You can talk about your favourite parts of the movies in the movie forum and favourite bits of the books in the books forum - this thread is for quotes, Stina, hence your post was off topic.

If you take a look around the forum and use the search facility, you'll probably find loads of other more appropriate places to discuss Hermione hitting Malfoy.

Oops! Sorry!

Good quote:

"What were you going to do, snore at them?"

Goblet of Fire, after the second task

"S'up Figgy?" -Mundungus Fletcher

i dont know why, i just love it

I personally like this one.....


Ron: How was it?

Harry: Wet.

Ron: Wet? (he says something like that)

Harry: Yeah, coz she was crying.

Ron: Are you that bad of a kisser?



HAHAHAHA it made me laugh forever when i fist heard it


Also i like the one where Ron is making Fun of Crabbe or Goyle


"Ill make him write lines if he does.....My face will not look like a baboons backside."



THat was pretty funny too

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i loved this quote from Fred in OotP:

'Ask us no questions
and we'll tell you no lies'

and it is useful in casual conversations too!

Malfoy: "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."

"Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone."

Woo Hoo you go boy!

Also,

P. McGonagall: "Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"

"Yes," said Harry.

"You called her a liar?"

"Yes."

"You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?"

"Yes."

Professor McGonagall sat down behind her des, watching Harry closely. Then she said, "Have a biscuit, Potter."

my favorite quote is when harry ron and hermoine see professor Lockhart in St. Mungos in ootp.
"I didn't learn joined up writing for nothing you know!" Gilderoy Lockhart.

Well, the two quotes in my signature are some of my favorites.
I also like "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could have been killed - or worse, expelled!" I love most all Hermione quotes.
"Filthy little mudblood" is a good one too. I shouldn't like it, but it's so..catchy.

in GoF,harry takes a bath and mrytle comes out of the sink,
"mrytle!i'm not wearing anything!".that always puts a smile on my face.

I love language period and the differences between British English and American English are always a hoot. So one of my favorite phrases, which is used repeatedly, is "dirty great" -- usually in reference to a snake (for instance, the one that attacked Mr. Weasley in OotP). It just always strikes me funny. Go figure.

And, oh yes, "Tuck in. . ."

There are sooo many good quotes mentioned here that come from the books. It really makes you appreciate Jk's style.

Alright, here's another one...

'Hello Kreacher,'said Fred very loudly, closing the door with a snap.

The house elf froze in his tracks, stopped muttering, and gave a very pronounced and very unconvincing start of surprise.

'Kreacher did not see young master,' he said, turning around and bowing to Fred. Still facing the carpet he added, perfectly audibly, 'Nasty little brat of a blood traitor it is.'

'Sorry?' said George. 'Didn't catch that last bit.'

'Kreacher said nothing,' said the elf with a second bow to George, adding in a clear undertone, 'and there's it's twin, unnatural little beasts they are.'

I was chuckling aloud when I read this, you gotta love the way the twins and Kreacher play off one another!

Just read my signature and you'll see one of my favorite quotes. I also think that anything Dumbledore says is worthy of being a great quote.

There was a tiny bit of net speak in your post (you can't substitute 'c' for see). I've edited your post.

id have to agree that weasly is our king is the best quote from the books

one of mine is in GoF when Harry is trying to figure out his egg clue

'Sounds a bit like Percy singing. Maybe you'll have to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry' -Fred Weasley

my other is in CoS (i think)

'Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?' -Ron Weasley

'Sup Figgy?' -Mundungus Fletcher

i REALLY like all the funny things that Fred and George Weasley say..

My favorite is from GoF. . .
"OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
. . . Skip a bit . . .
'"Hello, Proffesor McGonagall," said Moody calmly, bouncing the ferret still higher.
"What- what are you doing?" said Professor McGonagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret's progress through the air.
"Teaching," said Moody.
"Teach- Moody is that a student?"
"Yep," said Moody.
"No!"
I love that part.

" Well you seem to be laubouring under the delusion that i am going to...what is the phrase?..come quietly."
-dumbledore.

but i pretty much adore everything Dumbledore says, or more so the way he says it.
[B]

i like the:

'im going to bed, before either one of you coem up with another idead to get us killed, or worse............EXPELLED'

hermione 1st film (i dnt think its exaclty like that in the book tho)

And i like :
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

end of 3rd book harry to the dursleys

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"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"

Lol what a weird request, Lavander was obviously not impressed

ok ok...


spoiler for those who have not read book 6!!!

Hermione went to Rons papper,and said"dont worry Ron,I can still fix that."she took that papper,and started to skratch things out.

Ron sat on the chair,rubbing his eyes and said,"i love you Hermione."

Hermione blushed and said,"Dont let Lavender hear you say that..."

"Mabey I should,then we can break up.."Ron said sighing.

