Chapter 5
Diversions of the Muggle Kind
Draco woke gently to the sound of pouring rain. Last night’s hypnotic drizzle had turned into what sounded like a monsoon. Water was beating ceaselessly against the glass of the window pane and the wind was howling and shrieking like a wolf. He languidly opened his eyes, surveyed the dim swatches of light peeping through the sides of the window shades and proceeded to stretch; a long, feline stretch that started at his toes and ended with his arms raised above his head, accompanied by a tremendous yawn.
As Draco slowly woke up, he pushed back the covers and swung his feet to the floor. Not bothering to make the bed, he got up and assessed himself in the dresser mirror. “Not bad at all.” Draco murmured to himself. The shadows under his eyes had diminished perceptibly and he looked somewhat healthier, better rested and well fed than he had in months. He felt more like himself too. It was if he had gone on holiday and come back refreshed and rejuvenated. This might turn out to be a good day after all, he thought optimistically. With any luck, Mr. Granger would have his time-turner fixed and he could get back to his own time and back to work on his project. Just the mental reminder of that made his shoulders slump though.
He hated the thought of once again trying, and then failing, to fix the vanishing cabinet. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the memory of the other task he had been assigned caused him to breakout in an uncomfortable, cold sweat. Trying to push that thought from his mind, Draco transfigured his pajamas back into his Hogwarts robes with the wand that he had slept with under his pillow all night. He stopped short when he opened the bedroom door and found Granger standing right in front of him, her small hand raised and balled into a fist. Immediately, Draco raised his wand and shouted, “Protego”!
“What on Earth are you doing?” Hermione questioned in a shocked but insistent voice, as she took a step backward away from the threshold of the door.
“What are
you doing?” Draco shot back maliciously.
“I was about to knock on your door, obviously!” Hermione’s screwed-up face plainly showed her displeasure and he thought he may have even caught a flicker of hurt. She brought down her raised hand and crossed both her arms in a pose of annoyance. Her hair was wet, probably fresh from a bath, and pulled back in a loose plait that left her head looking a lot less like shrubbery. With an exaggerated sigh and a roll of her eyes, she gestured for him to move out of the way so she could enter the room.
Repositioning himself to let her pass, Draco watched as Granger stepped into the guest room, gave it a quick, inspecting glance and immediately went to work tidying it up. Making the bed and fluffing the pillows as though she were a house elf, Hermione asked, “What shall we do today? I had planned on taking you to the zoo. We have a lovely zoo here, but-” Hermione stopped short at Draco’s groan. “You don’t like the zoo?”
“I’m not very keen on animals.” Draco stated in a surly voice.
“Well, it’s raining, so it’s not a very nice day for it anyway.” Hermione paused. “And there was that incident just this week down in Surrey. A Brazilian Boa Constrictor got loose from its cage. Scared some poor boy nearly to death!”
“Why can’t we just go watch your father do that crowning?”
“Why on Earth would you want to watch that? Besides, I highly doubt Mrs. Winslow would want you to watch while my dad puts a crown in her mouth.”
Draco stared incredulously. “He’s putting it in her mouth?”
“Oh, dear!” Hermione sighed, plunked down on the bed and began to explain what a dental crown was and how it differed a great deal from an actual coronation.
Once Draco had been sufficiently educated in yet another form of dental torture, Granger started in on why his Hogwarts robes wouldn’t be considered an inconspicuous mode of dress if they were to venture out. After begrudgingly transfiguring his robes into something Hermione described as jeans and a tee shirt, Draco followed her down to the kitchen where Mrs. Granger had left him a hearty breakfast. As he helped himself to some orange juice, the strangely un-bushy head of Hermione Granger popped up from the newspaper she had begun reading to announce that she knew exactly how they could spend the day.
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“Did you like the movie?” Hermione asked eagerly as they exited the theatre and she quickly pushed open the large, plaid umbrella that her mother had given her before they left the house to prevent them from being soaked. It was still down pouring and the wind had picked up its pace, whipping up discarded pieces of newspaper here and dropping them down there.
“It was fine.” Draco answered flatly. “Don’t know what all the fuss was about. That Robin guy was a prat.” Then, more thoughtfully, he added, “I did like that Sherriff bloke, though. He really knew how to handle that riffraff…knew how to get what he wanted. Shame he had to go and die; he was the best part of the bloody movie!”
Before Hermione could argue that the Sheriff of Nottingham was not the intended hero of the movie, the wind that had been tugging at her umbrella finally won its battle and pulled the umbrella inside out. The hard, driving rain hit them both square in the face. Draco felt for his wand inside the pocket of the rain jacket that Granger had told him was what muggles wore in this type of weather. If there weren’t so many of the blasted muggles around at the moment, he would have repaired the umbrella in an instant. But in the span of time it took him to locate his wand, he realized it wasn’t necessary. He was no longer being pelted in the face by the cold rain, nor was his platinum hair being blown back at top speed. Even though it was still pouring, and every other person in the vicinity was getting soaked, he and Hermione were perfectly dry and unaffected. It was if there was a shield between them and the rain.
Draco stared down at Hermione in confusion.
In answer to his bewildered look, Hermione instructed in a whisper that only he could hear, “Just hunch your body against the weather and pretend you’re uncomfortable. If not, others will notice that we’re not getting wet. Mom hates it when I do this.” Hermione admitted.
“Have you made us impervious to the rain? How did you do that without a wand?” Draco asked, not being able to keep the amazement out of his voice.
Hermione scrunched up her face in thought for a moment. “I’m really not sure how I do it. It’s something I’ve been able to accomplish for quite some time. I think weather may be my specialty. Now if only I could bottle heat and keep us warm, then I’d really be pleased.”
