hiyha! no, i'm not insane, but here's the story: well, in the person above game in the just get away from life board, longlivetheweasleking! joked that i 'was voted most likey to start a draco malfoy/avril lavinge thread on the ships board'. well, here it is, lltwk. but this is a different thread. it's kinda spoof, but not really. here, i though you could post copples with one HP charactor, and one either celbrity, person you know, or a charactor from another book. they can be just jokes, or one you think would really work, i.e. explain why if your serious, or use either , , as a post icon so we know it's a joke. so, this could be multifunctional; it could be very thought provoking, and a real hoot . but PLEASE dont post "OMG!! I TOTALY WANT TO DATE/MARRY/BE WITH/KISS RON/HARRY/HERMIONE/DRACO ect..". there are plent of other topics in different sections where you can say stuff like that. if you did here, this board would take up way too much bandwith, and would probably have to be closed down. plus, it doesnt make for very interesting conversation, anyway . so, about the one in the topic title; i thought if was funny when lltwk first mentioned it, but then got to thinking about it, and thought it *might* work, but maybe if draco was a little less evil... i dont know. thoughts?

Yeah, all right...I'm assuming it's a teenager thing because I don't find it particularly funny personally, and we already have an 'Oddest Couple' pairing, but I'm probably going to be seen as a killjoy if I close this, so I'll rename it and hope it gets some action. If it doesn't, it'll get locked.

And I really hope there's some actual conversation here....I'm going to go nuts if I see 'Draco/Bungle from Rainbow...that would be cool' type posts....

Now that there is a thread like this, I can bring up the remake of film "Bewitched." Samantha is good for Neville.

LOL! I can't believe you actually did it!

I don't know, I think Avril kinda likes the "bad boy type" She's a bit of a mischevious little devile herself

Well, I think Natalie Portman and Harry would make a good couple. She's goofy enough to lighten his moods, but smart and charming enough that he wouldn't be annoyed by her, and she's not a silly little girl like Cho. She's also pretty tough, so she could survive all the erm . . . stuff . . . Harry has to go through.

Fred and George Weasley would be a good match for Sister, Sister.
All four are creative and capable to make funny mischieves.

LOL muggleveiw! i can totaly see endora putting some weird cuse on neville. poor guy... i think(trying not to get *too* serious here) she might be nicer to neville cus he's a wizard. remember, endora hates daren because he's a mortal, aka muggle.
natile portman... sorry, dont know her. but from the googe image search i did on her, she looks good for harry. your right bout d+a. infact, it's weird, but Evan Taubenfeld(Avril's lead guitarist) looks vaguely like like tom felton....
fred and george would be good good for tamara, i think. (from sister sister) they are really alike. i dont think tia would really getalong with either of them though. she'd probobly be good with percy though......

Glad you got my points on Neville + Samantha. I agree with you that Neville has better chance of survival, because he can counter jinx Endora.

Natalie Portman is the actress playing Queen Padme Amigdala, the mother of Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa from the Star Wars.
The character she is playing is very beautiful, intelligent, brave, and gracious. Her bad side: choice of lover. Her husband became Darth Vader, after she died.

Fred and George have a slightly different personality. George is the more sensible ones. He is good for Tia. Fred is definitely for Tamara.
Or ... they would rather end up differently: George will end up with Tamara (reminding him of Fred, and reminding her of Tia), while Fred with Tia. Oh well, we are talking about 2 different fictions.

Avril - please, the next time you said 'no offence', you should rethink what you want to type next. You could avoid using word like 'stupid' because it's a pretty strong word and people *will* get offended by it no matter how many 'no offence' lines you put before that. You could use a better word instead.

Natalie Portman also costars in "Garden State," which is a romantic/comedy. It's actually the best romantic/comedy I think I've ever seen. At least, as far as those that lean toward romance more than comedy. "Something About Mary" is definately the funniest romantic/comedy I've seen I highly recomend it. And if any of you know a girl like her character . . . tell her to PM me! lol

This thread is Funny! I think that maybe Hermione/Magnus Magnuson might work. They are both really clever. (But that wont work till Hermione's about 60.)

