Hagrid: Oh, she's only playin..ha ha h..spit'em out! ha ha
Ron: Ugh..Harry, how many legs does it have?
Mr. Weasley: *digging in Dursleys' trash can*
Mrs Figg: Did I ever tell you 'bout Fluffy's digestion problems, Harry?
Crabb: What do..
I think?

DD's hairdresser: Looong time no see, Albus!
Scissors: Somebody get me out!
Madame Maxime talking to Dudley: Yes, oui, exactement! I am simply big-boned too.
Fudge: If I close my eyes, they'll go away. If I close my eyes, they'll go away. If.. :x
The Sorting Hat to Luna's furry lion hat: You know, handsome,
I can put people in Gryffindor if I want to.. xD
Voldemort: *drinking Coke* "..Maybe I should put one in here too?"

...*squeezing the toothpaste tube* "..Hmm..maybe I should.."
Ernie Macmillan: "I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest breakfast in the....etc"
Sorry guys, I was pretty bored.