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I have a lot of favorites. I really liked the one that Harry said to Umbridge though:
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher," said Harry loudly, "There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head."

I was laughing so hard after that. And another one concering the Harry/Ginny kiss:

Harry looked around; there was Ginny running towards him; she had a hard, blazing look in her face as she threw her arms around him. And without thinking, without planning, without worrying abot the fact that fifty people were watching, Harry kissed her. After several long moments or it might of half an hour or possibly several sunlit days they broke apart. The room had gone very quiet. Then several people wolf-whistled and there was an outbreak of nervous giggling. Harry looked over the top of Ginny's head to see Dean Thomas holding a shatttered glass in his hand, and Romilda Vane looking as though she might throw something.

Haha. I was laughing at Dean and Romilda, but mostly Romilda. I just like the whole quote, but when she said Romilda looked as if she might throw something, I just started laughing.

Some of Dumbledore's words of wisdom about life, the universe, and everything:

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that."

"As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all -- the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them."

"The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution."

All from book 1. I might post some more later.

from the first movie:
Ron: this complicates things a bit...

Hermoine well, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with an other clever idea to get us killed, or worse...expelled!! Ron: She NEEDS to sort out her priorities!

ron: I think we have a bad influence on her....

hermione: ron, you don't think this will be like REAL wizards-chess do you? ron: yes hermione, i think this is going to be EXCACTLY like real wizardchess

Ron: and then....WE PLAY!

3th movie
malfoy: you are gonna regret this! you and your bloody chicken!

fudge: just your name will do
dumbledore: i've got a very long name...


harry: we did it!
dumbledore: did what? bye...

book 6
malfoy: You'd better hurry up. They'll be waiting for the Chosen Captain, or the Boy Who Scored or whatever they call you these days...

Fleur: "I am good-looking enough for both of us, i theenk![...]"

oh yeah, that one is sooo funny

yeah, we don't have to hear about how you're in love with malfoy!

or something like that....of course, harry says this to kreacher

I like this one from Chamber of Secrets movie:

Ginny:Mom, have you seen my jumper?
Mrs. Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat.

I can't remember every single quote I like, since there are planty of them I like, so I'll just go with my "signature."
Read:

my favourite quotes from HBP:

"Oh, there are you, Albus. Youve been a very long time? Upset stomach?
No, i was merely reading the Muggle magazines..."
HBP. UK ed. P 73.

That is so funny. I was laughing really hard wen i read that first

and, my next pick is:

"Promise me, you will look after yourself....stay out of trouble....
I always do, Mrs Weasley. I like quiet life, you know me."
HBP. UK ed. P 327



But of course, my all time HBP fav is:
"There is no need to call me "sir", Professor."

Book 6 spoilers!


dd: there is nothing to be feared from a body, Harry, any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness. Lord Voldemort, who of course secretly fears both...

malfoy:.....only your phoenix lot got in the way
dd:Yes, they do that

greyback:please to see me, dumbledore?
dd: no, i cannot say that i am

greyback: shocks you, that, does it, dumbledore? Frightens you?
dd wll, I cannot pretend it does not disgust me a little.

Book 6: (spoiler!)




Draco: Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers

Mr Weasley: what do you like to call you when we're alone together?
Mrs Weasley: Mollywoobles.

Harry: I want to know where Malfoy's going, who's he meeting..(...)
Dobby: Yes, Harry Potter! And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself out off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!

And many more

thee best HBP spoiler next to the one where
Snape said: Sir, please'
Harry: Oh you don't need to call me sir, Proffesor

is

". . . but now that big Hufflepuff player's got the Quaffle from , her, I can't remember his name, it's something like Bibble — no, Buggins —"
"It's Cadwallader!" said Professor McGonagall loudly from beside Luna. The crowd laughed.

book 6 spoiler

molly: what is your dearest ambition?
arthur: to find out how airoplanes stay up!!!

ron: i could've taken those mer-idiots any time i wanted.
hermione: what were you going to do, snore at them?

In CoS, in response to Malfoy saying it was a pity Hermione didn't die instead of being petrified, Ron jumps off his stool and chokes;
"Let me at him...I don't need my wand, I'm going to kill him with my bare hands!"

In PoA, Ron tells Snape;
"You asked a question and she knows the answer. Why ask if you don't want to be told?"

In OoTP Sirius says about Kreacher;
"Of course, he may have crawled into the airing cupbord and died, but I musn't get my hopes up."

In OotP, at the DoM;
Luna (excitely): "Do you know what could be in there?
Hermione (under her breath): "Something blibbering no doubt."

In HBP, Ron is staring at the bar in the three broomsticks:
Hermione: "What are you staring at?"
Ron: "Nothing."
Hermione: "I expect 'nothing's' in the back getting more fire whiskey."


Also, see my signature for my fave comic HBP quote!

