Hey everybody! I'm back, with another hilarious one-shot. And, of course, this never would've been possible without the help of Dani and her Pixie Sticks! Please enjoy our random IM chat. ;D
The Revenge of the Pixie Sticks and that One Guy from Pray for Morning
Me: Ohmygod, Dani! The pixie sticks are all gone!
Dani: *GASP* It was EMMET!
Rosalie: *storms in* Emmet. WHERE. ARE. MY. PIXIE. STICKS??!!
Emmet: *shoves the rest into his mouth* I have absolutely no idea.
Alice: Where’re my Pixie Sticks?
Jasper: Ask Emmet
Alice: EMMET!!!
Emmet: *mouthful of Pixie Sticks* Whaaat?
Alice: I. Want. Those. Pixie. Sticks!!!
Emmet: NOOOOO! I WILL EAT YOU ALL!
Rosalie: No, you’re too short for that. *Snicker*
Edward: OHHHH! BURN!
-Meanwhile-
(We now take you to Hogwarts where Draco and Harry are fighting over Pixie Sticks while Ron and Hermione are snogging eachother in the corner. George is hiding in the corner, secretly hoarding all the Pixie Sticks to himself.)
Draco: *points wand at Harry* PATRICLUS TOTALLYISHNESS!
Harry: *gets hit in the chest with flying Pixie Sticks* NOOO!! THE PIXIE STICKS BETRAYED MEEEEE!!
Draco: *still trying to figure out the spell* PARIS TOADNEYISHELNESSESS!
*Edward suddenly knocks down the door*
Edward: WHO. TOOK. MY. PIXIE. STICKS.
Neville: Oh shizzle…fazzizleyness….
Draco: *points wand at himself* What’s wrong with this stupid thing?! OH WAIT! I remember it now! *still pointing wand at himself* AVADA KADAVRA!
Harry: NO! MY BOYFRIEND!!
*The room goes quiet*
The angel of Fred: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
The angel of George’s ear: I think Harry just said Draco was his boyfriend!
Ron: *GASP!* Harry! You were CHEATING on me?!
Hermione: *GASP!!!!* Ron, you were cheating on ME?!
Snape: HERMIONE! How could you?!
Angel of Dumbledore: Severus…. So the rumors were true, then! We now know why Hermione got such high marks…. And we also know where Severus was when he missed those Saturday-night Order of the
Pheonix meetings….
Everyone else: Uhhh….
*Awkward silence*
Draco: *alive again* AHA! I fooled you all.
Snape: *out of nowhere* Draco, I am your father.
Luscius: WTF? Well, peacockey, at least I still have you!
Jasper: Ok, seriously, where’re the Pixie Sticks?
Edward: *to Alice* Hey, weren’t we on a quest to find Pixie Sticks?
Alice: I dunno, I just kinda randomly popped into the story.
Edward: Oh. Well, since Bella fell down a well and died, would you like to be my new girlfriend?
Alice: Sure!
Jasper: Hey! Fine then. Oh DAAAANNNIIIIII…..
Dani: What?
Emmet: What?
Dani: WHAT?!
Emmet: WHAT!
Jasper: What?
Draco: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Connor: Hey! That’s MY thing.
Jasper: Hey, wait a sec…. Ok, well, this is really weird.
Topher: *looks at Emmet* What?
Rosalie: My brain hurts.
Emmet: What brain?
Everyone except Rosalie: OHHH! Burn!
Harry: *sneaks off* I is ninja…you cannot see me.
Draco: *follows* Where are we going?
Harry: hehehehehehehehehehehehe…
Draco: No, seriously.
Harry: Well, I was thinking…. *pauses* I really actually hate you. *pushes Draco off ledge that magically appeared out of nowhere*
Draco: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
Ron: Finally!
Harry: Uh, no. Oh Giiinyyy!
Ginny: *stops snogging Dean* Er….
*Awkward silence*
Topher: *trips over bucket*
Connor: Isn’t that how we died in the first pla— *creepy wizard guy from Pray for Morning appears out of nowhere and drags Connor and Topher away*
Everyone else: Ummm…
Jasper: Did I just die? AGAIN?
Ashely: Yup, sorry little bro, but only me and Jesse make it out.
Jasper: How did you get here?!
Ashley: IDK, Lily drove me.
(-We interrupt this one-shot with a message from Dani-
I’ll BRB I’ve got to go grab some Pixie Sticks.)
*Jeopardy theme song*
Dani: I’m back.
(-We interrupt this one-shot with a message from Me-
Ummm….)
*Jeopardy theme song reprise*
Me: I’m ba-ack! Dun dun duuuun!!
Dani: Oh, no! Save us all!
Me: *pouts* Hey look! Hot guys! Wait, are those Pixie Sticks?!
Dani: No. Jasper already ate them all.
Jasper: These are not the droids you are looking for.
Me: dot dot dot… GET HIM!
Dani: Didn’t you hear him? These aren’t the droids we’re looking for!
Me: Dani, what droids?
Dani: Oh….ya
Jasper: HA! Told you so.
Me: NO. WAY! Jaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssspeeeeeeeeeeeerrr!
Lily: *enters* Where’s Ashley?
Everyone else: *facepalm*
THE END!! (Finally, right?)
*If this offends anyone by the Harry-Draco thing or the misuse of Twilight or HP stuff, I'm sorry.
It's kind of stupid, but hey! We're pretty stupid ourselves.
~Angeline
PS: *If this offends anyone by the Harry-Draco thing or the misuse of Twilight or HP stuff, I'm sorry.
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