Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. I just borrowed the characters to make something amusing. I am not getting any money for writing this.
A/N: Alright. To all my fans of Roneo and Hermionet comes the sequel. This one is just as crazy and random as the first. It is not important at all to read the first one for anything to make sense. But if you like this one, you can read the first, and vica versa.
Warning: This story contains an evil karaoke machine, cheesy love songs, blackmarket snackboxes, the difference between Gurdyroots and Kicklehops and someone being called an idiot.
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Setting: The Great Hall
(Ron and Hermione twirling on the spot)
Hermione: I’m glad we came to the dance together, Ron
Ron: Yeah. After all it took, I’m glad we- (Harry and Ginny arrive; Hermione and Ron stop dancing)
Harry: Who wants to sing?
Ron: Oh no
(Harry and Ginny wheel in karaoke machine)
Hermione: Aren’t we going to keep dancing?
Harry and Ginny: You’re my Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch!
Ron: (staring disgustedly at Harry and Ginny) Did you say something Hermione?
Hermione: I- (Luna skips in)
Luna: Am I in the right place? (Ron smacks forehead)
Harry and Ginny: She’s his Jelly-Elly Ball! He’s her Sugar-Ugar Bowl! All they do is talk like babies!
Luna: Did anyone hear about the Crumple-Horned Snorkack Conspiracy in Tibet?
Hermione: Now can we dance Ron?
Voice from outside: Eek!
(Lavender runs in, closely followed by-)
Neville: Trevor just wants to dance!
Lavender: Get it away!
Hermione: Ronald! This is a dance!
Harry and Ginny: I wanna be kissed by you! Just you, and nobody else but you! I wanna be kissed by you alone!
Luna: ...and Daddy said the Snorkack attacked the climbers. He wrote an article about it in the latest edition of the Quibbler. He also wrote about Gurdyroots and their properties.
Ron: I can’t hear you Hermione!
Hermione: What?
Neville: Come on Lavender! Trevor isn’t that bad!
Lavender: Yuck! (runs to other side of room)
Harry and Ginny: Say you’ll love me, every waking moment! Say the word, and I will follow you!
(Fred and George walk in wearing big coats and shifty expressions)
Fred and George: (to Hermione) Psst! Lady! Want to buy a Skiving Snackbox?
Hermione: I’ll report you!
Ron: Why this dance?
Harry and Ginny: Sugar Bush, I love you so! I will never let you go! Don’t you let your mother know! Sugar Bush, I love you so!
Luna: (talking to Hermione, who is trying to get Ron’s attention. Ron is gagging at Harry and Ginny’s songs) Gurdyroots are incredibly good for you. Here Hermione, have one! (shoves ugly purple thing into Hermione’s mouth)
Fred and George: Bargain prices! One night only!
Neville: Trevor wants a kiss!
Lavender: Yuck! (runs across the room again)
Harry and Ginny: Our personal favourite; La, de, da! I love you! La, de, doo! I love you! Harry-Bear and Snuggle-Wuggums! Doo, wop, tra, la! Sugar! Pookie! La, la, la!
Ron: What were you saying, Hermione? (looks around) Hermione?
Fred and George: Get your nosebleeds, faints and blisters here!
Hermione: (rolling on floor coughing) The Gurdyroots...
Luna: (nonchalantly) I must have read the label wrong. That’s an organic Kicklehop, not a Gurdyroot.
Neville: You’re hurting Trevor’s feelings, Lavender!
Lavender: Good! (crosses room yet again)
Harry and Ginny: I love you! You love me! We’re as happy as can be! With a great big (hug) and an (incredibly long smooch) from me to you! Won’t you say you love me too!
Ron: (racing across room) Hermione! Are you okay? Say something!
Hermione: You idiot
Ron: At least you can still- Hey! Why would you call me that?
Hermione: If we had been dancing, I wouldn’t have had this gunk shoved down my throat!
Luna: On the contrary. Kicklehops aren’t gunk, they’re magical rutabagas. And I still would have made you eat it.
Ron: How can I make it up to you? (ignoring Luna)
Fred and George: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Neville: Okay. (shoves Trevor up to Lavender’s lips)
Lavender: Ee(insert excessive e’s here) k! (runs out of Great Hall and out of the castle)
(Hermione and Ron start inching towards each other)
Everyone: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
(Harry and Ginny kiss)
Ron: (yelling) This is our scene! Get out of here!
(Everyone trudges out)
Hermione: Finally. (Hermione and Ron pucker lips and-
Karaoke Machine: You gotta kiss the girl!
Ron: Noooo!
The End
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So there it was. The short and incredible silly sequel of a one-shot. Hope you liked it. Leave feedback here. I would like to say thanks to: Dess, who gave me the original inspiration, Sadie, who helped with the title, and all the fans of my other one-shot, who told me they wanted more.