granted but then your kids come home with loads of homework every night and want you to help them which you do and then you are doing their homework for hours on end.

I wish miley cyrus the sl*t would go back to nashville.

Granted she does eventually go back to Nashville but only after she comes to your hometown and causes mass destruction like out of "Disaster Movie" and totally gives your town a bad rap and tourism goes down the tubes where you live.

I wish that I could get more into exercising...

granted. You start running, but then you become so addicted to it, you can't stop! Inspired by Forrest Gump, you decide to run across the country. But you want to out-do him, so you run back and forth a total of fifty-nine times. After ten years of running, you get bored and want to go back home. You run all the way there, and when you walk in your front door, your parents don't remember you, and they chase you away from their house because your leg hair is incredibly long and you smell really bad. You then become a sad, lonely hobo on the street because you wasted your whole life running instead of getting an education, and nobody really cares about that weirdo who ran across the country for ten straight years.

I wish school wouldn't start.

so granted. But then you wouldn't be able to learn anything unless you were home schooled. like me!!!!

I wish that I could suddenly find alot of money!

Granted! You find millions of dollars, eruos, whatever, but you have to split it with me!

I wish I had the courage to send the letter that I wrote.

You send it but the person who gets it never reads it because its lost in the post.

I wish wishes could wish for themselves.

Granted! Wishes can now wish for themselves, but since they have taken over, you can't make your own wishes.

I wish my letter would not get lost in the post.

Your letter does not get lost but the person ho receives it never talks to you again.

I wish upon a star.

It depends on what you wished for. If you wished for something terrible. It will come put that way and vise versa.

I wish that I could spend a day with Emma Watson!!!!!!!!!

granted but you are wearing a very long dress when you meet her and you trip and fall flat on your face. everybody laughs but emma gives you a pie and when you are standingh up your hand wobbles and the pie spalts in your face.

i wish that nobody says anything mean to all week on here.

Granted, no one says anything mean on here. Everyone keeps complimenting you on everything until it drives you insane.

I wish that it was sunday already!!!

Granted Sunday has finally arrived and you are so thrilled about it that you decide to take a vacation. You go on a cruise ship and find out that the only other people on the cruise are really old people who are retirees. You freak out cause there are no young people at all, then the ship gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle and your life story then becomes a Sci-Fi movie....

I wish that my cat would learn to come in through the front door instead of the window....

Granted! The cat not only learns to come in through the front door, but to leave through it as well. He/She stays out until the wee hours of the morning partying and carrying on, until she comes home intoxicated and vomits on your clean carpet.

I wish I could bring my Hydrangea tree back from the brink of death.

Thats funny lilasnape my dumb cat actually used to come in and out of the door (after she tore the screen part to shreds lol) she also likes to bring her rodent catches in the house with her *ewww* dumb hairball lol

Anyhoo....Granted you do bring your precious tree back from the brink of death and it grows to enormous proportions, it grows so big in fact it blocks out the sunlight at your house as well as the sunlight to all of your neighbors houses as well. The neighbors curse you for this and threaten to have the "Tree Chopping Comittee" come over, but alas the tree turns into the whomping Willow and whacks anyone who comes within 10 feet of it with a chainsaw....

I wish that I could get my son a new car...Unfortunately he does not how to drive a stick shift so my car is out lol

Granted! You can get your son a new car. Well, it's not brand new, but it is free. Arthur Weasley has donated his flying Ford Angelina to your son. Enjoy!

I wish I could make my lazy mind write the next chapter! (Soon, I really, really promise.)

Granted. Your mind makes up the rest of the book. You publish it and everyone hates it.

I wish that i could live in England!

I'm not a reader, but I'm a writer and I wish the same thing.

Granted. I know how you feel.

Granted.
I wish that my throat would get better!!!!

Granted. That's terrible. But then you get to go to your 1st volleyball game that you missed.

I wish that I had a dog that belonged to me!!

Granted, you get a dog. Then you get so sick of taking care of it, so your parents give it away.

Urg.

Um you forgot to wish.

Oh haha. I wish that school wouldnt be so long.

Yeah. Granted, but then you get bored and you are forced to go.

I wish that I could find something fun to do after school.

granted. you find something fun to do. Then it gets boring and you never want to do that again.
I wish kylie would go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted.
I wish that my brothers won't come up here while i'm secretely on.

Granted.
I wish that i didn't have to dice tomatoes.

granted.
I wish I didn't have to go. Gotta go.

