Thank you, thank you! We always knew we were popular, but we didn't know we were legend! Not complaining, mind you, just commenting. This is a list of the top ten greatest pranks we've ever done. Of course, we couldn't have done them without help, but that'll come later in the Thank Yous. So sit back, relax, and get ready to blast off. Literally, because we put some dynamite under your chair. And it'll be going off in three, two, one.......



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Alright, this wasn't done by us, exactly, but we set it up.

When Umbridge was in charge during our seventh year, we "took off" early. But we weren't done with Lady Toad. We left Lee Jordan, our best friend, a few Nifflers. If you don't know what a Niffler is, that's your misfortune, because we're not going to tell you. Anyway, Lee kept us updated with his progress, and he said the Nifflers tore up Umbridge's office; once one even attacked her, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. Apparently, she had so many bandages on her hands, she couldn't even hold her wand properly! Man, that would've been a beautiful sight.

The best part: no one knew who did it! A prankster's best weapon is anonymity.



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Once upon a time, during our first year, we fell in love. Yep. You heard right. The Weasley bachelors fell in LOVE. With Dungbombs. We couldn't live without them. We used the little beauties to get a most wondrous object, the Marauder's Map.

Well, we dropped a Dungbomb in the hall and Filch found us. Oh joy. So we did what everyone else does. We sat down, and daydreamed of our next prank as Filch threatened us with the usual, whipping, hanging us from the dungeon ceiling by our ears, death, disembowelment, all that jazz. Then, then Fred came out of his stupor long enough to notice a drawer labeled Confiscated and Highly Dangerous. He pointed out to me, George. I dropped another Dungbomb to create a diversion, he slammed open the drawer and grabbed a very old-looking parchment. We (eventually) got away from Filch and tried to figure out what the parchment did that got Filch so protective about it. I, being the smart one, tapped the parchment and said that I was a Joker Supreme, and the parchment replied:



Obviously, I tried it, and we discovered the Marauder's Map. One little Dungbomb gave us a whole world of pranking possibilities. That's why it's on the number nine spot.



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This was short but fun. Everybody knows how Percy is a Ministry-loving git, so we decided to show him just what we think about his attitude toward the Ministry.

We slipped a “sample,” AKA as much as we could get, of dragon dung into his Ministry inbox. Let's just say he wasn't pleased.

Now, that “sample” was hard to get! First, we had to owl Charlie to see if he would help us. His answer: “Do Crups look like Jack Russel terriers?” So we told him what we needed. He got the dragon dung in a pile in Romania, of all places! So he had to Apparate to the Burrow, Side-Along-Apparate us back to Romania, get us to magic it to the Ministry, Side-Along-Apparate us back, then Apparate back to his job! Whoa, he must have been tired!

So we levitated the dung into Percy's office and landed it in his inbox. We labeled it: “A sample of fertilizer from the country of Norway.” When Percy saw (and smelled) the dung in his inbox, he sent a really mean and long letter to Norway saying how they didn't need to send that much fertilizer and they should've put the “sample” in a sealed container.

Of course, he still doesn't know that we sent it instead of Norway, and we don't plan on telling him. And if YOU tell him, we'll put some dragon poo in your inbox too!



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Everyone buys our fake wands, it's an unwritten law. But no one knows who we started our testing on.

Hello Mum, yes, we ARE talking about you!

We “accidentally” left a prototype wand in the kitchen once and when we heard Mum's scream of surprise, we knew we had our test subject. This was in our sixth year. We tested every single fake wand prototype on her, from the ones that turn into jeans to the ones that beat you on the head when you wave them. They passed with flying colours, or, in one case, the colour of Mum's bruises. We started selling them at Hogwarts and they were an instant hit!

Harry and our Ickle Ronniekins, Hermione told us, were trying to us them in Transfiguration! Needless to say, they weren't able to Transfigure their hedgehogs into pincushions.

Well, we have to ski-dawdle, places to go, people to see, Headless Hats to advertise......



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Ah, Egypt! A place of mystery, mummies and pranks involving pyramids! Good times, good times.

Hey, we had six people just waiting to be pranked. Well, OK, fine, they weren't waiting exactly, but they were just ..... being boring! Like, come ON! Someone needs to spice up life! And those someones just happen to be named Fred and George. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

On with the story.

First, we tried to get Ginny and her Egyptian boyfriend locked in a pyramid together, but Mum caught us. That took her off our pranking list, no questions asked. Dad we took off too, just because..... OK, we didn't have a reason. So sue us.

Then we tried to get Percy locked in King Tut's tomb, but the guard spotted us and gave us the worst lecture we've ever had. And that's saying something, if you've ever heard Mum giving us "mortal-fiber structuring" lectures. On second thought, let's not think about those.

We got Bill locked in successfully, (and we didn't get caught) but because he's a curse-breaker, he got out by himself.

