Granted but then you find out everyone else has seen it and are always talking about it, you get left out and there was no way for you to see the movie anymore.


I wish Jason didn't feel so sad and alone.

Granted! Jason doesn't feel so sad and alone. (That's a terrible feeling, so I won't corrupt your wish. I'll just make something up!) But you feel annoyed and smothered because your beta keeps pestering you about when you're going to send her a chapter to read over.

I wish I didn't go to bed so late last night and wake up too early.

Granted but you go to bed really early and wake up really late, and you're late for work!

I wish I wasn't so indecisive.

Granted, you always know which decision to make but you start making decisions for others and they get so annoyed no one will talk to you anymore.


I wish I could fall into a perfect sleep schedule.

Granted you do after taking Ambien to help with your insomnia, you get to the point that you get into a good sleep schedule and you are known as the modern day Rip Van Winkle and sleep for twenty years. Once you awaken the world as you know it has reverted back to the Stone Age and everyone in it has become Neanderthals.

I wish that my kids would quit fighting over stupid video games!

Granted then they just become perfect kids and you fall into a deep depression because you feel not needed.

I wish my eyes would stop changing colors.

Granted! Your eyes stop changing colors, but your hair becomes rainbow colored and tastes like orange, lime and raspberry sherbert and everyone eats your hair until it's all gone.

I wish really good, independent movies were shown in the suburbs.

Granted, but the movies are so good that everyone else is always there and you can't ever get in to see a show.


I wish I could get rid of my slight writers block so I could send something to my super amazing beta.

Granted, but you write so much that you never do anything else.

I wish there was a fan nearby! *sweats to death*

Granted, but its a fan that they use in movies to create storms, so all of your belongings blow away into a nearby lake, and you get blown into a field aproximately 20 miles from your house, and so you have to walk home. Not only that, but the fan created a tornado, and it destroyed your entire neighborhood, and now everyone hates you!

I wish that my friends would write to me while I'm at camp.

Granted, but they write about how much they don't miss you and all of the fun that they are having with your absence!

I wish I could find the true meaning of life.

Granted, but you can't find where you left your car keys.

I wish I had a glass of water.

I don't drive a car!

Granted, but you can't drink it!

I wish there was no skinny or fat people, just people who got along and were all the same size!

Granted, but you realize that it's not going to solve any major problems, other than people's judgement of others and themselves. Therefore it was a waste of wish.

I wish (hope) my exam grades are high!

Granted, but since they are only high compared to everyone else's exam marks, you still fail! (Sorry, but that was too fun to pass up )

I wish that my favourite Harry Potter characters were real!

(Hang on... they aren't real?? )

Granted, but they'd be complete strangers and no one would care, not even you. So, why aren't they real?

I wish I had a normal, lovely laptop with memory enough for all my stuff, and it won't explode, or get broken, or have water spilled on it, or get stolen by a robber or my sister.

Granted, but it doesn't let you email me on it

I wish I had straight hair.

Granted, but it never moves its so straight.

I wish I could meet Dess, she is such a great friend and fun to talk too.

Granted but you find out that you two are more different than you thought and you can't get along for more than 5 minutes.


I wish I could make up my mind about these two guys already.

Granted you decide to host your own Love Reality Series called Alonnet of Love and instead of two dudes you get 25 of them. Each week you have to eliminate the one guy you feel is the loser. When it comes down to the final two, only one of them is one of the two you are indecisive about. You don't pick that guy, you pick a total dweeb who has no personality and is a throwoff of a 80's Big Hair Band member.

I wish that my ex-husband would wind up in the penetiary(sp?)

( Lol DracosLady, that was great!!!)

Granted but he is only there for a week and he ends up coming back again and again because he found out about your wish. Then he gets caught stealing and goes back and after a series of events you find that he has to stay for life...


I wish this guy would see just how much I like him already. *Grumble to self about stupid boys*

Granted, he realises that you like him, but he falls in love with your best friend instead

I wish the guy I like wasn't such a player *sigh*

Granted, but then you lose interest in him because his player attitude was what attracted you in the first place.

I wish Sister would understand why the guy I like is not a jerk!

Granted, but I'm only pretending to understand why you think he's not a jerk.

I wish that my computer time wasn't under threat from my all-powerful mother (at least in this household!).

Granted! It's not under threat from your mother, but it is about to be banned altogether by Delores Umbridge!

I wish my allergies would go away.

Granted, but instead of allergies, your hair falls out!

I wish I could get over the guy that I like! It is way too hard!

Granted. I know what it's like to love a jerk, and really want to get over him but you can, so I won't corrupt that.

I wish my sister and I could have a decent conversation without it turning into her yelling at me. (though, lucky for me, this seems to be one of the only problems in my family )

Granted, but then they end in fistfights and hairpulling!

I wish I could think of a wish that couldn't be corrupted!

Granted, but you pull out your hair (because you seem to like saying that, )

I wish it wasn't raining!

Hey be careful when you say that! Anyway not all boys are stupid . Most are but not the gentleman, sadly there are only a few, at least I am one. Just ask the the boy, don't fear rejection. If he does, don't worry he is probally a jerk. I hope I haven't made you mad...

Granted, but now its so sunny you go blind!

I wish this girl would stop liking me. I hated to let her down, but she's still obsessed...

Granted! She stops liking you and you don't have to let her down, but now you miss her attentions. Then one day you realize that you are in love with her. You become madly obsessed and she thinks you're bonkers and, therefor, takes out a restraining order on you.

I wish my hair would stop falling out. (Thanks alot, BasiliskFang!)

