The Day Edward Stole Dani’s Twizzlers and All He Got Out of it was a Piano
Me: *plays piano badly* *piano breaks*
Dani: “Hahahahahahahahahahahaha”
Me: *sigh*
Dani: “Ooooo, I have Twizzlers!”
Me: “Gimme some!”
Dani: *hands over bag over Twizzlers*
Edward: *runs over and steals Twizzlers*
Me: “OMG HE STOLE MY TWIZZLERS!!*
Dani: *drops broken piano on Edward* *piano misses and lands on Rosalie*
Edward: *points and laughs at Rosalie*
Me: *takes Twizzlers back while Edward is distracted*
Edward: “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Me: *stuffs Twizzlers into mouth* “Mwahahahahahahahaha!!”
Edward: *sigh* “I’m sorry.” *plays piano*
Me: “Omg, Edward’s playing piano for me!” *sudden realization* “WAIT! I don’t have a piano any more…”
Edward: *sarcastically* “Pssh, no, of course I didn’t ask Draco to magically make me a piano.”
Me: *GASP!!* “Draco, since when did you befriend the vampires?!”
Draco: “Well, since most vamps are evil… I would’ve join the bad ones, but I didn’t wanna get eaten.”
Emmet: “Who says we aren’t gonna eat you?”
Rosalie: (now out from under the piano) “No, don’t! He’s cute.”
Emmet: “WHAT?! But you’re supposed to like me!”
Alice: “Now, now, let’s not fight.”
Jasper: “Really, though, can we eat him?”
Draco: *runs away screaming* *runs back* “I want my piano.”
Edward: “Sorry, Jazz, I’m keeping the piano. You can eat him.”
Jasper: “YES!!”
Draco: *girlish scream*
Me: “Ummm…” *backs away slowly*
Dani: “NO! Anyone but Draco. Why don’t you go eat Bella?” *thinks for a moment* “Well, Jazz, if I can have you instead, go ahead and eat him. Oh, and can you use your magic vampire powers and bring back Fred while you’re at it?”
Jasper: *munch munch munch*
Draco: *dead*
Harry: (out of nowhere) “OMG! You ate my boyfriend!” *looks at Edward* *squeals* “OHMYGOD!” *runs and hugs Edward* “CEDRIC! YOU’RE ALIVE!”
Cedric/Edward: “Yes, since I’m totally back from the dead, I should get the last Twizzler.”
Everyone else except Harry: “There’s another Twizzler?”
Harry: *dumbfounded*
Draco: “Not anymore!”
Harry: “Wow. Death is starting to lose its touch.”
Fred: *walks in* “Hey guys!”
Dani: “OMG JASPER DID IT!”
Jasper: *turns around* “What? Hey, look, human!” *attacks Fred*
Dani: *tackles Jasper*
Fred: “Hey, look, Twizzler!” *eats Twizzler*
Everyone: *sob*
Snape: *walks in* “Hmmm… what is that mysterious ticking noise?” *looks around* (mumbles) “Not over here, not over there…” *pauses* “Kind of… catchy.” (sings) “Snape, Snape, Severus Snape… Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.”
Dumbledore: *randomly* “Dumbledore!”
Snape: “Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.”
Dumbledore: “Dumbledore!”
Alice: *randomly* “Alice, Alice, Alice Hale!”
Jasper: *also randomly* “Jasper. Jasper. Jasper.” *repeats*
Harry: *seizure-ish* (really fast) “Harry Potter! Harry Potter!”
Snape/Harry: “SNAPE!” “HARRY!” “SNAPE!” “HARRY!”
Snape/Harry/Alice/Jasper: “Singin our song, all day long at FOOORRRRKKKKSSSS!”
Alice: “I found the source of the ticking! It’s a pipe bomb!”
Jasper/Harry: “Yayyy!”
Bomb: *EXPLODE!!!*
THE END!
(If you'd like to hear the actual version of the song, look up "Potter Puppet Pals" on the computer!)
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