“You will.” Draco grumbled, remembering all the cold days in the Hogwarts’ courtyard when Granger, Weasel and The Chosen One all huddled around Hermione’s bottle blue flames and kept warm.
It seemed as though Hermione took this remark as a compliment; a vote of confidence in her abilities as a witch. It also seemed as if that particular statement gave her the courage to resume their conversation on the subject of magic that Draco had shied away from the previous evening.
“So, regarding that portkey you tripped over,” She began abruptly, catching him slightly off guard. “Who do you think it was meant for? It had to be someone of significance and authority to be able to get a portkey inside the Hogwarts’ grounds. They’re limited, you know.” She informed him as though she knew everything about the school she had yet to attend.
Draco simply shrugged his shoulders, showing a blatant lack of interest. Abashed, Hermione continued. “Don’t you even care? That person obviously had something very important they needed to do. They might even be very upset with you, having used their portkey and all!”
“Well, that’s their problem, isn’t it?” Draco answered in his usual carefree drawl.
“But, don’t you understand?” Hermione’s brow scrunched up in both agitation as well as concern. The little furrow was beginning to form between her eyebrows and she was biting the corner of her lower lip. “Whoever it was, they were trying to get to my home town.” She insisted forcefully.
That thought hadn’t even crossed Draco’s mind. Why was someone trying to get here, of all places? The question was intriguing, he had to admit it. But the last thing he wanted to do right now was brainstorm with the young Hermione Granger as to the reasons someone would have to come to a muggle town; this one in particular. So he played it off as if it was an everyday occurrence.
“Look, wizards travel to all sorts of places all the time. It’s no big deal, and if the portkey was so important to them, they shouldn’t have left it lying about, should they? If they had been more careful, I wouldn’t be in this predicament, now would I?” He questioned with assured superiority.
“Erm…no, I suppose not. Speaking of your predicament, how will you get back to Hogwarts, once my father fixes your time-turner that is?”
“I’ll find a way. As long as I get back to the right time, I’ll figure something out.”
“You could take a train.” Hermione suggested. “I have money.”
Draco scoffed. The last thing he was going to do was accept money from an eleven year old mud-blood and ride on a train packed with stinking muggles. Still, he supposed it was nice that she offered. “I’ll be fine. Wizards have many options available to them.”
Hermione’s face relaxed a bit. They continued on through the busy streets, passing folks dashing about in the rain doing their Saturday shopping despite the weather, and headed in the direction of Hermione’s home. Draco wasn’t sure why, but he was starting to feel at ease with the young version of Granger. He couldn’t remember at the moment why he had found her so obnoxious all those years ago when he first bumped into her on the Hogwarts Express. He had always thought of her as a know-it-all, a showoff even, but really she was simply a clever and curious girl who enjoyed learning new things. Sure, she was a bit too chatty for his liking, but she really wasn’t half bad…for a mud-blood.
As if on cue, Hermione asked, “Draco, how does one go about getting a time-turner? I think I’d like one eventually.”
“It’s not difficult. You just need to apply to the ministry.” Draco answered nonchalantly. “You’ll get one in your third year…um…I mean, you probably will. Bigger course load and all.” He quickly tried to recover his misstep, but she was too quick for him.
“You sounded as if you knew for sure that I’d get a time-turner in my third year! And before, when you said that I would be able to bottle heat; it was if you knew that too! Do we actually know each other in the future?” Hermione asked, her eyes wide and mouth slightly agape.
“I can’t tell you anything about the future!” Draco snapped. “Don’t you remember? I told you that twice yesterday. And here I thought you were clever.” His chastisement of her was harsh and he knew it. Really, he was angry at himself for feeling so comfortable that he let his guard down and slipped up. He knew better than that and he had to be more careful. “Sor-” He began but couldn’t finish. The word felt awkward in his mouth. To Draco’s recollection, he had never uttered that word before. “I can tell you a few things about Hogwarts, though. What do you want to know most?” He offered instead.
The conversation continued easy enough as they made their way back to Hermione’s house, with Draco explaining the first year’s trip across the black lake and class schedules, as well as Quidditch rules and a few stories of his magnificent flying thrown in. Removing their damp shoes at the door, they proceeded into the lounge and made themselves comfortable in the two chairs set on either side of the unlit fireplace. Hermione got up and made to grab a match, seeming to want to ignite the logs in the grate, probably to drive the chill from of the room.
“Get out of the way. I’ll do it.” Draco announced, overcome by the urge to show off. Pointing his wand at the darkened hearth and enunciating, “Incendio!” the dry logs crackled to life with bright, cheery flames, warming the room and astonishing Hermione in the process.
Judging from the look on her face, Draco’s ability to start fire with one word had impressed her a great deal. She stared at him with something like awe and then blushed a little. “What else can you do?” She asked demurely, her head tilted down slightly, but still possessing that inquisitive look in her eye. He showed her Lumos and Nox, followed by Aguamenti. Draco made sure to teach her that exact pronunciation was essential for a spell to have its desired effect. He was trying to think of something a little more spectacular when they both heard the click of the front door and Mr. Granger’s excited voice calling throughout the house, “Muffin, are you home? It’s all fixed. I’m pretty sure I’ve done it. I can’t wait to see if it actually works!”
Draco bolted out of his chair and was in the hallway instantly to meet Mr. Granger and retrieve his precious time-turner. In his haste and excitement, he failed to notice the disappointment etched in Hermione’s young face as she watched him leave the room.
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Once again, an enormous than you to my beta,
Alonnet, for all her help and her quick turnaround. You're the best!

For anyone who's interested, the movie Hermione and Draco saw was "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves", with the fabulous Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham. I loved the irony of adding it in and when I looked into the specifics, I found that the movie was released in 1991! Perfect timing!

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