Full Version: Five Word Story V.3
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the neck. Then Harry hit
Voldemort so he cruciatised him
and then Hermione stunned Voldemort
, Scolded him for being a naughty
nerd, which prompted Voldy to
Be a madman. Hermione, impressed..
clapped and yelled "Bravo! Encore!"
She then built a huge
sandcastle, complete with a lovely
Balcony looking out at a...
beautifully sandy landscape. She showed
Ron, and he immediately sneezed
, because Hermione was dusting his
wand. Suddenly, Harry burst in
screaming profanities and brandishing his
Baboon out of the window...
scaring away the people outside
. The people ran into a
Pig, which looked like Dudley
, and the pig knocked over
Neville, who shrieked and puked
giant gobs of Cherry coke
All over McGonagall, who laughed.....
and then went to find
Dumbledore, who was napping under...
his collection of cds. Dumbledore
Woke up and cursed Mcgonagle
,who promptly flew into a
random wall of spaghetti noodles.
Ron, in a panic reached
for the skies as he
tried to De-gnome the yard. =]
and ate a big green.... 
cookie, which tasted horrible so.....
he gave it to Harry...
who ate it all! Umbridge.....
then shouted and made Harry ...
sort out the kitty plates (lol)
Harry then threw up while...
a cat had a hairball. (my mind is kitty polluted)
Snape did a cartwheel because.....
he got to adopt Harry...
and abuse him with science
He made Harry eat a ...
popsicle. Harry didn't like that.
Snape then forced Harry to...
clean the Potions classroom with.....
all purpose magical cleaner and...
make Snape a chocolate shake
with some laxative pieces which
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