Charlie, on the other hand, he had to be let out by another tourist about a day later. We went back to see what he had done to the place, and he had everything in there, even one of those Muggle "televisions". Dad was so excited to see it, we think he might've peed his pants.

(And if a woman with red hair named Molly Weasley asks you about this, tell her you don't know ANYTHING. PLEASE.)



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We spent hours looking for those beetles! We found a half-dozen scarab beetles and we put them in Bill's soup. This, incidentally, was just after Bill got out of the pyramid we shut him in (see Prank #6 for details). We were still in Egypt, in case you haven't already figured that out. Ron had bought Harry a Pocket Sneakoscope for his birthday, and it must've realized what we did, because it kept going off. Fortunately, Bill just said it was nothing but a magicked piece of junk and never noticed a thing.

The best part: He ate it all! Not one antennae was left in his bowl! When we told him what we had done, his face turned bright green and he rushed off to the loo.

It was FUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!



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Who remembers Percy's love life? Not us, because it's non-existent! Well, that was until Ginny told us something very helpful.....

During our forth year, Ginny was in her first, and then Lucius Malfoy gave her You-Know-Who's diary, and You-Know-Who possessed her. Well, Ginny was walking around in one of her not-currently-possessed-by-You-Know-Who states of mind, and she went looking for an empty classroom so she could talk to Tom. At least that's what she told us.

Anyway. She didn't know that the Room of Requirement existed yet, so she found an abandoned classroom and carefully kicked in the door. Nice and hard.

Apparently, all our teaching paid off. She's an expert at making a loud entrance nowadays.

So Ginny slammed open the door and walked in on Percy. Percy Weasley WITH PENELOPE CLEARWATER! They were having a full-out snogging session when our dear little sister scared the life out of them. Perce swore her to secrecy but in true "twins' fashion" (No, we did not make that up. We heard Mum using that phrase when she was scolding Ron about breaking another school rule) she told us one the train ride home. Oh, that was the funnest summer we ever had. Every time Percy left a room, at least one of us would yell out one of the following statements:

"Did Clearwater clear up your understanding of girls yet, Perce?"

"Y'know, we cleaned out the broom cupboard just for you and your GIRLFRIEND!"

"Hey Percy! What year is your snogging session with Penelope going to end this time?"

Or something along those lines. We swear he didn't stop blushing the entire summer!

We miss the good ol' days.....



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Umbridge. She comes up a lot, doesn't she? Well, she's a good thing to prank.

We set up a Portable Swamp in a corridor (we forget which one), and then ... and then ... we couldn't stick around to watch her struggle to get rid of it. Because she was gonna have our hides whipped raw. And then some.

But we didn't have to stay, because we had done our part for Dumbledore and we had given Lee a few Nifflers (see Prank #10 for details), so we went out with pandemonium behind us.

Fun fun fun fun fun!

A Portable Swamp is a swamp that comes in a little package a bit smaller than a Muggle Zip-lock bag. You pull the string, toss the swamp into the space you want to cover, and the swamp explodes with a bang, fleshing out and becoming Umbridge-like-people's worst nightmare. They cost five Galleons each.



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Nine letters: F, I, R, E, W, O, R, K, and S.

Add one very annoyed Umbridge.

Subtract the help of the skilled teachers.

Now, do you understand the reason this is in the number two spot?

We thought so.

Umbridge was running around screaming her head off, and every time she tried to get rid of them and the spell didn't work, she blamed Filch! Which is totally stupid, because everyone knows that Filch is a Squib. But stupid is her middle name, so we shouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm.....

Dolores Stupid Umbridge.....

It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah. And a Basic Blaze Box costs five Galleons while a Deflagration Deluxe costs twenty. So come on down and buy a BBB or two!



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We would like to thank the following people for the following reasons:

Peeves the Poltergeist→ Thank you for joining us on some of our pranking crusades; supporting our antics; and continuing our work with Umbridge when we had to leave

Filch→ Thank you for providing us with the Marauder's Map and a good laugh; and being an awesome test subject

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs→ Thank you for creating the Marauder's Map, it's been the secret to our success, and we wish we knew who you are so we could thank you personally

Harry Potter→ Thank you for not getting mad when we pranked you, Ron, or Hermione; and giving us you Triwizard winnings so we could start Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes

Malfoy→ Thank you for being an idiot; being a loser; being a good test subject; and being a funny little ferret (we're never going to let you live that down, you know that, right?)

Mum→ Thank you for being the bestest mum we could ever have; and being a perfect test subject



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Everyone remembers Harry's first year. That was our fourth.

Let's remember waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back.....

Harry had just retrieved the Philosopher's Stone and was knocked out in the Hospital Wing. We decided to send him a get-well-soon gift. So we blew up a toilet.

We had promised Ginny the toilet seat, but we though that if we sent it home to her, we'd get yet another Howler from Mum, so the seat went to Harry. Of course, Madam Pomfrey thought it was “unhygienic,” so she confiscated it as soon as we left. Darn.....

Oh well. It was the thought that counts.



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