Ok so I really couldn't think of anymore.

The Dark Knight (2008) Heath Ledger's Joker
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the BlackPearl (2003) Jphnny Depp's Jack Sparrow
Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Dominic Monaghan's Merry
Bruce Almighty (2003) Jim Carey's Bruce Nolan
Corpse Bride (2005) Michael Gough's Elder Gutknecht

Well let's hear the funniest quotes from 2000 or after. Here's a longer one:

Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven.
John Constantine: What would *you* do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?
-Constantine (2005) Rachel Weisz's Angela Dodson and Keanu Reeves's John Constantine

Here's some quotes I thought you might like to add:

Fool of a took!=LOTR
You tarzan, me jane=Marnie
What went by when I wasn't lookin?=Apeman
Its entirely innocent I am=Captain Blood
I always sample a bottle of wine before I drink it=Black Swan
Louis, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship=Casablanca
I never drink wine=Dracula
How like a worm you are. Be one.=Masque of the Red Death
Roar!=King Kong

I really like the following lines from Twilight...

-What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy? -Edward Cullen
-And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. -Edward Cullen

And in Harry Potter...

-It's not our abilities that show who we really are--it's our choices. -Albus Dumbledore

Here are some of my favorite film quotes and the movies they're from:

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
from Casablanca

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
from Forrest Gump

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
from Dirty Harry

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
from The Godfather

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
from Jaws

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
from To Have and Have Not

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
from All About Eve

"May the Force Be With You."
from Star Wars

"Hasta la vista, baby."
from Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
from Love Story

"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings."
from It's a Wonderful Life

"Magic Mirror on the Wall, Who is the fairest one of all?"
from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

"You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
from Raiders of the Lost Ark

"When I'm good I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West in I'm No Angel

"Goodness, what lovely diamonds.
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."
Mae West in Diamond Lil

Other quotes from Mae West (she was the best quipster)!:
“It's not the men in my life that counts- -it's the life in my men."
"Come up and see me sometime"
"The best way to behave is to misbehave[/i]."

Love Actually (the scene where Harry buys the necklace from a sales clerk named Rufus)
Harry: What's that?
Rufus: It's a cinnamon stick, sir.
Harry: Actually, I really, uh, can't wait.
Rufus: Oh, you won't regret it, sir.
Harry: Wanna bet?
[he ties it around the bag with a piece of string]
Rufus: 'Tis but the work of a moment. There we go. Almost finished.
Harry: [sarcastically] Almost finished? What else can there be? Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with Chocolate Buttons?

The Pink Panther
Ponton: He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
Willy Wonka: Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it.

For the poll I picked option 1. I just loved the Dark Knight and Heath Ledger's performance (God rest his soul) was remarkable. I was so happy when he took the Oscar.

My other favorite quotes include...

Anchorman
-Ron: I dont know how to put this, but im kinda a big deal. People know me.
-Veronica: Im very happy for you
-Ron: Im very important...I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

-Brick: He where did you get those clothes...at the...toilet...store?


Dark Knight
-Harvey:Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
-Alfred: Oh, you have no idea!

-Joker:Why so serious?

Twilight

-Bella:Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
-Edward:Um... I had an adrenaline rush, its very common. You can google it.

-Rosalie: Is she even Italian, Emmett?
-Emmett: Her name is Bella!


Thats all for now...

I've got so many film quotes I love!

The most recent one is by "Anything Else", a movie by Woody Allen. The guy is a genius!

"I'd commit suicide but I've got so many problems, that (suicide) wouldn't solve them all."

I lol'ed at this one.


From Hangover:

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

or

"Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon."


From Ps I love you:

"Watch out for that signal, when life as you know it ends."
(Aw )


And my all time favourite because I was obsessed with this movie when it was released, from Spiderman:

"With great power comes great responsibility. That's my power, my curse."

I still get chills when I watch that part.

From "The Princess Bride":
- "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
- "Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."
- "We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
- Wesley: "Why didn't you wait for me?"
Buttercup: "Well, you were dead."
Wesley: "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."


From "Almost Famous":
"Someday, you will be cool."

From "The Blues Brothers":
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

From "Blade Runner":
"All those moments in time, lost, like tears in the rain."

From "Serenity":
- "Things are going to get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?"
- "I aim to misbehave."
- "Do you know what your sin is, Captain?"
"Aw Hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with WRATH!"

I love quoting movies.(:

The Dark Knight:

Detective Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
Two-Face: Half.

Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

^Yeah, I really like that last one...

Some of my favorites -

"A rit of fealous jage!" The Pink Panther - can't remember which one, but from the old Pink Panther movies, with Peter Sellers.

"Blinkin, fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!" Robin Hood: Men In Tights

(This following one - I can't remember the exact quote, but it is similar to this) "I love the book War and Peace!"
"You read it?"
"Well, the first half of it." Sledgehammer

"Wait master, it might be dangerous, you go first." Young Frankenstein

Siegfried: "How do I know you're not from CONTROL?"
Maxwell Smart: "If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead."
Siegfried: "If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead."
Maxwell Smart: "Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL." Get Smart


And now for the long funny one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Enjoy

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

This is my fav. part from the movie The Proposal!

Andrew Paxton: [referring to the story about how he proposed to Margaret] You know what? Actually, Margaret loves telling this story, so I'm just gonna let her go ahead and do that. We should just sit and rapture.
Margaret Tate: Wow, okay... wow, where to begin... the story... Well, um, wow... Okay, well, um, Andrew and I... Andrew and I were about to celebrate our first anniversary together and I knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him and he was scared, like a little tiny bird. So, I started leaving him little hints here and there because I knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask...
Andrew Paxton: That's not exactly how it happened.
Margaret Tate: No?
Andrew Paxton: No, no, I mean I picked up on all of her little hints... this woman is about as subtle as a gun. Yeah, no what I was worried about was that she might find this little box...
Margaret Tate: Oh, the decoupage box that he made, where he'd taken the time to cut out twenty little pictures of himself, just pasted all over the box. So beautiful! I opened that beautiful little decoupage and out fluttered these tiny little hand cut heart confettis and once they cleared, I looked down and I saw the most beautiful, big...
Andrew Paxton: ...fat nothing! No ring.
Grandma Annie: No ring?
Grace Paxton: What?
Andrew Paxton: No, but inside that box, underneath all that crap, a handwritten note with the address to a hotel, date and time. Real Humphrey Bogart type stuff. Masculine. Naturally, Margaret, she thought...
Margaret Tate: I thought he was seeing someone else... so it was a terrible time for me, but I went to that hotel anyway, I went there and I pounded on the door. But the door was already unlocked. As I swung open that door, there he was...
Andrew Paxton: Standing.
Margaret Tate: Kneeling.
Andrew Paxton: Like a man.
Margaret Tate: On a bed of rosebuds, in a tuxedo. Your son. Your son... and he was choking back soft, soft sobs. And when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, he said to me...
Andrew Paxton: 'Margaret, will you marry me?' and she said 'yep', the end!

I voted for the joker one because my favorite movie quote comes from him, but its not that one, its "I can make this pencil disappear" or something like thst. Either way, its an awesome quote

That is a super good line lancelot243... I believe it goes like this:

You want to see a magic trick?
I'm going to make this pencil disappear!
[after slamming guys head] It's magical!!!