"For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonation myself."-HBP Dumbledore

I admit to not reading this thread past page 4, but some other quotes are repeated anyways and I didn't see this one on here.

I'm not sure if it's in the book or not, but in the movie of SS when Fred (or was it George?) says to Mrs. Weasley:

"Honestly woman, and you call yourself our mother!?!"

I have a particular love the Marauders and Lily so:

Harry started at Wormtail for a moment, then back at James, who was doodling on a bit of scrap parchment. He had drawn a Snitch and was now tracing the letters L. E. What did they stand for?

It was one of the girls from the lake edge. She had thick hair that fell to her shoulders and startling green almond-shaped eyes – Harry’s eyes.
Harry’s mother…

“I wouldn’t go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid.”

Ok. My ultimate favorite quote comes from HBP.

"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."

Hmm... not sure if anyones mentioned this... but im quite fond of a quote from the first book.. it makes me smile everytime i read it (which has been A LOT of times now...)

DD: Ah! bertie bots every flavour beans! i was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit flaboured one and since then im afraid ive rather lost my liking for them - but i think i'll be safe with a nice toffee - dont you?

He smiled and popped the golden brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said,

"Alas! Earwax!"

From HBP:

Snape: Do you remember me telling you we are practising non-verbal spells, Potter?
Harry: Yes
Snape: Yes sir
Harry: There's no need to call me "sir", Professor

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well I have tu sart talking in one topic... so... i love when Ron is in the hspouta wing (The half-blood prince) and he is unconscious, but when he wakes up, he seems to say: "Hermione" the quote is: <"Er-my-nee" croacked Ron unexpectedly from between them>
Well.. i want to be welcome here... i hope that...
so...
bye....

'"Instead you get to arrest me, said dumbledore smiling, "it's like losing a knut and finding a galleon isn't it?"'

Dumbledore rules!

"nitwit blubber oddment tweak!"

hi everyone,

I am big fan of Rons sarcastic replays. But I think my favourit one is in book 1 through the trap door when Ron says to Hermione

"Have you gone mad, are you a witch or not"

and I also like that hole scene in book 6 with DD at the Dursleys.

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Best Speech Ever:

"Welcome!" [Dumbledore] said. "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

"Thank you!"

And then in the 6th book when he recalls it at the funeral, I thought that was sweet

"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously....."One: he's sitting on my chair. Two: he's wearing my clothes. Three: his name's Remus Lupin." - The Marauders, Order Of The Phoenix, page 567.
Yeah I elapsed it a little (that's what the elipses [aka ...] are for though .)

_'sir, professor dumbledor? can i ask you something?
'obviously you've just done so,' dumbledor smiled. 'you may ask me one more thing, however'.
'what do you seewhen you look in the mirror?
'I? i see myself holding a pair of thick, woollen socks.' :D
harry stared :huh:
'one can never have enough socks, said dumbledore. 'another christmas has come and gone and i didn't get a a single pair!

I like this one from HBP

Scrimgeour turned a nasty purple colour highly reminiscentof Uncle Vernon.
'I see you are-'
'Dumbledore's man through and through' said Harry. 'That's right.'

Ron seemed to struggle with himself for a moment, then he said loudly to Hermione, 'Look, let me go back and hit Percy!'

'You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for the Chosen Captain - the Boy Who Scored - whatever the call you these days.'

Draco - I'm going to kill you Harry.
Harry - Well I'm scared now. I suppose Voldemorts just a warm up act compared to you

Harry - ...Snape
Snape - Sir.
Harry - You don't have to call me Sir, Professor

or something like that. Can"t you just picture Snape just boiling from the lack of respect Harry shows him

Snape: Do you remember me telling you we are practising non-verbal spells, Potter?
Harry: Yes.
Snape: Yes sir!
Harry: There's no need to call me "sir", Professor.

i love that, but i like one from POA too...
Harry explained all about Mr and Mrs Weasley's argument and the warning Mr Weasley had just given him. When he'd finished, Ron looked thunderstruck, and Hermione had her hands over her mouth. Finally she lowered them to say, 'Sirius Black escaped to come after you? Oh, Harry...you'll have to be really, really careful. Don't go looking for trouble, Harry...'
'I don't go looking for trouble,' said Harry, nettled. 'Trouble usually finds me!'
that's such a Harryish retort!

I love
McGonagall in POA: Are you being paid to advertise firebolts now, Jordan?

Dumbledore to Fudge in ?: [B]You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born but what they grow to be!

Hermione to Harry in Ootp on checking his dream diary (goes somthing like): [B]Having a rough month, mmhh? You seem to be drowning twice.

I really like " don't call me Nymphadora Remus. It's tonks" and in HBP "Oppugno." whenHermione sent the little yellow birds flying at Ronnikin's Head. I also like in HBP when Luna is commentating and she says that maybe Zacharias is suffring from Losers Lurgy