But Draco/Bungle from Rainbow sounds good Louise... Only playing about!

What about Fred and George and the Olsen twins!? They will be so cute together!

ah yes! you are right! FRed and George and the Olsen twins would really match!

Heehee, what a clever idea!

Erm....Ron and Jessica Simpson? You know, she's one of those shallow beauties, what Ron says he likes, because we all know he likes Hermione, who is definitely not shallow...but anyway...

How about Kreacher and Carlotta from the Phantom of the Opera? Because Carlotta's a slave driver who thinks that she's a mile above society, and Kreacher worships those type of people.

Or, lol, Penelope Clearwater and Bendict Arnold? Penny likes her traitors...Percy, you know.

But that's the best I can do at the moment.

~Gerry's Gurl~

Haha! This is an awesome thread! What about Ginny Weasley and Dominic Monaghan? He's kind of cute, and he's really funny and mischevious and quite clever, so they would go well together. For those who don't know:
Meriadoc (Merry) In The Lord Of The Rings, and
Charlie Pace in Lost (a Television show)
are the two roles that he is most famous for. I have a feeling that the Olsen twins might not be quite as clever or as funny as Fred and George, although I guess michevious enough. I don't really know too much about them...oops gotta go, suppertime
xo

Is Cate Blanchett really that short? I didn't think so...! But for some reason, they do seem sort of in the same realm...I can't quite put my finger on it...hm.
Also, if Harry was older, how about him and Evangeline Lillie? I think that their faces and hair colour are really suited towards each other. It might be perfect!
(Evangeline Lillie acts a character called Kate, from a show called Lost, if you don't know what in the name of stuff I'm talking about)
xo

Theese are making me laugh so hard!!
Especially the Olsen twin one!!! LOLOLOL and the Benedict Arnold one!

What about.......Hermione and Brad Pitt?!?!
or... Ron and Ana Kornicova(sp?)

I like yhe idea of Oliver Wood and Jennifer Aniston


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How about Voldemort and Hitler?

And Mrs. Radcliffe and Hedwig!

Hey only joking!

I don't know, I think Mrs. Norris and Garfield the Cat would make a wonderful pair! That is if Garfield can calm down enough for Filch to accept him

How about Snape and Anne from The Weakest Link? They both seem like the strict type and I can already imagin Snape learing to say "GOODBYE!!"



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I Think it would be funny if someone who has been described as dowdy and not particularly thought of / described in a romantic/sexy way or interestedin such things - like Professor Sprout turned up to a Hogwarts ball (or something) with her young hot attractive toyboy (like Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom) and started 'sprounting' on and on (sorry bad pun ) about their hot love life

I love it when people shock or surprise me, when you think you know someone and then they do something that opens up an entirely new layer to their personality that you didn't know they had

Ooh! Ooh! I just came up with a weird one.

Ron Weasley and Madonna.

If you laughed at this, you also have a twisted sense of humour.

now that's kida frightening and cool at da same time

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The following are ships that I think are bogus. These characters will never get together.
1) Snape/Hermione
2) Snape/Petunia
3) Lucius/Petunia
4) Lucius/Hermione
5) Vernon/Hermione
6) Veron/McGonagal
7) Mrs. Norris/Hagrid
8) Mcgonagal/Hermione

I think it's a little ironic that I come across this while listening to So Much For My Happy Ending (Avril song..) ^^, . Anyway, I love the silly ships like these that arn't even contained in the HP fandom, lol.

Remus/Me. Really, if he were thirteen or fourteen... *sigh* I love Remus, please be real and my age so that you can be my boyfreind. Please! I actually think we'd make a good pair realistically. I'm a bit of nerd, but people say I'm nice. I also offically hand out chocolate to everyone at school. I totally wouldn't freak out about his "furry little problem" either... OK, maybe if I SAW him transformed I would be scared. Still, I think Remus/me would work if he was in my class. Yeah, so I can dream, right?

Snape/Simon (From American Idol). The put-downers! C'mon, arn't they so totally soulmates! Not exactly in a slashy way, but I think that they'd be great friends anyway. Yeah, I'm a little bit weird...