Oh no, me in love with her, I am about to drive myself bonkers! lol joking...

Granted, but now your hair is growing non stop, at least you get to help the bald by selling your hair every week. The next day your hair will grow back.

I wish Earth was named Bob like off of Titan's A.E.

Granted Earth is renamed Bob and so are the other planets, they are Moe (Mars), Ethel (Venus), Jethro (Jupiter), Susie (Saturn), Bart (Neptune), Buford (Uranus), and Muffy (Mercury). Since you came up with the idea you are inducted into the Astronomers Are Us Club of the Universe and get a star named after you on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as well as a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records for being the most Creative PLanet Namer of All Times.

I wish that I could take a vacation to England *sigh*

YAY!!!!!!!

Granted, while in England you bump into the trio walking down the street. They take you back to the whole cast. You have tons of fun, then they put you in the DH movie! You are given tons of money for playing the part. So you decide to email every one you know on VTM and invite them for some fun. We all get put in the movie too!!!

I wish I had a huge 200 year old oak in my yard.

(Not to be mean, but how is that a corruption?)
Granted but one night it falls on your house crushing the whole thing.


I wish people would learn to comprehend what they read before they go spouting off about it.


(Loony'sCool Maybe you just read my post wrong but I said "stupid boys" that had nothing to do with all boys just certain ones, if it had I would have said something along the lines of... *Grumbles to self about how all boys are just stupid* I am well aware that not all are so that's why I didn't say it.)

Umm, granted, but then you don't comprehend what you read and go odd on rants to every person about everything said on Vtm.

I wish the camp I'm helping with would become more fun.

Granted it becomes way too much fun . So much fun in fact that you or anyone else at camp realizes that the camp you are at is the site for a Slasher Flick "When Camp Counselors Attack" and you and all that are there are hapless victims and extras in the movie. You are lucky enough to survive the ordeal though and afterwards you end up on a Reality TV Show titled "I'm a Horror Movie Survivor: Get Me Outta Here!"

I wish that my dog would walk herself outside to go potty *sigh*

(DracosLady, that was a fantastic corruption!)

Granted! Your dog walks herself outside and opens the door to your car and goes potty right on the driver's seat.

I wish certain people *cough, cough* would stop being mean to my Severus in the 5 Word Story thread.

Granted but instead they start being mean about Draco, Lucius, and even you which makes me and Kiersten angry resulting in a high-school like feud between us and them.


I wish my sunburn would go away so I wouldn't be stuck in bed.

Thanx lisasnape I thought it was good.

PLease don't give my dog any ideas

*clears throat* gee I hope thats not me you mean lol

Anyhow... Granted .your sunburn does in fact go away, and you do get stuck deliberately to your bed because of it. You decide to slater on some aloe and lie on the bed. Well what you thought was aloe was really in fact motor oil and when it dries it causes you to get stuck to the bed....Darn those sunburns lol

I wish that I was a contestant on Survivor: Samoa

Granted! You are a contestant on Survivor: Samoa. You are the winner, in fact, but before you can collect your $1 million prize, you succumb to the fatal infection that you contracted from being bitten by an enormous mosquito.

I wish I could have front row seats to that high-school like feud!

Granted but after some time you have to jump in because everyone was ganging up on us and insulting us to no end, resulting in all of us involved being banned for a year.


I wish people wouldn't worry about me quite as much.

Granted! We are no longer worried. We send you out into the world without sunscreen, or even water, and you get a terrible sunburn, feel awful, forget to eat and then pass out. (Oh yeah, that already happened! )

I wish I could finish the book I must read before Friday when it's due back at the library.

(Oh, make fun of me, that's nice Lisa. Lol that was funny though.)
Granted but you don't comprehend a single word and have to have me explain the whole thing.


I wish the whole world didn't already know what happened.

Granted the whole world completely forgets what happened to you entirely..In fact they have gotten amnesia and totally forgotten that you existed, they don't remember your love reality show Alonnet of Love, they also forget about your appearance on America's Next Best Dance Crew as well as your guest spot on I'm A HP Fan Get Me Outta Here!

I wish that I did not have to get up so early in the morning *sigh*

Granted you never have to get up at a specific time again so you keep sleeping lat and eventually become so lazy that no one asks you to do anything again and you just waste your life away in bed.

I wish I could come up with corruptions that are as creative as Draco'sLady's are.

That was funny Alonnet

Granted your corruptions become as creative as mine so creative in fact that you decide to open a Corruption style website where you take all of the creative corruptions I have came up with and put them on Greeting cards to be sold all around the world. The only problem is some people become insulted at birthdays, anniversary parties and Christmas because of said greeting cards that your creativity lands you in bankruptcy court.

I wish that I had the patience to paint my kitchen and dining room

Granted but everyone else loses their patience and leaves you to do it all by yourself then halfway you fall and hurt your ankle (just a sprain) and forget all about finishing them so they only get half painted.

I wish I could find a job that I enjoy, has good hours, and pays well.

Granted, but you end up loving your job so much that it becomes an obsession, and you work there constantly, night and die. This leads to you forgetting about us here on Vtm and everywhere, and you eventually become a hobbit.

I like how I was being used in a corruption on here without knowing it, haha. Sarcasm.

I wish that when I go back to school this year, I get the leading lady role in one of the musicals.

Granted you get to be the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz, but in order to do so you have to us a spray that dyes your hair green for at least 6 months and the make-up makes you break out so badly you have to wear the same make-up everyday to cover it. The make-up unfortunately costs $6 a bottle and you go through about 4 bottles a week so you end up broke.


I wish my sunburn didn't hurt so bad.