Snape vs. House

AN; ok so I was reading some Harry Potter/House MD crossovers but I couldn’t seem to find a purely humor based one so I decided to writ one of my own. But what to write about? Then I realized that the only way to make it hilarious was if it was based on the two most miserable, sarcastic, self-centered, jerks in the world. So the logical pick on the House MD side was Gregory House himself. And on the Harry Potter side had to be Severus Snape. So once I got the idea, I wanted to see what would happen if Snape (for some un-known resin) went to a muggle hospital and got DR. House as his physician. I know it sounds funny right? Well you might not think so but I think it sounds hysterical. So I’m posting this on 2 different websites that require 2 different ways of rating so this is rated T/PG13 just in case but I don’t think ill actually need the rating. But you never know. Soo anyways this is the first installment-ish thing. More like a pre-view? So ya here goes. Please review.
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Chapter one

(A tall man is sitting at a muggle bar with a bottle of fire-whisky he snuck in.)

“Go. Go! Gggggoooooohcrap. I cant believe I lost again… to you.” Wilson says angrily as he pulls out his wallet for the 5th time in 2 hours.

“Think of it as a… life lesion.” House says back with an insanely annoying smirk.

“A life lesion hu? What lesion would that be?” Wilson glares at House as he hands’ him a 50.

“Always drink when your betting against me. That way your decisions are impaired and the sting of failure is numbed while you hand me your credit card.” House says while he waves over a waitress. “Can I have a beer?” House asks not looking at the waitress and hands her the $50.00 Wilson just handed him. “Keep the change.”

“What?!” Wilson screams with a white hot furry burning in his eyes. “You can’t tip her 45 bucks. My 45 bucks!”

Suddenly the man who had snuck in his own drink falls over, screaming in pain. His greasy black hair laying in a tangled mess. House glances up and a smirk crosses his face. “Oh this is going to be fun.” He says and stands up and walks over to the man. “Sir I’m a doctor and I must ask you to shut up or you will die.” The sarcasm in Greg’s voice was undeniable and the entire bar erupted in drunken hysterics.

House had noticed the man when he walked in 3 hours ago. The man had not ordered a drink but somehow had one to spill, and he had not gotten a refill for 2½ hours but somehow still had an entire bottle left.
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AN; see? Told you this would be more of a preview than a chapter. This was not an attempt at a cliffhanger it was just a way for me to see if anyone is intrestided in the idea. I do not want to research all the different types of medical problems and exaggerate the symptoms if noone will be reading it. So please review and check out my other fanfiction in the non Harry Potter fanfic section. It is titled Ichigo’s Twilight. Yes I know it was not amasingly written and there are probably some grammer mistakes. Yes I am aware that I added no link to the fanfiction feedback thread. I appologise for that. Oh ant oguess it is a good thing I rated it T/PG13 because of the setting. R and R.