Luna/My (male) friend. My friend is just a little insane, with crazy theories on tons of things, all of which he claims are completely scientific, even if they are crazy. He also beleives just about everything he hears from teenage science nerds, weird al, and kids TV shows. He is so much like Luna it's not even funny, they'd make a great pair...

Thank you for entertaing me here!

I think it's a little ironic that I come across this while listening to So Much For My Happy Ending (Avril song..) ^^, . Anyway, I love the silly ships like these that arn't even contained in the HP fandom, lol.

Remus/Me. Really, if he were thirteen or fourteen... *sigh* I love Remus, please be real and my age so that you can be my boyfreind. Please! I actually think we'd make a good pair realistically. I'm a bit of nerd, but people say I'm nice. I also offically hand out chocolate to everyone at school. I totally wouldn't freak out about his "furry little problem" either... OK, maybe if I SAW him transformed I would be scared. Still, I think Remus/me would work if he was in my class. Yeah, so I can dream, right?

Snape/Simon (From American Idol). The put-downers! C'mon, arn't they so totally soulmates! Not exactly in a slashy way, but I think that they'd be great friends anyway. Yeah, I'm a little bit weird...

Luna/My (male) friend. My friend is just a little insane, with crazy theories on tons of things, all of which he claims are completely scientific, even if they are crazy. He also beleives just about everything he hears from teenage science nerds, weird al, and kids TV shows. He is so much like Luna it's not even funny, they'd make a great pair...

Thank you for entertaing me here!

Haha I love this thread! I especially like the one about Snape and Anne from the Weakest Link! Haha that's my favourite so far ... well done!

Umm how about Rupert and the girl that played Wendy in the 2003 Peter Pan? Rachel something or other? They both have red hair so I think they'd be cute together!

I think that Emma Watson and Jeremy Sumpter would make a cute couple too.

I like what Velvet said about Professor Sprout having a toy boy so what about Professor Flitwick with a girlfriend much younger than him? I can really imagine him with a really tall, thin model. Lol. xD

what about...

Draco Malfoy and (young) Christina Ricci from Casper
Harry Potter and Lizzie McGuire
Ron Weasley and Emma Roberts (Nancy Drew)
Collin Creevey and Dakota Fanning
Snape and Winona Rider (spelling?)
Sirius and Liv Tyler (Arwen)

Well maybe Harry and............ Billie Piper? i dunno.
Ron and Sarah from Labyirinth definitly. He needs someone with sense and this girl definitly has it.
that's all I can thinkm of at this moment

hahaa love the thread

Dumbledore & Anna Nicole Smith - She likes older men..well...liked. But now she's dead. But so is he, so they'd make a great pair!

How 'bout Professor Flitwick & Pamela Anderson?

Oh. My. Gosh. Inspiration.

Ron and Vera Misham
Neville and Aelita Schaeffer
Hermione and Kristoph Gavin (they both seem very smart and cunning to me)
They work.

Ha ha, baaaaaaaaad idea for a thread. That is, when I arrive

Hows abouts:

Draco Malfoy and Hilary Duff (HA HA HA)


.......






Oh, inspiration has run dry!

Cedric/Susan(from The Chronicles Of Narnia... my favorite books...)

Okay.. I like Cedric and I don't like Susan. So why did I say Cedric/Susan? Well, Susan is a little more mature than the other pevensies( WHY DID YOU FORGET NARNIA, SUSAN?!) and I think Cedric would need a mature girl. XD Also, she is the eldest girl of the Pevensies so... but actually in BBC's Narnia she doesn't look that old.(And I hate Disney's Narnia ) but when she's older...

Okay... I don't like this ship anymore so I'll try to figure out something else...


Pansy/Eustace(from Narnia again XD...) well... Eustace used to be... not so nice... and Pansy is not so nice... so maybe Eustace could make Pansy nice? XD


Luna/Roger(from 'His Dark Materials') if Roger wouldn't have died of course. Well, I think Roger wouldn't think Luna is that crazy...