Dani (my best friend) and I were chatting on IM, sending messages like this back and forth, telling a story that all started when I began feeding Jasper Twizzlers (LOL, long story). I hope you enjoy and that it makes you laugh as much as it made us!

The Day Edward Stole Dani’s Twizzlers and All He Got Out of it was a Piano


Me: *plays piano badly* *piano breaks*

Dani: “Hahahahahahahahahahahaha”

Me: *sigh*

Dani: “Ooooo, I have Twizzlers!”

Me: “Gimme some!”

Dani: *hands over bag over Twizzlers*

Edward: *runs over and steals Twizzlers*

Me: “OMG HE STOLE MY TWIZZLERS!!*

Dani: *drops broken piano on Edward* *piano misses and lands on Rosalie*

Edward: *points and laughs at Rosalie*

Me: *takes Twizzlers back while Edward is distracted*

Edward: “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Me: *stuffs Twizzlers into mouth* “Mwahahahahahahahaha!!”

Edward: *sigh* “I’m sorry.” *plays piano*

Me: “Omg, Edward’s playing piano for me!” *sudden realization* “WAIT! I don’t have a piano any more…”

Edward: *sarcastically* “Pssh, no, of course I didn’t ask Draco to magically make me a piano.”

Me: *GASP!!* “Draco, since when did you befriend the vampires?!”

Draco: “Well, since most vamps are evil… I would’ve join the bad ones, but I didn’t wanna get eaten.”

Emmet: “Who says we aren’t gonna eat you?”

Rosalie: (now out from under the piano) “No, don’t! He’s cute.”

Emmet: “WHAT?! But you’re supposed to like me!”

Alice: “Now, now, let’s not fight.”

Jasper: “Really, though, can we eat him?”

Draco: *runs away screaming* *runs back* “I want my piano.”

Edward: “Sorry, Jazz, I’m keeping the piano. You can eat him.”

Jasper: “YES!!”

Draco: *girlish scream*

Me: “Ummm…” *backs away slowly*

Dani: “NO! Anyone but Draco. Why don’t you go eat Bella?” *thinks for a moment* “Well, Jazz, if I can have you instead, go ahead and eat him. Oh, and can you use your magic vampire powers and bring back Fred while you’re at it?”

Jasper: *munch munch munch*

Draco: *dead*

Harry: (out of nowhere) “OMG! You ate my boyfriend!” *looks at Edward* *squeals* “OHMYGOD!” *runs and hugs Edward* “CEDRIC! YOU’RE ALIVE!”

Cedric/Edward: “Yes, since I’m totally back from the dead, I should get the last Twizzler.”

Everyone else except Harry: “There’s another Twizzler?”

Harry: *dumbfounded*

Draco: “Not anymore!”

Harry: “Wow. Death is starting to lose its touch.”

Fred: *walks in* “Hey guys!”

Dani: “OMG JASPER DID IT!”

Jasper: *turns around* “What? Hey, look, human!” *attacks Fred*

Dani: *tackles Jasper*

Fred: “Hey, look, Twizzler!” *eats Twizzler*

Everyone: *sob*

Snape: *walks in* “Hmmm… what is that mysterious ticking noise?” *looks around* (mumbles) “Not over here, not over there…” *pauses* “Kind of… catchy.” (sings) “Snape, Snape, Severus Snape… Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.”

Dumbledore: *randomly* “Dumbledore!”

Snape: “Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.”

Dumbledore: “Dumbledore!”

Alice: *randomly* “Alice, Alice, Alice Hale!”

Jasper: *also randomly* “Jasper. Jasper. Jasper.” *repeats*

Harry: *seizure-ish* (really fast) “Harry Potter! Harry Potter!”

Snape/Harry: “SNAPE!” “HARRY!” “SNAPE!” “HARRY!”

Snape/Harry/Alice/Jasper: “Singin our song, all day long at FOOORRRRKKKKSSSS!”

Alice: “I found the source of the ticking! It’s a pipe bomb!”

Jasper/Harry: “Yayyy!”

Bomb: *EXPLODE!!!*

THE END!


(If you'd like to hear the actual version of the song, look up "Potter Puppet Pals" on the computer!)
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~Angeline