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harryjpotter
Ok so basically you ask a really stupid question such as:

Why do jellies fish?

and the next person has to come up with an answer before they can post a stupid question.

ok so why do jellies fish?
alkisti
Because fishes can not jelly.

Why do clouds look like faces?
BasiliskFang
Because they imitate things they see!

Why do roots show?
harryjpotter
because they are kind guides to the afterwolrd.

Why do bumbles bee?
BasiliskFang
Because they can't A or C!

Why does ice cream cream?
harryjpotter
because in a fit of passionate rage the transmorgifiaction did not ensue and so could not demorgify the translusable infatuation.

how do you?
BasiliskFang
I just do because I can!

Why do bookmarks book?
harryjpotter
because if they don't they won't get a definite place.

Who's there?
BasiliskFang
The whisper people!

Why is verb a noun?
alkisti
Because we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway.

Why am I white, even when I'm blue?
BasiliskFang
Because you can be a spokesperson for a paint company.

Why are mothers so motherly?
DeSs
(I won't be the brightest fish in this bowl, for I'm not a native English speaker, but I'llgive a shot to it)

Because they can't be fatherly enough.

Why whipped cream?
harryjpotter
because it gets its kicks from leather.

Infamy infamy they've all got it in for me!
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