the hippest guy at Hogwarts by trapping all of his haters in a subway car at Kings Cross Station.

Mummies7~~Death Eaters7
The documnetary of Lucius Malfoy and his fellow Death Eaters doing community work after they are busted for crimes of stupidity.

Baby Mama~~ Baby Daddy
The story of Harry Potter and his plight to find out if he is in fact the Baby Daddy or if it is 5 other Hogwarts students.

Meet The Spartans~~Meet The Malfoys
A superhero comedy about the Malfoy family and their plight to do battle against the all mighty King Voldy, and take back their kingdom.

Green River Killer~~The Black Lake Killer
The true story of the Giant Squid and all of the victims that he has abducted and taken down below to live with the merpeople.

Are You Scared?~~Are you a Ravenclaw?
The story of the House of Ravenclaw and the computer style video game contest that play against each other in, and one by one they eliminate one another to find out who is the true Ravenclaw.

One Missed Call~~One Missed Potions Exam
The story of Severus Snape and his quest to find out who is skipping out on his exams and giving them a Troll for doing so.

Storm of the Century~~Dark Lord of the Century
The story of Voldy and his arrival in the Hogwarts School while he wreaks havoc and plays pratical jokes on the professors and students. Such things as super gluing toilet seats, putting jello in the beds and velcroing students and their pets to wall tapestries.
DracosLady
Gosh my forum has been dead for some time I guess I can bring it back to life again:

Unaccompanied Minors~~ Unaccompanied Gryffindors: The story of several Gryffindor Students that are left to their own devices in Diagon Alley over the Christmas break, there is loads of mayhem, mischief and karaoke singing.

Starsky and Hutch~~ Potter and Weasley: This is the saga of two students who take the law into their own hands and sneak around Hogwarts trying to bust fellow students commiting acts, such as vandalism, toilet exploding and the classic ex-lax in the brownies gig.

Night at The Museum~~ Night at the Department of Mysteries: Join bumbling Security guard Neville Longbottom as he gets trapped inside the Department of Mysteries, where he must compete in a series of obstacles against various paintings and statues.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector~~ Snape the Potions Professor: Dungeon Master: Meet Snape Potions Professor and follow him on his quest to explore the Dungeons and all other floors of Hogwarts as he tries to figure out how to deduct points from all houses.

The Day After Tommorow~~The Day After Quidditch: This thriller shows what happens to everyone that day after the Quidditch match was cancelled due to bad weather. Watch as Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy try to save the world of Quidditch by trying to change the weather.
mugglelovrspew
Raise Your Voice - Raise Your Wands

Mine's sort of lame :/
DracosLady
It's not lame mugglelovrspew...

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince~~ Neville Longbottom and the Half Baked Stoner: The story of Neville Longbottom and his quest to help out the new guy and show him the ropes around school. And also Neville must keep the new guy from being detected while he hides out in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Will Gryffindor win the championship potato sack race this year or will Slytherin win it? Find out as you follow Neville and the new guy on their mis-adventures.
Lauralynne
The Lost Boys

to

The Lost Horcruxes

or

Army of Darkness

to

Army of Death Eaters

or

Chronicles of Narnia

to

Chronicles of Nargles
Lord Skinner
Hmmmm
The Fast the Seeker
The Incredible Hagrid
The Founders 4: Rise of the Sorting Hat (lol)
MadEye Moddy: The Demon Barber of Hogwarts
DracosLady

The Day The Earth Stood Still~~ The Day Hogwarts Took a Stand the story of Hogwarts standing up and fighting against the decision to allow Snape to become Headmaster, and the consequences of their decision to do so

The Tooth Fairy~~ The Disgruntled Goblin Every student in Hogwarts have a huge nightmare whenever they go to Gringotts Bank, that all Goblins will become disgruntled and take away their banking privelages. Students begin to fall asleep and have visions of mean goblins coming after their bank cards.

The Hills Have Eyes~~ The Dungeons have Prefects The story about the Gryffindors getting lost in the Hogwarts Castle and winding up in all places the Dungeons where the Slytherin Prefects roam and deduct house points.
LupinsGirl
Jonas Brothers: The Concert Experience

to

The Weasley Brothers: The Wizard Experience.

((= haha. I'm lame. ((=
MrBubbles
Okay I got a few.

Batman Begins - Mad-Eye Begins

From Russia with Love - From Beuxbatons with Love

The big Lebowski - The big Weasley

Citizen Kane - Citizen Fudge

DracosLady
Everybody's had some really good movie titles. Here are some more to add to the list:

The Final Destination: The Final OWL The story of Hogwarts students taking the one thing that they dread and will never have to take again, the Final OWL. Will Hermione and Harry be able to help Ron fulfill his destination? Or will he go down in Hogwarts History as the worst student ever?

Paul Blart: Mall Cop: Colin Creevey: Hogwarts Photographer Follow Colin Creevey around Hogwarts as he attempts to keep peace and harmony while snapping photos of all of the students for the Hogwarts Yearbook. Then the DeathEaters take soem of Colin's fellow students hostage and he must take incrminating photos of the DE's to turn in to the Quibbler for evidence.

Christmas with the Kranks: Christmas with the Lovegoods Join up with Luna and her father Xenophillius as they attempt to celebrate Christmas muggle style. Trees catch on fire, turkeys explode and a cat eats through electrical wire and uses up all nine lives in one shot. Will the Lovegoods survive a muggle Christmas or destroy the Wizarding world with their antics?

Land of the Dead: Dungeons of the Slytherins Follow the Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws on their quest to rid the dungeons of mean, nasty, nosy, gossiping Slytherins. The Slytherins have decided to take over Hogwarts by the only means that they know how...Gossiping and back stabbing.

Dawn of the Dead: Dawn of the Death Eaters Join Harry, Draco, Ron and Neville as they secure Gringotts Bank and try to keep the brain dead Death Eaters from entering the bank and robbing it of all of the fortunes buried deep within the walls of Gringotts.
Dementoid1
You've Got Mail - You've Got Owl Mail

Night at the Museum - Night at the Owl Emporium (Ok, that's a stupid one dry.gif )

Angels and Demons - Aurors and Death Eaters

The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - The Ghosts of Founders Past (A story about the deceased founders of Hogwarts and what their lives were like before they died)

Aliens in the Attic - Boggarts in the Wardrobe
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