Ok harryjpotters last wish was -

I wish for world peace and love everywhere

Granted, but every is so generous that the worlds economy collapses, and most of the world starves.

I wish for: A bottomless sweet bag, where all of the sweets are really tasty and healthy.

granted but the bag splits and the sweets go everywhere

i wish i could see my girlfriend

Aww dang, must it be corrupted? Granted, but you and you're girlfreind have a fight Sorry child!

I wish that insects did not exist, and the world could go on happily without them.

Granted but then cats wouldn't exist either, and how would we live happily without cats?

(I want insects gone too though!)

I wish I didn't have to study.

granted but then you dont get good grades

i wish i could have a dragon

oh a shiny new thread.

Granted but it eats you.

I wish I would get up earlier.

granted but you get upat the crack of dawn

i wish i had no family to annoy me

Granted but that's a really terrible wish .

I wish there wasn't going to be a huge snowstorm here tomorrow.

granted but instead it rains all day

i wish i could have some more friends here

Granted, but then they never come back.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to go eat breakfast.

granted but you dont stop eating

i wish my parents would trust me

Granted, but they trust you too much and give you way too many dangerous chores .

I wish the fish tank would stop making noises!!

granted but your fish die

i wish my brother would go outside

granted but he never comes back

I wish that I didn't have homework

granted but you get really bored


i wish my dog would stop barking

granted but he never barks again and because of that you never know when he's hungry and you don't feed him, so he runs away

I wish that I wasn't so board today

Granted, but because you're not a board, you become bored. Ah the joy of synonyms!

I wish I could sing.

granted but you get sick of singing

i wish i wasnt ill

Granted, but your mother gets ill and you have to be with her to care for her night and day, and you don't get to have a life. Plus, in the end, you just get a disease from being with a sick person so much.

I wish people didn't act so fake.

granted but start acting fake

i wish people would take more notice of me

Granted, but they become brutally honest and insult you.

I wish it was sunnier.

granted but it gets so hot the sun burns out

i wish that my life didnt suck

Granted, but your life is so good that people are really jealous of you, and one of your stalkers hurts you.

I wish life in general didn't have to suck.

granted but life gets to good a people get bored

i wish my mum would let me stay on the computer

Granted but the amaaaaazing book girl bursts out of the screen and eats you.

I wish my comments wouldn't get deleted.

Who is the amazing book girl?

Granted, but the comments that were supposed to get deleted but weren't deleted, offended somebody because of their meanness, and they report you and you get banned right off the site. That would be sad.

I wish people didn't lie. It would make life so much easier.

granted but no one comments

i wish that becky black would date me

The Amazing Book girl....*shudders* Never mind about that. Don't ask!!


Granted, but she cheats on you.

I wish I could meet J. K. Rowling...

granted but she runs away from you

i wish my family would let me do what i want

Granted but you want to go bungee jumping and the cord breaks.

I wish I felt motivated today.

Granted, but you can't stop moving and eventually collapse from exhastion and you have to go to hospital.

I wish I could speak my mind and not offend anyone (because right now, I can't, and it sucks. I'm sure you all know what I mean)

Haha Sister, I have no idea what you mean...
Granted, but you can only do it in French...

I wish it was warmer out.

granted but it gets to hot

i wish my life was better

Granted, but you get bored with the same old things happennig

I wish I could date my crush!

Granted but then they stalk you and you get freaked out...

I wish I could fly...

granted but they dump you in a week


i wish my dad would stop shouting

Ouch! Granted, but he never talks again and it drives you crazy!

I wish I could sing.

Granted but that's all you can ever do-- sing. No talking!

I wish Hannah Montana would cease to exist....

granted but she hates you

i wish my family liked me

Granted but you hate them.

I wish the little children outside would disappear. They are soooo loud.

Granted but then the spiders come back.

I wish I could find my cell phone charger.

The spiders are still there and I prefer them over the kids.
Granted but it blows up.

I wish the KIDS WOULD GET LOST!!!!

Granted, but you get in trouble because you were supposed to watch them!

Snapefan21, that would be ... awesome!

I wish I could fly!

Granted but there's no sky.

I wish the world would turn back the right way up.

Granted but then it implodes. Because implosion is so much better than explosion.

I wish there were actually giant rabbits that jumped around breaking into people's homes and leaving chocolate eggs.

granted but the rabbits crush the houses

i wish that my girlfriend would phone me

Snapefan21 what film is that??? It's been bothering me for years!!!
Granted but she dumps you over the phone. My comiserations it happened to me once.

I wish my hair will turn out the way I want it.

granted but then you decide you dont like it

i wish my mum would calm down

Lol it didn't turn out how I wanted

Granted but you get angry.

I wish the stray hairs wouldn't itch.