Granted! You never have to get off every again!
I wish that my friend would get on and talk to me!

granted you are on all day.

I wish that my cat would stop scratching me.

Granted the cat does stop scratching you once it realizes that you are not a personal scratching post and the kitty gets bored by you and instead goes outside, stalks your neighbors and when the first unsuspecting "victim" walks by your cat jumps on them and scratches to their delight. The "victimized" neighbor runs away screaming and lands in an open sewer manhole. The cat laughs, licks it paws and walks away...

I wish that I did not have such a blasting migraine *uggh the light is blinding*

granted.

I wish that my wallet would show up. I lost it about half an hour ago. Probably at the gas station. It had my library card and some gift cards and 10 bucks in it. Tell me if it's not that bad. I'm sooo so so so so so sad.

aww sorry! Granted you find your wallet and never lose it again.
I wish that I wouldn't feel so weak during volleyball.

Granted! You don't feel so weak during volleyball because you no longer play ... while ... you ... are ... SICK!

I wish I had an automatic root toucher-upper that would remind me when it's time to color my hair and then go ahead and do it for me! (Wouldn't that be cool? )

Granted you acquire one of these from Arthur Weasley and each time your roots need touching up, a bell goes off and your roots are magically done, but unfortunately because it is one of Arthur's inventions, when the bell goes off, not only does the color you wish your roots to be appear but so does like 4 or 5 different colors as well, your roots begin to look like a rainbow of sorts....

I wish I did not have a cold *sniffle*

( You are very funny! At least it would cover the grays, even if it is rainbow colored!)

Granted! Your cold goes away. I'm not gonna corrupt that; feel better soon!

I wish there was something delicious and nutritious to eat for lunch.

Granted. Sometimes I've heard that when people try to eat nutritious food it's really hard.

britishemmafan you forgot to make a wish...So I'll go with lilasnape's

Granted you go outside into your backyard and see that there are some wild mushrooms growing by your trees, you decide that this seems nutrtious enough, so you pick some and take them into the house to deep fry them in the George Foreman French Fry cooker. You eat the mushrooms and realize that thre was more to these than meets the eyes...They are magical mushrooms from the Herbology Greenhouse..They are delicious though, and you go on a strict mushroom diet for a month....

I wish that I did not spend all day cleaning house (6 hours worth of spring like cleaning)

oops! My bad!!

Granted. but then your house gets so messy that when you go give donations out by hand to the poor, you discover it looks like theirs and you are ashamed so you clean it.

I wish britishemmafan had made a wish so that I could corrupt it!

Haha Emery! Always forgetting these things! I'll wish for her! I wish that I didn't get my phone taken away! (That was like months ago! They still haven't given it back yet!)

Granted your phone is returned to yuou, but unfortunately it is a phone that you have to put quarters in to make calls. You have a limited number of minutes that you are allowed, no texting, no internet access and no incoming calls allowed. So when you want to talk to someone you put a quarter in and call someone who cares lol....

I wish that it would quit raining out, so I could do yardwork...

Granted, it stops raining. So you can now do your yard work. But then it gets so unbearably hot that you get heat stroke and collapse.

I wish I could find a decent job somewhere!

Granted! You find a decent job...at DracosLady's house doing her yardwork. It doesn't matter to her that it's raining, she makes you go out and mow the lawn anyway. And on those unbearably hot days, she forces you to weed and then it's you that gets heat stroke and collapses!

I wish my mother wasn't so indecisive.

granted.

I wish that i could eat my mother's cookies right now.

I don't think i'll grant that. It's the morning and cookies aren't meant to be eaten now. in my opinion.
I wish that I could meet Emma Watson.

Granted, you meet her and become best friends!
I wish that our football team was better.

Granted they get so good that they go to the state championship against my old high school and beat them (my old high school was State Champs for 4 years straight)

I wish that I didn't feel so queasy right now....

Granted.

I wish that my dad would let me get a phone.

I have to say no to that. Because wouldn't it just be better to get a computer and then you just have email, IM, chat room, and anything else that you want. I don't think I'll grant that one.

I wish that I could get money out of nowhere so that I can start saving up for a computer. Speaking of which I need to multi task and go look at that and stay on here. It's possible.

Granted. You have enough money to go get a computer. When you get it, it breaks. Then you can't have it until you have enough money to fix it.

I wish i had a unicorn!