Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, okay? No matter how I wish they were, they aren't. I am just having some fun with them.

I know Valentine's day has passed, but I couldn't wait a whole year to post this. Enjoy!

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Mr. Severus Snape,
I thought that since you always seem distant and preoccupied, (Wrackspurts I expect. Have you tried Butterbeer corks?) At any rate, I don't think many people will have the inclination to send you a Valentine. So I will. And here it is. Do you like Plimpy stew? Enclosed is a recipe for it. The best I have. There might be some plimpies living in the the Black Lake. I can teach you to fish for them if you like. Happy Valentine's Day!
Luna Lovegood

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Master Harry,
I am obliged to write and wish you well being during this holiday. Have a very Harry Valentine's Day. A raise is due for me soon.
Dutifully yours,
Kreacher.

Master Harry,
Disregard that last letter. Dobby was making me write it. Don't come back soon. Don't have a Happy Valentine's Day.
Kreacher

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Harry-Bear,
I have a secret crush named Harry,
He does it all and never tarries,
When faced with trouble,
He destroys on the double,
You can see why I love Potter, Harry
Ginny-Pookums

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Hermione,
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
Sugar is Sweet and So are You!
All the other Valentine cards in the store were cheesier than this one. This is the best I could find. It is a Muggle poem. Have you heard it before? Happy Valentine's Day, Hermione. I love you.
Ron

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Dear Valued Customer,
We at Weasley Wizarding Wheezes wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. We hope your day was full of love. We hope you take this opportunity to stop by the store and pick up some love potions. It is sure to make your day extra special.
Yours Jokingly,
Fred and George Weasley

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Arthur,
Happy St. Valentine's day to you , dear. Although it would be easier to love you right now if you would stop messing with that aeroplane in the shed.I mean it- stop now. I love you, darling.
Molly-Wobbles

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My dear, Professor McGonagall,
I wanted to thank you for the heart shaped sherbet lemons you sent over this morning. They truly are delicious. I bet you are wondering what is in that box I sent. I love suprises, so I won't tell you that they are peppermint hearts. Oh dear. I suppose that let the cat out of the bag, as they say. Ah well. I believe there is something else I should tell you, but I cannot recall.
Fondly,
Albus
P.S. Ah! I remember now. A Happy St. Valentine's day to you.

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Grawpy,
I know yeh can't read yet, but I am goin to write yeh a letter to read when yeh can.This is a sort of holiday today. Valentinez Day. So this can be yer first Valentine. An don't be throwing stones at the centaurs no more. I raised yeh better than that.
Hagger.

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